A/N: IT'S ONLY THE SECOND CHAPTER AND THE PLOT IS ALREADY THIS RIDICULOUS! I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Caution: Contains language. Read on your own risk.
Disclaimer: Kagerou Project belongs to Shizen no Teki-P (Jin).
Having someone famous as your friend is a pain in the ass, says the heroine of the story. Especially when that someone famous is your childhood friend, your classmate and your future husband.
Especially when he's super clingy to you, and his super annoying fans hate you so much that they can't help but make a straw doll of you and stab it with nails and needles, clean their blades or even load their bullets everytime they see you.
Ladies and gentlemen, and here I shall present "How to Keep Your Ass Safe From Crazy Fans", a survival guide by yours truly Enomoto Takane.
Cameras and Troubles
Chapter 2: Keep Your Ass Safe From Crazy Fans
Tip #1 - Skip school
Fans are terrifying. They can do anything to make you stay away from their bae, and even assassinate you anytime, so the best option to keep yourself out of danger is skip school for the day. Takane doesn't like school anyways, so this is a great chance for her to take a break from that boring place.
However, any parent would disallow their child to skip school, especially Enomoto-san, she's very concerned about her granddaughter's studies and doesn't want her to miss a single day of school. And therefore, our great Ene-sama sacrificed herself and caught a cold.
"Taka-chan, it's time to wake up! You're going to be late to class you know!" Enomoto-san knocked on Takane's bedroom door.
"Achoo!" A soft sneeze.
"Taka-chan? You okay?"
"Ah nothing, it's just tha - ACHOOO! Urghh!" Another sneeze.
"Oh my, you're having a cold aren't you? Stay in bed Taka-chan, I'll be calling your homeroom teacher that you're sick." And Enomoto-san went downstairs.
Takane smirked. She slept without using her blanket last night just to catch a cold and skip school. It was freezing especially when her hair was still damp during that time.
But damn...it sure feels terrible when you're sick.
(Please do not try this at home!)
Tip #2 - Stay away from that someone famous
Unfortunately for Takane, her cold got better after a night's sleep and was forced to attend school the next day.
And so there she was, wearing a sweater and a surgical mask, glaring at the crowd as she made her way to her locker.
And then...
"TAKANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Apparently, a tall boy with his mouth stuffed full of rice balls was charging towards her.
More like, Kokonose Haruka, a.k.a that someone famous.
Notice the swarm of girls running behind Haruka.
As they made eye contact with Takane, they looked like they were telling her to go die.
Haruka tackled Takane into a hug and murderous aura started appearing from the girls' direction.
Takane pushed Haruka away. "Stop it you glutton! I'm still sick!" And she ran to class, leaving a confused Haruka behind, with the fangirls smirking.
"That was close." Takane sat down as she got into class.
"Good morning, Takane-san! How you're feeling?" A sweet looking girl approached Takane.
"Ayano-chan! I'm feeling better today, it's just a cold though..." Takane replied.
Tateyama Ayano, Takane's classmate and also Takane's best friend. She is sweet looking. Unlike Takane, she is feminine, polite and popular among her classmates. Although her father Kenjirou-sensei is their homeroom teacher, Ayano appears to get bad grades in tests.
Just then, another voice popped out.
"Oh, so even the great Lightning Dancer Ene can fall sick, huh? Weak."
Upon hearing the voice, a vein popped out of Takane's forehead.
"Sh-shut up you NEET!"
Kisaragi Shintaro, in the same class as the trio, an intelligent student with a cold personality. However he's able to interact with Haruka and Ayano, and...not really in good terms with Takane, it seems.
"Now now, stop the quarrelling will you."
"Ah, Takane there you are! Why did you run away just now?" Haruka spotted Takane in the classroom.
Shit, I'm dead again. Takane paled as she saw a few fangirls standing behind Haruka, glaring at her.
"L-like I said, I'm still sick! So don't be too close to me!" Takane shouted.
"Eh? But Takane-san you just said you felt better today..." Ayano spoke out innocently.
"I-I-I..." Takane was burning from embarrassment.
"Feeling better doesn't mean she's fully recovered, you brickhead..." Shintaro flicked Ayano's forehead. And for once, Takane couldn't help but feel grateful towards the rude guy.
"Ehhhh..." Haruka walked towards Takane and touched her forehead. "You're right! Your skin is burning!"
"DON'T GO CLOSE TO ME!"
Takane actually spent most of her day avoiding Haruka. She did not speak to Haruka, who sat beside her in class. When it was lunch break, she declined Ayano's invitation to eat lunch together with Haruka and Shintaro on the school rooftop. Soon when it was time to go back home, Takane rejected Haruka's invitation to accompany him to the photo studio for photoshooting.
"I need to take my medicine you know, I can't accompany you today! Bye!" And the three watched Takane exit the school gates.
The fangirls also took the chance and offered to accompany Haruka to his photoshoot.
"Haruka-sama! If you don't mind, we can follow you to your photoshoot! So please bring us along!" Their eyes were beaming with hope and excitement.
"I'm sorry..." Haruka pouted. "But I won't want anyone else besides Takane to accompany me..."
And the fangirls left in disappointment while cursing "Go die, Enomoto" in their hearts.
And Haruka turned to the other two with a smile. "Shall we go now?"
"Hey, Shintaro-kun, Ayano-chan...don't you think, Takane's been avoiding me today...?" Haruka seemed hurt.
Silence.
"I don't know what had I done, but...I must have made Takane so angry that she decided to ignore me huh...?" Haruka looked like he was going to cry.
"D-Don't cry Haruka-san! I'm sure that Takane-san have her reasons, right?" Ayano comforted him. Shintaro, on the other hand was like "Y-Yeah..."
"B-But...Takane, she..."
Shintaro sighed. "I'll try asking her what happened, so stop crying already..."
"Come on Haruka-san, let's get going! You need to catch your train to the photo studio don't you?" Ayano tried to change the topic.
Haruka smiled. "R-Right! Let's go!"
Takane was checking out the latest patch updates of her favourite video game "Dead Bullet -1989-" when Shintaro suddenly messaged her.
To: me
From: virgin neet
"care to battle with me in db?
whoever loses will need to do what the winner asks "
Takane was fired up. She swore to beat Shintaro in Dead Bullet -1989- since he defeated her from the first time they met. "This may be a great chance for me to beat the crap outta that hikiNEET! " She thought.
To: virgin neet
From: me
"prepare coz imma beat u til u cry
btw use ur headphone i wanna hear u cry"
As soon she sent the message, a battle invintation popped up from her notification panel.
Wearing her headphones, she clicked "Accept".
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I LOST TO YOU AGAIN!" Takane screamed into her headphone's mic.
"You are weak anyway, it's easy."
"SHUT UP! Now tell me, what is your command this time?" Damn it, she was supposed to win today.
"Tell me, why are you avoiding Haruka today?"
"Eh? W-What a-are you talking about you hikineet?"
"Don't act like you don't know what's going on you taco."
"SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!"
"I said you are weak, taco."
"SHUT UP YOU HIKINEET YOU SODA OBSESSED FILTHY LITTLE SHITNARO!"
"I'm not here for fights you taco, now just tell me, what happened between you and Haruka?" Shintaro was calm on the other hand.
"Fine...I'm only doing this because I lost to you, 'kay?! Haruka's fangirls... they kept glaring at me, especially when Haruka approached me! They fucking looked like they wanted to kill me!"
"Just because of this small matter and you're avoiding Haruka? Can't you just speak it out?"
"But he wouldn't understa-"
"Haruka was worried about you when you're sick, and now that you came to school, he was really happy and was looking forward to spend time with you. And yet, you avoid him just because of his fans, have you ever considered about his feelings? He was hurt and he thinks that you hate him." Shintaro cut her off.
Eh? Haruka was hurt?
Takane felt guilty. Hurting Haruka's feelings just because she wanted to keep herself safe. Wasn't she selfish? Isn't this unfair to Haruka?
"...I'm sorry."
Maybe avoiding that someone famous isn't the best option after all.
Tip #3 Fight off!
After being lectured by Shintaro, Takane apologised to Haruka, in which Haruka accepted. Haruka even pulled her into a tight hug, and once again, they were spotted by Haruka's fangrils.
They sent her terrifying glares, but this time Takane isn't scared of them either. She glared back and the fangirls got frightened, walking away quickly.
However, the fangirls wouldn't let this matter slip away, as they actually managed to get Takane away from Haruka.
"How dare you, Enomoto. Do you wanna get stabbed?" Fangirl A pinned Takane against the wall.
"Aren't you tired? Fawning around Haruka everyday, as if he is a precious gem." Takane snapped. She had enough of their shit.
"Shut up. You're constantly hanging around Haruka-sama, like you're the one to talk. "
"Fight me then. If you're just irritated about me being friends with Haruka, why don't you confess then?" Takane snapped back, not caring about their glares.
Fangirl B pushed Takane onto the floor.
"Haruka-sama belongs to everyone, you bitch. No one gets to date him or just hang around with him, even if it's you, Enomoto."
"Who said Takane can't hang around with me?"
A familiar voice.
"Ha-Haruka-sama?" The fangirls looked pale as soon as they saw Haruka looking upset. "Wh-Why are you...here?"
"Takane isn't returning to the classroom so I was looking for her," And the frown reappeared on Haruka's face, "Why Takane isn't allowed to hang around with me?"
"B-but Haruka-sama! Enomoto treats you harshly, she looks so much like a delinquent! Why do you still want to hang out with her?"
"Enough!" This was the first time Haruka raised his voice. Fangirls shut their mouths. "Have you ever talked to Takane? She may not look friendly, but she is kind at heart! Unlike you! Judging people by their looks!" He pointed fingers to the group of fangirls, shock evident on their faces.
"I hate these type of people!" And that was it. The fangirls started fleeing while crying dramatically. Haruka turned back to Takane and pouted. "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
Takane looked down to the ground. "...They are your fans after all, I don't really mind you know..."
"But if they don't accept Takane, then I don't need their support either!" And Takane blushed redder than a tomato.
"W-Wh-What are you...a kid?"
Haruka smiled sheepishly.
"Let's go back to the classroom, then?"
"Okay!"
And the two walked back hand in hand.
The next day, Takane's shoe locker was full of apology letters from Haruka's fangirls.
Even though almost every letter ended with a "don't you dare to do anything to Haruka-sama, or we'll fucking murder you".
But then, it doesn't matter anymore.
A/N: Finished writing the whole chapter and my eyelids are so heavy right now. Basically this chapter's a mess because I'm just too tired to edit this.
BTW I have no idea what to write for the next chapter. Ideas?
