SAR: Ridiculously short chapter, I know. I really just wanted to get it out though because a few of you really seemed to like it. Also, this story was originally just gonna be a cure for writers block so there's really no plan in my head for what's gonna happen here. SO, before I write more of this story I kind of want you folks to tell me if you want any kind of pairing in this story or not and if so who you want to see together. I'm open to all ideas with pairing but I really don't see myself doing HieixBotan- Sorry Vhee, (your still awesome cuz your a redhead). But if enough of you want it I'll consider it. I can do regualr pairings or yaoi. No OCs. There are only a few good OCs out there and, although I'm quite fond of my OC, Binx, I don't think I could ever possibly write a good OC romance that didn't suck.

Rinku: Can I do the disclaimer yet?

SAR: Not yet. Hiei may not be as funny this chapter and he might be a lil ooc. Then again, he might be dead on character. I can't really tell with my own writing sometimes y'know?

Rinku: Disclaimer time?

SAR: NO! I'll tell you when to do the fucking disclaimer! throws a shoe at him, turns back to computer screen Do me a favor peoples, REVIEW. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND WHAT YOU WANT ME TO IMPROVE ON! OR JUST BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY AND TELL ME I ROCK!!! IDK! lol just PLZ review, mmkay?

Rinku: Disclaimer Time?

SAR: Yes, disclaimer time. Do the warning while your at it.

Rinku: WOOHOO! SwisArmyRomance does not own anything. at all. not even this computer, it's her dad's.

WARNING: RATED T FOR A REASON KIDDIES!

SAR&Rinku: READ ON DUMBASSES!


Chapter 2:

One of the perks of working at Starbucks, and by "one of" I mean "the only", was the free desserts. So I walked through my front door with two large, warm, and gooey Starbucks M&M cookies in my hand. However, as soon as I walked through the door I caught a whiff of the most absolutely perfect scent in the world.

My sister's homemade cupcakes. No Betty-Crocker crap mix involved.

I walked into the kitchen. On the table was a tray with ten cookies on it. Each one was perfectly frosted with dark chocolate frosting, my favorite, and each had a letter on it in blue icing. Together, the cupcakes spelled out:

W O R K S U C K S

And the tenth cupcake had a little red heart on it.

I love my sister.

And there aren't many things I love.

"Hiei?" I heard my sister, Yukina, call from her room upstairs. "Are you home?" I heard her walking down the stairs. I suddenly looked down at my Starbucks cookies with guilt and disgust.

I quickly threw them in the trash where they spent the remainder of their short and rather unlived lives sandwiched between some used napkins and a…well an old sandwich. Fuck Starbucks. I have Yukina.

"Like your cupcakes?" She said as she ran up to me and gave me a huge hug. I rolled my eyes as I returned it. You'd think I'd been gone at war or something.

"How do you always know when I have a shitty day at work?" I asked in her embrace. She giggled.

No, not the annoying Botan giggle; the joyous, perfect sound that is my sister's laughter.

Like I said, there are few things I love.

And by "few" of course I mean "almost nothing".

But I love my sister.

"I always know because you always have a bad day at work." She said giggling. I opened my mouth to argue and then closed it. It was true.

I let go of my sister and went to grab a cupcake. I chose the one with the little heart on it.

Why the heart? I didn't want to ruin the message quite yet. Plus, little icing hearts are just too unbearably cute. It had to be destroyed. I devoured the small dessert in two inhuman bites. Yukina laughed again.

"Now what do you say, Hiei?" She asked like I was five or something. I made sure my entire mouth was full of cupcake and without swallowing, replied,

"Thank you, Yu." and spitting a small hunk of cupcake in her direction. She gave me another hug because unlike the rest of the world who find my actions rude, gruff, and offensive she just takes it as affection.

I really do love her.


I fucking hate her.

The "her" in question being Botan of course.

"Hiei I'll be busy in the back for a while." Yes, you and Koenma will be very busy in the back I'm sure. "So you take care of customers for a little while, kay?" I nodded grimly and she smiled. "Luv ya, Hiei."

"Hate you." I mumbled. And you know what pisses me off? SHE GET'S PAID MORE THAN I DO!

"Hello Hiei" A voice said walking up to the counter...


SAR&Rinku: READ AND REVIEW OR WE WILL FUCKNIG HATE YOU 3 heeheee that rhymed