Chapter 2
Hello again! We are back! Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san! So, in this chapter, we are going to focus on the dialogue…. I mean we don't feel like writing all those details.
Mokuze: Now that I have calmed down, Lee, you can ask.
Lee: Okay! TenTen.
TenTen: Truth.
Lee: Are you embarrassed by Neji's reaction against…plywood?
Neji: DAMN YOU! SHUT THE HELL UP! THAT NAME MUST NEVER BE-
Yokimoko: I swear. You never stop. (She just hit Neji with an arrow.)
TenTen: Not embarrassed. More like annoyed.
Sasuke: Tell it like it is. I can act like a total girl sometimes, and I like it!
Naruto: OH GOD! That does it! (Rolls up sleeves) I have GOT to beat some sense into you! (Punches Sasuke.)
Mokuze: Thank you.
Sasuke: Damn you Naruto. I touch myself at night.
Sakura: Sasuke…is that desperate…cute!
Yokimoko: …I had to torture the idiots…
Mokuze: At least it's not the Inuyasha crew we violated last week.
Yokimoko: Feh.
Enter ITACHI!
Itachi: Where is my favorite little brother?
Sasuke: I-Itachi? I hate everyone but Naruto.
Naruto: (Punches Sasuke again.) WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!
Itachi: What is wrong with my precious little brother?
Lee: How the hell did you get in here skunk? (A/N: Itachi means Skunk in Japanese.)
Itachi: I went through the door,
Gaara: Door?
Itachi: Yep. But I sealed it up so no one can come in here.
Everyone: BAKA! You idiot! THAT WAS OUR ONLY HOPE OF ESCAPING THESE TWO WITCHES!
Itachi: (Looks at Yokimoko and Mokuze.) You mean them?
Everyone: (Nods heads)
Itachi: I know them! They even killed the old Akatsuki. Violent ones they are.
Yokimoko: So, you are the great Uchiha Itachi?
Mokuze: Long time no see, Tachi!
Itachi: Hello Mokuze! How's that hammer I gave you working?
Mokuze: Fine.
Sasuke: Brother! I dare you to lick Yokimoko! I didn't want power when I went to Orochimaru's, but rather pleasure.
Everyone: OMFG!!!!!KILL ME!!!
Itachi: TMI, little brother. TMI.
Sasuke: At least I'm not upset over a damn plywood log. I know I have chicken butt hair, and I like it!
Log: Sssssssaaaasssssssssuukeeeeeeeeee. I will kill you!
Sakura: Sasuke? Are you alright?
Sasuke: I'm tired. Night idiot. I have a superiority complex!
Orochimaru: I'll come too, Sasuke-kun!
Yokimoko: Oh no you won't! (Shoots Orochimaru with her bow)
Itachi: So…Little brother dared me to lick Yokimoko…
WHAM!
Mokuze:(Whacked Itachi with hammer Don't even think about it!
Itachi: But it was a dare!
Yokimoko: Do you want to die?!
Ino: (FINALLY wakes up!) Huh? ITACHI!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Sakura: (Slaps Ino) Mokuze and Yokimoko know him; he seems to be harmless right now.
Mokuze: It's been a while since you fainted…was Icha Icha Paradise really that bad?
Ino: …Holy crap! (Faints again)Mokuze: …Shit!
Sakura: You've got that right!
Yokimoko: Wake that idiot up again! Mokuze and me are going to kill Itachi the Skunk!
Gaara: FUNK COFFIN!!!
Itachi: AAAAAAAAA-!
Yokimoko: Uhhh…Never mind about killing Itachi!
Gaara: I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T EYELINER, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
Everyone but Gaara and Sasuke: ……………Whoa.
Sasuke: DAMN IT! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! I HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT NARUTO!
Naruto: DAMN IT ALL! WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP? (Punches Sasuke)
TenTen: Can we please get back to truth or dare?!
Kakashi: Haha, Moo.
Mokuze: WOULD YOU CUT THE CRAP, EVERYBODY?
Everyone: ……Sorry.
Yokimoko: (pulls out a clipboard) Okay, let's see who has gone insane. Sasuke…-X-
Sasuke: Why am I suddenly 'X'? I actually love Orochimaru…but someone else means more to me named-
Naruto: OKAY! THAT DOES IT! (Takes out Kunai and throws it at Sasuke, hitting him in the gut. Sasuke passes out.) No more of those creepy things about me…
Yokimoko: Sasuke…-X-X- Naruto?
Naruto: I'm okay as long as Sasuke shuts the hell up.
Mokuze: -Check- Neji?
Neji: Okay, if I attack from the left, the plywood is vulnerable…unless it turns around! That won't work! Maybe if I-
Yokimoko: -X- TenTen?
TenTen: I guess I'm all right.
Mokuze: -Check-
Everyone besides Sakura, Ino, and Orochimaru: (picks up some weapon and walks over to Sasuke and starts beating him.)
Yokimoko: …-X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X-…-X- -X- -X-…why? I feel like it! YOU ALL ARE CRAZY!
Mokuze: Hey! That's my hammer! (Runs over and punches Gaara)
Gaara: FUNK CO-
Yokimoko: ARROW OF SHUT THE HELL UP! (Shoots arrow to the ground and calms everyone down…but it's better if you do not know how…)
Mokuze: …Well…
Log: Saaasukeeeeee!
Sasuke: Shut up! I am gay, and pretty, oh so pretty.
Naruto: (half-asleep because of the arrow) Shut up you damn idiot. We DO NOT CARE! (Punches him half-heartedly)
Yokimoko: Okay…I'm getting tired of hearing the crazy things from Sasugay. (Knocks Sasuke upside the head.)
Mokuze: Okay…now you will…say 'in my bed' everytime you finish a sentence.
Kakashi: singing - Oh no! Not I! I will survive!
Yokimoko: …No you won't. You will not sing or survive in here if you don't shut the damn hell up!
Mokuze: Hey, speaking of singing. I've got a great song for Tsunade.
Temari: What's that?
Mokuze: singing- If the sea was all vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the sea is not vodka and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and-
TenTen: Shut the fuck up!
Mokuze: That's the ending of the song, good job!
TenTen: No. I was telling you to shut the fuck up!
WHAM!
Mokuze: (Hits TenTen with hammer as a warning.) Do you wish to continue?
TenTen: I SURE AS HELL WANT TO-!
Yokimoko: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP? We have some dares.
AngelOnTheRunI dare Hinata to tell Naruto she's in love with him without knocking him out or fainting.
Hinata: WHAT?!
Naruto: …
Hinata: Fine! Naruto I love you!
Naruto: …Hinata?
Mokuze: Well then…next.
Kai Hatakesomeone hug Gaara:)
Naruto kiss Sasuke(I dont like yoai but that would be funny)
Truths
Who Kakashi likes in the cave(i dont care who)
Temari: I'll hug Gaara since he's my brother. (hugs Gaara)
Gaara: You have 3 seconds to get off me bitch.
Naruto: ME kiss SASUKE?!
Sasuke: Why don't want to kiss me in my bed?
Mokuze: That had BETTER be the curse!
Sasuke: Of course it is in my bed.
Sakura: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SASUKE!
Yokimoko: Okay, shut up. Naruto…Sasuke…(wields bow)
Naruto: FINE FINE FINE! (kisses Sasuke)
Sasuke: Damn…in my bed.
Naruto: That...was...DISGUSTING! (even though he's blushing)
Kakashi: Well, I'd have to say 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
Kankurou: No, a person!
Kakashi: Well, the best out of all of you…Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: Yokimoko…please…or Mokuze…
Yokimoko and Mokuze: Okay. (bangs Kakashi on the head. He passes out.)
Sakura: …You guys are harsh.
Sasuke: Shut up you fuzz bag in my bed.
Yokimoko: Okay. There's no more. So keep them coming everyone!
Mokuze: From all of us, we wish you a great great read.
hehe. How'd you enjoy it! We had a blast writing this chapter and thanks for reviewing! We are having fun with this story! and I hope you enjoy it too! Keep the dares and truths coming, cause they're not getting away anytime soon!
Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san.
