Chapter 2

Hello again! We are back! Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san! So, in this chapter, we are going to focus on the dialogue…. I mean we don't feel like writing all those details.


Mokuze: Now that I have calmed down, Lee, you can ask.

Lee: Okay! TenTen.

TenTen: Truth.

Lee: Are you embarrassed by Neji's reaction against…plywood?

Neji: DAMN YOU! SHUT THE HELL UP! THAT NAME MUST NEVER BE-

Yokimoko: I swear. You never stop. (She just hit Neji with an arrow.)

TenTen: Not embarrassed. More like annoyed.

Sasuke: Tell it like it is. I can act like a total girl sometimes, and I like it!

Naruto: OH GOD! That does it! (Rolls up sleeves) I have GOT to beat some sense into you! (Punches Sasuke.)

Mokuze: Thank you.

Sasuke: Damn you Naruto. I touch myself at night.

Sakura: Sasuke…is that desperate…cute!

Yokimoko: …I had to torture the idiots…

Mokuze: At least it's not the Inuyasha crew we violated last week.

Yokimoko: Feh.

Enter ITACHI!

Itachi: Where is my favorite little brother?

Sasuke: I-Itachi? I hate everyone but Naruto.

Naruto: (Punches Sasuke again.) WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

Itachi: What is wrong with my precious little brother?

Lee: How the hell did you get in here skunk? (A/N: Itachi means Skunk in Japanese.)

Itachi: I went through the door,

Gaara: Door?

Itachi: Yep. But I sealed it up so no one can come in here.

Everyone: BAKA! You idiot! THAT WAS OUR ONLY HOPE OF ESCAPING THESE TWO WITCHES!

Itachi: (Looks at Yokimoko and Mokuze.) You mean them?

Everyone: (Nods heads)

Itachi: I know them! They even killed the old Akatsuki. Violent ones they are.

Yokimoko: So, you are the great Uchiha Itachi?

Mokuze: Long time no see, Tachi!

Itachi: Hello Mokuze! How's that hammer I gave you working?

Mokuze: Fine.

Sasuke: Brother! I dare you to lick Yokimoko! I didn't want power when I went to Orochimaru's, but rather pleasure.

Everyone: OMFG!!!!!KILL ME!!!

Itachi: TMI, little brother. TMI.

Sasuke: At least I'm not upset over a damn plywood log. I know I have chicken butt hair, and I like it!

Log: Sssssssaaaasssssssssuukeeeeeeeeee. I will kill you!

Sakura: Sasuke? Are you alright?

Sasuke: I'm tired. Night idiot. I have a superiority complex!

Orochimaru: I'll come too, Sasuke-kun!

Yokimoko: Oh no you won't! (Shoots Orochimaru with her bow)

Itachi: So…Little brother dared me to lick Yokimoko…

WHAM!

Mokuze:(Whacked Itachi with hammer Don't even think about it!

Itachi: But it was a dare!

Yokimoko: Do you want to die?!

Ino: (FINALLY wakes up!) Huh? ITACHI!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Sakura: (Slaps Ino) Mokuze and Yokimoko know him; he seems to be harmless right now.

Mokuze: It's been a while since you fainted…was Icha Icha Paradise really that bad?

Ino: …Holy crap! (Faints again)

Mokuze: …Shit!

Sakura: You've got that right!

Yokimoko: Wake that idiot up again! Mokuze and me are going to kill Itachi the Skunk!

Gaara: FUNK COFFIN!!!

Itachi: AAAAAAAAA-!

Yokimoko: Uhhh…Never mind about killing Itachi!

Gaara: I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T EYELINER, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

Everyone but Gaara and Sasuke: ……………Whoa.

Sasuke: DAMN IT! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! I HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT NARUTO!

Naruto: DAMN IT ALL! WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP? (Punches Sasuke)

TenTen: Can we please get back to truth or dare?!

Kakashi: Haha, Moo.

Mokuze: WOULD YOU CUT THE CRAP, EVERYBODY?

Everyone: ……Sorry.

Yokimoko: (pulls out a clipboard) Okay, let's see who has gone insane. Sasuke…-X-

Sasuke: Why am I suddenly 'X'? I actually love Orochimaru…but someone else means more to me named-

Naruto: OKAY! THAT DOES IT! (Takes out Kunai and throws it at Sasuke, hitting him in the gut. Sasuke passes out.) No more of those creepy things about me…

Yokimoko: Sasuke…-X-X- Naruto?

Naruto: I'm okay as long as Sasuke shuts the hell up.

Mokuze: -Check- Neji?

Neji: Okay, if I attack from the left, the plywood is vulnerable…unless it turns around! That won't work! Maybe if I-

Yokimoko: -X- TenTen?

TenTen: I guess I'm all right.

Mokuze: -Check-

Everyone besides Sakura, Ino, and Orochimaru: (picks up some weapon and walks over to Sasuke and starts beating him.)

Yokimoko: …-X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X-…-X- -X- -X-…why? I feel like it! YOU ALL ARE CRAZY!

Mokuze: Hey! That's my hammer! (Runs over and punches Gaara)

Gaara: FUNK CO-

Yokimoko: ARROW OF SHUT THE HELL UP! (Shoots arrow to the ground and calms everyone down…but it's better if you do not know how…)

Mokuze: …Well…

Log: Saaasukeeeeee!

Sasuke: Shut up! I am gay, and pretty, oh so pretty.

Naruto: (half-asleep because of the arrow) Shut up you damn idiot. We DO NOT CARE! (Punches him half-heartedly)

Yokimoko: Okay…I'm getting tired of hearing the crazy things from Sasugay. (Knocks Sasuke upside the head.)

Mokuze: Okay…now you will…say 'in my bed' everytime you finish a sentence.

Kakashi: singing - Oh no! Not I! I will survive!

Yokimoko: …No you won't. You will not sing or survive in here if you don't shut the damn hell up!

Mokuze: Hey, speaking of singing. I've got a great song for Tsunade.

Temari: What's that?

Mokuze: singing- If the sea was all vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the sea is not vodka and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and-

TenTen: Shut the fuck up!

Mokuze: That's the ending of the song, good job!

TenTen: No. I was telling you to shut the fuck up!

WHAM!

Mokuze: (Hits TenTen with hammer as a warning.) Do you wish to continue?

TenTen: I SURE AS HELL WANT TO-!

Yokimoko: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP? We have some dares.

AngelOnTheRun

I dare Hinata to tell Naruto she's in love with him without knocking him out or fainting.

Hinata: WHAT?!

Naruto:

Hinata: Fine! Naruto I love you!

Naruto: …Hinata?

Mokuze: Well then…next.

Kai Hatake

someone hug Gaara:)
Naruto kiss Sasuke(I dont like yoai but that would be funny)
Truths
Who Kakashi likes in the cave(i dont care who)

Temari: I'll hug Gaara since he's my brother. (hugs Gaara)

Gaara: You have 3 seconds to get off me bitch.

Naruto: ME kiss SASUKE?!

Sasuke: Why don't want to kiss me in my bed?

Mokuze: That had BETTER be the curse!

Sasuke: Of course it is in my bed.

Sakura: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SASUKE!

Yokimoko: Okay, shut up. Naruto…Sasuke…(wields bow)

Naruto: FINE FINE FINE! (kisses Sasuke)

Sasuke: Damn…in my bed.

Naruto: That...was...DISGUSTING! (even though he's blushing)

Kakashi: Well, I'd have to say 'Icha Icha Paradise'.

Kankurou: No, a person!

Kakashi: Well, the best out of all of you…Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Yokimoko…please…or Mokuze…

Yokimoko and Mokuze: Okay. (bangs Kakashi on the head. He passes out.)

Sakura: …You guys are harsh.

Sasuke: Shut up you fuzz bag in my bed.

Yokimoko: Okay. There's no more. So keep them coming everyone!

Mokuze: From all of us, we wish you a great great read.


hehe. How'd you enjoy it! We had a blast writing this chapter and thanks for reviewing! We are having fun with this story! and I hope you enjoy it too! Keep the dares and truths coming, cause they're not getting away anytime soon!

Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san.