Bestselling author of PS, I Love You.

Cecelia Ahern's, 'Where rainbows end'.


Syiidahhriis: I'm BA-AACK!!

Mikan: SYIDDAHRIIS!!! Took you long enough!

Syiidahhriis But it has only been a day!!!

Natsume: Tch... Shut up idiots! I'm trying to read my manga

Syiidahhriis: Meany! anyway… this is chapter 2 of the fanficsowie for the OOC-ness


Many Thankxx to:

xXSnowFairyXx

Dooti

18-Punk-18-Princess-18


(bracket & italic)- me

Normal- them

(bracket & normal)- them

Italic- special buzz…


Dear Mr Misuki,

Natsume will be unable to attend school tomorrow, 8th of April, as he has a dental appointment.

Kanna Hyuuga


Dear Miss Serena,

Mikan will be unable to attend school tomorrow, 8th of April as she has a dental appointment.

Kayo Sakura


Mikan,

I'll meet you around the corner at 8.30 a.m. Remember to bring a change of clothes. We're not wandering around central town in our uniforms. This is going to be the best birthday you ever had, Mikan Sakura, trust me! I can't believe we're actually getting away with this! (Natsume's a little innocent here… he doesn't know karma very well…)

Natsume

PS. Sweet 16 my arse!


St James Hospital10 April

Dear Mr & Mrs Sakura,Enclosed is the medical bill for Mikan Sakura's stomach pumping on 8 April.

Yours sincerely,Dr Montgomery


Mikan

Your mum is guarding the door like a vicious dog so I don't think I will get to see you for the next 10 years or so. The kind big sis you love so much(not!) has agreed to pass this on to you. You owe her big time…

Sorry about the other day. Maybe you were right. Maybe the tequila wasn't such a good idea. The poor barman will probably be closed down for serving us. Told you that fake ID my friend got would work, even though yours did say you were born on the 31st of February!

Just wondering if you could remember anything that happened the other day… write to me. You can trust Miki to pass it on. She's mad at your mum for not letting her drop out of college. Ruka & Hotaru have just announced that they're having another baby so it looks like I'll be an uncle for the 2nd time round. At least that's taking the attention off me, which makes for a change. Ruka just keeps laughing at what you & me did because we remind him of 10 years ago.

Get well soon, you alco! Do you no I didn't think it was possible for a human being to go so green in the face? I think you have finally found your talent, Mikan, ha ha ha ha.


Natsume/Mr Cocky,

I FEEL AWFUL. My head is pounding, I have never had such a headache, I have never felt so ill before in my life. Mum & Dad are going ape sht. Honestly, you never get any sympathy in this house. I'm gonna be grounded for about 30 years & I'm being 'prevented' from seeing you because you're such a 'bad influence'. Yeah right, whatever.

Anyway, it doesn't really matter what they do because I'm gonna see you at school tomorrow, unless they 'prevent' me from going there too, which is absolutely fine by me. Can't believe we have double maths on Monday morning. I would rather get my stomach pumped again. 5 times over. See you on Monday then.

Oh by the way, in answer to your question, apart from my face smashing against the filthy pub floor, flashing lights, loud sirens, speeding cars & puking, I can't remember anything else. But I think that just about covers it. Anything else I should know about?

(yes there is... but it's a secret...)

Mikan


To Mikan

Glad to hear everything is as normal as usual.

Mum & Dad are driving me crazy too. I can't believe I'm actually looking forward to going to school. At least no one will be able to nag us there.

From Natsume


Dear Mr & Mrs Sakura,

Following the recent actions of your daughter Mikan, we request a meeting with you at school immediately. We need to discuss her behavior & come to an agreement on a reasonable punishment. I have no doubt you understand the necessity of this. Natsume Hyuuga's parents will also be in attendance.

The scheduled time is Monday morning at 9 a.m.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Bogarty (American principal)

Principal


From Mikan
To Natsume
Subject Suspended!

Holy sht! I didn't think that old bogey would go ahead & suspend us! I'd swear we were axe murderers from the way that he is carrying on! Oh this is the best punishment ever. I get to stay in bed for a whole week nursing a hangover instead of going to school!

(this is an email FYI…)


From Natsume
To Mikan
Subject I'm in hell

Glad life is so wonderful for you these days. I'm emailing you from the worst place in the world. An office. I have to work here with dad for the entire week, filing sht & licking stamps. I swear to God I am NEVER EVER going to work in an office in my life.

The bastards aren't even paying me.

A very pissed off Natsume


From Mikan
To Natsume
Subject A very pissed of Natsume

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha em… I've forgot what I was going to write… oh yeah… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Lots of love from an extremely comfy, snuggly, warm & happy Mikan typing from her bedroom.


From Natsume
To Mikan
Subject Lazy

I don't care. There is an absolute babe working in this office. I am going to marry her. Now who's laughing? (Trying to get Mikan jealous…)


From Mikan
To Natsume
Subject Don Juan

Who is she?

From a non-lesbian so am there for NOT jealous.


From Natsume
To Mikan
Subject non-lesbian

I will for the time humor you by calling you that although I have yet to see any evidence to suggest otherwise.

Her name is Yuri Tenuka & she is 17 (older woman!), blonde, has a massive pair of boobs & the longest legs I have ever seen.

From the sex god
(Syiidahhriis: okay… eww?! I mean… Natsume IS a pervert anyway.
Natsume: Who're you calling pervert?
Syiidahhriis: What? You're saying you're not?
Natsume: …)


From Mikan
To Natsume
Subject Mr Sex God (puke puke gag vomit)

She sounds like a giraffe. I'm sure she is a really nice person (not!). Have you even said hello to her or has your future wife yet to acknowledge your existence? (apart from handing you memos to photocopy, of course.)


You have an instant message from NATSUME.

Natsume: Hey there, Mikan, got some news for you.

Mikan: Leave me alone, please. I'm trying to concentrate on what Mr Misuki is saying.

Natsume: Hmmm wonder why… could it be those beautiful big blue eyes all you girls are always going on about?

Mikan: Nope, I have a great & growing interest in Excel. It's so exciting- I could just sit & do it all weekend.

Natsume: Oh you're turning into such a bore.

Mikan: I WAS JOKING, YOU IDIOT! I hate this crap. I think my brain is turning into mush from listening to him. But go away anyway.

Natsume: Do you not wanna hear my news?

Mikan: Nope.

Natsume: Well, I'm telling you anyway.

Mikan: OK, what's the big exciting news?

Natsume: Well you can eat your words, my friend, because virgin boy is no longer.

Natsume: Hello?

Natsume: You still there?

Natsume: Mikan, c'mon, stop messing!

Mikan: Sorry, I seem to have fallen off my chair & knocked myself out. I had an awful dream you said you are no longer virgin boy.

Natsume: No dream.

Mikan: I suppose that means you won't be wearing underwear over those tights anymore. (eww.)

Natsume: I have no need for underwear at all now. (Like I said… eww…)

Mikan: Uuuuugh! So who's the unlucky girl? Please don't say Yuri please don't say Yuri…

Natsume: Tough shit. It's Yuri.

Natsume: Hello?

Natsume: Mikan?

Mikan: What?

Natsume: Well?

Mikan: Well What?

Natsume: Well say something.

Mikan: I really don't know what you want me to say, Natsume. I think you need to get yourself some male friends because I'm not gonna slap you on the back & ask for gory details.

Natsume: Just tell me what you think.

Mikan: To be honest, from what I hear about her, I think she's a slut.

Natsume: Oh, come on, you call anyone who sleeps with anyone sluts.

Mikan: I've seen her around and, eh, SLIGHT exaggeration there, Natsume. I call people who sleep with different every day of the week sluts.

Natsume: You no that's not true.

Mikan: You keep spelling KNOW wrong. It's KNOW not NO.

Natsume: Shut up with the 'know' thing. You've been going on about that since we were about five!

Mikan: Yeah, exactly, so you think you would listen by now.

Natsume: Oh forget I said anything.

Mikan: Oh, Natsume, I'm just worried about you. I know you really like her, & all I'm saying is that she's not a one-man kind of girl.

Natsume: Well, she is now.

Mikan: Are you 2 going out with each other?!

Natsume: Yes.

Mikan: YES?????

Natsume: You sound surprised.

Mikan: I just didn't think Yuri went out with people, I thought she just slept with them.

Mikan: Natsume?

Mikan: OK, OK, I'm sorry.

Natsume: Mikan, you need to stop doing that.

Mikan: I no I do.

Natsume: Ha ha.

Mr Kai: You 2, get down to the principal's office now.

Mikan: WHAT??? OH, SIR, PLEASE, I WAS LISTENING TO YOU!!!

Mr Kai: Mikan, I haven't spoken for the last 15 mins. You are suppose to be working on an assignment now.

Mikan: Oh. Well, it's not my fault. Natsume is an awful influence on me. He just never lets me concentrate on my school work.

Natsume: I just had something really important to tell Mikan & it just couldn't wait.

Mr Kai: So I see, Natsume. Congratulations.

Natsume: Eh… how do you know what it was?

Mr Kai: I think you two would find it interesting sometimes if you would listen to me every now & again. You can really learn some useful tips, like how to keep an instant message private so everyone else can't see.

Natsume: Are you telling me other people in the class can read this?

Mr Kai: Yes I am.

Natsume: Oh my God.

Mikan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr Kai: Mikan!

Mikan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr Kai: MIKAN!!!

Mikan: Yes, sir.

Mr Kai: Get out of the class now.

Natsume: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr Kai: You too, Natsume.


Syiidahhriis: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Natsume: Stop it!

Syiidahhriis: What?? I can't help it! Natsume, THE so-called "genius"… can't even keep an instant message private!!! Who shouts "I'm no longer a virgin!" online??

Natsume: SHUT UP OR ELSE!!!

Mikan: I gotta say Natsume, I agree… totally…

Natsume: (ERUPTING)

Syiidahhriis: O… kay… gotta go before Natsume erupts… haiz… flame casters… (escapes)

Mikan: Plz review!!! Btw what's the secret?running after me

Syiidahhriis: uh... gotta go! (running faster)

Mikan: Wait! Syiidahhriis!!! sigh Natsu-

Natsume: (runs off...)

Mikan: (sweat drops)