"Ok, guys, let's head down using the ski gondola, 'cause no way are we skiing down that."

Red shouldered his skis and led the way to the lifts with everyone trailing in his wake. Everyone except..

Gold.

Gold was staring down the hill at where Green and Blue were departing the slopes, with a confused look on his face. Crystal spotted him and stopped her trek and went back to Gold.

"Gold.. everyone else is leaving.."

"I just realized.." Gold murmured.

"What?"

"Where did Green and Blue's skis go? They were there, attached to their feet before they fell onto the sled, but they disappeared when they fell down… and now they're gone.."

Crystal thought for a moment. "You're right.."


"Jeez... I think Gold spotted the trick we did with the skis.."

"Big deal. Now let's go do the other ones."

"Fine... but can it be quick? I want to lock Blue and Green in a room together and frame Yellow."

"Why Yellow?"

"You'll see.. but only if we lock them in a room before we do your turn."

"Fine... but I get two choose what we do the next two times we're jerks to people."

"Deal. Now get in the van."

"It's not a van.."

"But 'Get in the van' sounds way cooler than 'Get in the DeLorean,' right?"

"You could just say 'Get in the car.' And we don't really need to use the DeLorean, I mean we're only traveling through space..."

"Did you see how far away the cabin that the dex-holders are staying at is? I ain't walking. We can just use this as a regular car, right?"

"I guess.."

"Great. Now get in the car."

"You're the one whose outside the car..."

"...Shut up."


At the ski resort...

"I will never trust Gold again."

Blue was ranting about Gold. She and Green were walking inside the huge cabin that they had rented for all of them, shivering like mad. She turned to Green.

"You and me are pranking him HARD when he gets back."

It wasn't a proposition, but a demand. Green nodded.

Wait.

Wait a god darn second.

Green just agreed to something that Blue told him to do.

Blue stared at Green. "Who are you and what have you done with the real Green?"

Green looked rather taken aback. "What?"

"You just agreed to something I said. Who are you and what have you done with the real Green?"

"I'm me! I swear!"

"Prove it!" Blue yelled.

Green was looked confused. "How?"

"Umm.. Good point. I'll take your word for it."

"…."

They both thought for a moment. "How are we pranking him?" Blue said.

"…."

"Like this!" Yellow came skipping through the door, grabbed Blue and Green's hands, and led them off into a hallway.

"Uh, Yellow? How in Arceus' name did you get here so fast?"

"I skied down! The rest took the lift."

Then she shoved them into a room, and locked the door. "Have fun!"


Green and Blue looked at each other before scanning the room for an exit. There were none except the door Yellow had locked. Inside the room were three crates, a carpeted floor and a twin bed mattress laying on the floor. Then they both yelled in unison.

"YELLOW!"


Meanwhile…

"DIE, GOLD!"

Apparently, with the other dex-holders, Gold had somehow managed to piss off Crys YET again. Red and Yellow were watching, Silver was nowhere to be found(I don't think he was actually there in the first place), Ruby and Sapphire were competing on the slopes, and Emerald had never shown up.

Red and Yellow watched as Crystal chased Gold around.

Yellow whispered, "Should we stop them?"

"Hmm? What?" Turns out Red wasn't actually watching them, he was re-watching the video on his iPhone.

"Red? What are going to do with that footage?"

"Gold told me to keep it for blackmailing purposes. What's that?"

Yellow mentally facepalmed. Red was such an idiot sometimes.

"It's like what Blue does to Green every DAY."

"You mean when she has embarrassing photos and then…" he trailed off with a red face.

"Yes."

"Oh.. does that mean I have to post this on YouTube? 'Cause I don't have an account.."

"No, you THREATEN that you're gonna post it on YouTube."

"Never mind.. I'll just give it to Gold.. He can use it."

'That's not a good idea,' Yellow thought.


Later…

Red, Yellow, Ruby, Sapphire, Gold, you know what? I'm just gonna say everyone but Green and Blue, arrived at the lodge. There was a loud banging noise, sounding as if someone was banging on a door, VERY loudly and repetitively. They followed the noise to find a locked door. Yellow was hiding behind Red. "Is it a Pokémon?" she whispered.

Red open the door and a very surprised Green fell out. Green turned to Red. "Three hours. THREE HOURS I've been stuck in there." His expression, it looked like he wanted to kill someone.

Then he turned to Yellow, who was no longer hiding behind Red now that she knew it wasn't a wild, angry, pokemon. His eyes turned to slits. "…Kill…"

Then he ran at Yellow with apparent murderous intent. Yellow squeaked and ran. Red took a few seconds to process the information, but as soon as 'Green is trying to kill Yellow' got through his head, he yelled "HEY!" and ran after them.

Gold was, for once, thinking. 'Why is Green so mad?' he thought. Then Blue walked out the room, giggling. "Hi!"

'Well, that explains it,' Gold thought.


"Green! What the hell is wrong with you!"

"DIE, YELLOW!"

BANG

Red had hit Green on the head with a frying pan. He was now lying the floor, out cold. Then Blue flounced into the room, said "Thanks, Yellow!" and flounced off to her room.

"I think it's time we all got some sleep.." Red said. Everyone went to their respective rooms.


Woops! Yellow did bad~

Ok, so next up we're gonna do dreams! Dex-Holder Dreams! That sounds fun.

Now, all you review and tell me three reasons why this doesn't make sense. If you do, you will be entered to get a shipping in the next chapter. Just put your three reasons, followed by which shipping you want. Thanks for reading!

Also, check out my other two fanfictions, if you want.

OnlyNeeded151, over and out!