I hope the title made sense for this story. Supposedly, it should, or the summary for the matter. Now obviously, the inside summary I provided, is different or a slight glimpse of the summary you see reading this up before clicking. lol.

Thanks to Waterlit for the review! It made my day.

And Yes, I know that school themes are extremely and highly common. XD But all authors love to make twists, and different ideas to their own plots, yes?

Disclaimer : I don't own -Man. :/

Anyone up for some Yullen this chapter?!?! XD .. not yet, but they meet. Muhahahaha.

Chapter Title : The Sweet Insanity, and the Crazy Sleepover.


Lenalee walked into the dorm room, throwing her bookbag to the side, and groceries onto the counter. She placed things away, since the students had to provide for themselves basically.

Lavi walked out of the bedroom, holding a picture. Lenalee raised a brow.

" What do you got there, Lavi? " Lenalee questioned.

Lavi flipped the picture around to show her, it was still inbetween his fingers, and his gaze was looking as if he was inspecting her. She could feel a slight panic rise in her chest, realizing which picture that was.

" A picture. Of someone named Lenalee and well, Allen. But it was addressed to her. I'm curious, if you don't mind me asking, but why do you have this picture? Is she your sister or something? " Lavi questioned.

Lenalee mentally kicked around her head, for ideas. She doesn't have a twin, most definitely. But.. what other ideas could she say?

" No. That isn't my sister, but my cousin from my Dad's side! She and Allen are good friends, if she was my sister, she would be my twin. And we would hang out more, most likely. Everyone said we looked alike, with skin tones and eye color. " Lenalee explained.

Lavi raised a brow.

" Oh. My bad then, I was suspecting you of something. " Lavi chuckled and Lenalee sighed.

" Suspecting me? Of what? " Lenalee spoke and Lavi smiled.

" For a second, I thought you were a girl. " Lavi stated laughing.

" .. Why would I be a girl? I'm obviously a guy. Seriously, sure, I'm short, and maybe a higher pitch voice! But I thought that was a part of life? " She pretended to whine.

Lavi placed a hand on her head and ruffled her wig hair.

" Oh you'll get over it sooner or later, Shortie. " Lavi chuckled walking off minding his business.

The nickname clicked to her mind.

" I'm not that short! And that isn't my name Lavi! " Lenalee yelled and she could only hear his laughing from the other room.

" By the way.. I got buddies coming over on Friday. They are staying overnight. You can join in on the games if you want! It's just Allen, Tyki, Yu-chan, and the Jasdebi Twins. " Lavi hollered.

Lenalee blinked.

Greeeeeatttt..... She thought, rolling her eyes.

--

Lenalee wandered the halls aimlessly at Lunch Hour, particularly having nothing better to do. She looked around, she knew the people Lavi mentioned earlier yesterday, were in different grades. But were in his band and a few of the sports teams.

Debitto and Jasdero, were a set of troublesome twins. But the girls were known to adore anyone in this band.

Hell, there were even fanclubs.

Lavi had a fanclub, Kanda had a fanclub, Allen had a fanclub, and he didn't 'attend' the school. Or well, was being a girl in disguise anyway. Debitto and Jasdero, had 2 kinds of clubs. One called Jasdebi, and then their own ones.

There were even yaoi pairing fan clubs..

But no need for details there.

" Ugh. Being a boy is so god damn annoying already. How the hell am I suppose to do this for a year? " She muttered to herself.

Lenalee continued down the halls, minding her own business.

When in the shadows, a pair of glasses glinted, in slight interest.

--

Friday approached with a slow, and oncoming tension. The room was spotless, chip bags, pop for the minors and some beer was bought.

Lavi, Kanda, and Tyki were 18 years of age. Debitto, Jasdero and Tyki were brothers, so if they drank, Tyki would have to be there. Which was likely. Allen would seem drunk because of a sugar high. Lenalee knew that.

She too, would probably be very hyper. No alcohol needed.

((A/N : It's possible, to seem drunk from sugar. It's a sugar high. lol. ))

Kanda, was around first. Since 5 PM.

It wasn't too awkward. Lavi went out to get more supplies though, so it was sort of interesting.

" So..... What's new, Kanda? " Lenalee attempted a conversation.

" Nothing. " Kanda stated, simply.

Lenalee sighed. This is freaking impossible with this guy... Lenalee thought.

" Oi. Do you even know the other people coming here? Or Lavi corner you into joining this? " Kanda questioned.

Lenalee blinked. Kanda could talk.

" Oh. I know Allen, you and I've seen the twins and Tyki before. And no, he just let me know and asked if I wanted to join. I said sure, cause I have nothing better to do.. " Lenalee explained.

Kanda nodded.

He decided to ask another questioned.

" Do you know anyone by the name of Ellen? " He questioned and Lenalee nodded.

" Yeah... why? Did you meet her today? " Lenalee questioned, a smile on her face.

" .. Yes, she reminds me of Moyashi. White hair, being short, is stubborn and everything other. " Kanda stated and Lenalee raised a brow.

" Care to explain your encounter with her?" She questioned.

Kanda nodded.

--Flashback --

Allen POV

Allen hustled through the halls of busy girls.

" Oh my! Isn't Kanda the greatest? I know his glares are chilly, but do you think there is a seductive side? " A girl chirped.

" Yes! And Lavi, I wonder what's behind the eyepatch.. Oh and what he looks like without the headband! " Another girl stated.

" Allen-kun is adorable, with the white hair. Even if his arm is demented and has a scar! He's such a gentleman! I just want to glomp him! " Another girl stated.

The talking kept going on.

Allen rolled his eyes. Why the hell do I have a fanclub, when I don't even go to this school?! Girls are scary.... god. He thought.

But BaKanda is handsome to a degre-- THE HELL. Bad Allen. The frick. Lavi must be getting to me, with the evil mind plotting of that. Stupid Bunny.

His trial of thoughts were broken, when he bumped into someone.

" Oh, Sumimas- " Allen was cut off.

" Watch it. " A harsh cold voice stated. Allen looked up.

Kanda.

" Oi, don't be such a jackass greeting someone. I said sorry. Sheesh. " Allen stated, walking off.

Kanda raised a brow.

" At least, I'm not a short, timid pipesqueak. " Kanda spoke, walking the other direction.

Allen spun around on his heel.

" What the hell did you just say? " He spoke, his black side out.

" Nothing, you remind me of someone. Moyashi in particular. Have a nice day, moron. " Kanda stated, walking off. He would always have an acting side, to his cold exterior around girls. Which Lavi would state ' Hillarious Side of Kanda '.

End of Flash Back

--

" I see... she is stubborn to a degree Kanda. But you can be too sometimes. " Lenalee stated and Kanda sighed.

" Good to know. " Kanda mumbled.

Lavi bursted into the door, along with the Twins, Tyki and a bewildered Allen.

" Hello Everyone! Or well, Kanda. Seiran! Hope we weren't gone too long. Debitto, Jasdero, Tyki, this is my room mate Seiran. He's joining us for tonight. And well, he already knows Allen, so all is good. " Lavi stated.

The twins immediately went over to Lenalee and circled around her.

" Well. " Jasdero stated.

" He's short, but cute. Like a girl. With the skin color and eyes. But I'm sure you'll toughen up by next year bud! If anyone gives you trouble, call on any of us. Then again Lavi could bea-- " Debitto was cut off.

" Oi! Debitto! Don't scare the kid. He doesn't need to know everything that we can do. " Lavi stated, placing the stuff down on the mini table they had set up earlier.

Tyki smiled.

" Hello, Seiran. Nice to meet you. Glad to see a new face among us. Allen is a Junior too, right? Why don't you go to this school Allen? You have a fanclub running. " Tyki spoke, drinking some Pepsi.

Allen's sweat dropped.

" Well. I'm morally afraid of fangirls. I really rather not be 'glomped' thank you. All though it's nice I rather entertain them from stage then elsewhere. As you so kindly do with your group. " Allen stated and Tyki chuckled.

Lavi smiled.

" Oi. Anyone up for hillarious pranks tonight? I got some good ideas, and some scripts and some ideas to question out for the band. Seiran, maybe you can help us manage some things? " Allen questioned and Lenalee tilted her head.

Lavi gave 2 thumbs up. " Good Idea! Moyashi-chan! " Lavi exclaimed and Allen gave him a dark look.

" My name is Allen. Baka. " Allen spoke, his dark side coming out.

" Well, for a certain prank, we have to get Kanda drunk to do it... Unless you can act for the fun of it? " Lavi stated and Kanda raised a brow.

" Let Tyki and the twins drink, last thing you need is to have a hang over for the tournament tommorrow, idiot. Give it to Moyashi, why don't you? " Kanda stated.

Allen gave him an a look.

" The hell, BaKanda? I'm a minor, idiot! " Allen growled.

Kanda shrugged.

Lavi chucked a phone over to Kanda.

Lenalee tilted her head once more.

" What's Kanda gonna do with the phone? "

Lavi chuckled.

" You'll see. Don't laugh too hard. Kanda can act, little did you know, he acts well on stage. How else do you think he has a major fanclub? " Lavi stated and Lenalee blinked.

" Voice Mail or Prank? And who we calling if so? " The twins questioned.

" Ooo. How about the... uh... " Lavi went into deep thought.

Tyki smirked. " Kirgane, Ryuu and Kira. " He stated and Allen, Lavi and such broke out laughing. Kanda just held a sly smirk on his face, dialing numbers.

" Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Okay, I got the camera ready. You ready, Yu-chan??? " Lavi questioned and Kanda gave thumbs up.

" Call me that anymore, and Im gonna shove the phone down your throat, Baka Usagi. " Kanda stated and Lavi's sweat dropped.

" Nice to know... alright, 3. 2. 1. "

Kanda dialed the room, 58 B. Where the rooms hold up to 3 room mates.

Which was Kirgane's, Ryuu's and Kira's room.

" Hello?" A voice asked, sleepy. It was 1 AM. So, they wouldn't suspect a damn thing. It was Kira too.

"

Hello,

You've reached Kanda's pizza shop,

I'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni.

If you want to reach me, or you want a pizza, I don't care cause I'm not here, can't you realize that idiot?!

But, if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days

i could have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you. I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it.

If you don't like it, I don't care cause you'll receive one only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will be in the gun or maybe they'll be on your pizza.

If you don't fuck around, I'll give you good pizza

If you do fuck around, I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your , if you want mushrooms, shut up

If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli.

If you want something crazy like a pineapple, I'll kill you.

If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right not your an idiot and deserve to die.

So, leave a name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether your susceptible to any diseases.

And if you are, I'll come over, maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm.

So, Get back to me, or I will get back to you, Or I will crush you like the little piece of shit you are.

So order it nowwww. "

Kanda immediately hung up the phone after. Snorting, and trying not to laugh.

Lavi was on the floor, dying laughing.

Lenalee was laughing so hard, she was crying.

Allen was in hysterics. The twins falling out of their chairs.

Tyki was banging his fist on the chair arm, and laughing, holding his sides.

" Oh god. My sides hurt-- ahhahaha. " Lavi stuttered out.

" Nice job Kanda! You haven't failed doing such hillarious things! " Tyki stated, wiping his eye and grinning.

Lenalee stood up smiling.

" That was freaking hillarious. " She managed to say, before bursting out into another laughing fit.

" My stomach hurts.. I can barely breath. ahahaha We are in a ton of crap with those guys on monday! Or.. well Saturday. Not like they care. Sort of. " Allen spoke calming down finally.

" Okay! Allen's turn. Remember? Then I go with some church jokes. Okay? "

" Fine. Fine. So, am I calling someone, or doing this on camera for Youtube referance for fans? " Allen questioned.

" Camera's been on all this time. So....... Camera. And do some acting. Anyone you want to help with this? " Lavi questioned.

" Debitto! Jasdero! Your helping me with this. " Allen stated and the twins grinned.

" Tyki too. " Allen spoke and Tyki smiled.

" Mmkay. Which one? " Tyki questioned.

" 19 kids. It's orginally done by Dane Cook. We are just re-acting it. " Allen stated and Lenalee snorted. Lavi turned the camera to face her.

" Hey everyone. This is my room mate! Seiran! Say hi Seiran! It's.... 2:30 AM now. " Lavi stated, yawning and Lenalee waved. Slightly tired.

" Hello random people of youtube. Lavi, why the hell are we fliming this? " Lenalee mumbled, half awake, drinking red-bull.

" Because our band's fans want to see what we do on our free time. Oh yeah! Seiran, wanna be our friend host? thing? I have no idea, what was it called again, Tyki? " Lavi questioned, shooting the camera at Tyki.

" I think it was a bystandard. Someone who helps on the sidelines. Or is a friend of ours. I like that kid. He's nice. Make a script of a prank for him next time. " Tyki stated, stretching.

Lavi nodded. " Indeeeeeed. "

" Allen you ready yet? " Lavi questioned tiredly.

" Yes, ready? " Allen stated and everyone nodded.

"I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids.

I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids.

I think naming them, that's gonna be fun.

Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there. You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like that. Alright. " It's like a little game, you try and come up with....

I already have names picked out. I don't even know.

First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it RHRHRHH. I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time. "

Allen picked Tyki, to be RHRHRHH.

and continued talking

"Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!! NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!!

Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..."

I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon.

I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great! "

Allen pointed to Debitto and Put post it notes on them. Debitto was Optimus Prime and Jasdero was Megatron.

"Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second, I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron, We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here.

I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!!

I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!!

RHRHRHRHRRHR! This FUCKING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a FUCKING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!"

Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere..

Just knock em out of the car,

"I'm out.. "

What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha "

Lavi was on the floor.

Again.

Laughing.

" Oi, Breath, Baka Usagi! " Kanda stated, nearly bursting out laughing himself.

Lenalee was rolling on the floor.

The rest of them were laughing at this point.

Lenalee decided, this was the best night ever. Who knew guys could have hillarious parties?

--

Monday Morning steered around and some irritated people came around.

While others were laughing at a certain three.

" Oi! Lavi! The hell! Why did you call our dorm at fucking 1 AM in the morning about a damn pizza shop? " Kirgane hollered in the hall.

Lavi shrugged.

" Who said it was us? " Lavi spoke.

Kanda smirked and walked off.

" Because we heard you all freaking laugh! Even the new guy! Don't hide it, moron! " Kirgane yelled.

Lavi was laughing and girls were sighing dreamily.

" His laugh is so kawaiii. " They all muttered. Lenalee rolled her eyes.

" Ha! That's because we pwn'd your sorry ass! Go check youtube, we posted it this morning! " Lavi stated, running off. Lenalee as well, collected her things and walked off, looking at Ryuu oddly and walked a little faster then usual.

Ryuu wrote down a few things in his notes.

Kira sighed.

" Well, their video has 2 Million views... maybe we should go watch. " he sugguested.

They nodded.

Ryuu looked over to see Lenalee.

Let the research begin on the Lee Clan. More specifically, on this Seiran Lee. He thought to himself, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

--

Lenalee checked her text messages, bored to hell.

Text : Allen :

Hey! Lenalee, I was wondering, Lavi and the guys were wondering for a female singer. You know, to raise popularity with the band. So, can you consider it? I know you play guitar, and got a wicked voice. We won't make you dress in anything skimpy. I swear! So consider it please? Text me back later, kay?

-Allen.

Lenalee blinked, well that was something new.


Wahh! I've made you all wait.

Okay, I know, youtube videos. Lameeeeeeeeeee.

No.

No flames for those.

XD

Just image those guys saying those things though! Funny eh??????

... considering I did this, in 2-3 hours time. :)

anyway.

I LUFFS YOU ASTALINE AND KATARINA H!!!

:) inspire me to write.

And youtube. Here are the videos that freaking gave me ideas! :D :D

Anyway, the bullies are coming into play, enjoy.

and sorry it was a short chapter. It's just plot runner. At least the band plays next chapter and some things. ;) You'll see!

Astaline! Good luck with Metamorphosis!
Please review guys! And Check out the fics done by Astaline and Katarina H! :)

-Dayna

Here's the youtube that inspired me :

Pizza Shop:

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19 Kids :

.com/watch?v=UiRniMB0V7I