HEROES OF HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2-
Nada es mi. Err. Nothing's mine.
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We found our heroes in a battle of sheer wits, courage and mind boggling intelligence that will prepare them for greatness-
Hermione- KING ME!!!!!!!
Legolas kings her checker- Damn, Afro Chick, that's 4 games in a row!
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the castle-
Ginny- Not let me be a superhero, eh? I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'll become a super VILLIAN! They'll see! I shall be : NAUGHTY MS. AMERICA! *cackles insanely*
Phoebe- But, you don't even live in America, Ginny.
Ginny- SILENCE, COMMONER! Now, fetch me some grape soda and a burger, I need brain food to plot my devilish plan!
Phoebe- Fetching.
Later that day-
At the GH.
Professor Quirrel, while running around insanely- TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! TROOOOOLLLLL!!!!! IN THE DUNGEON!
Hermione- Dude, that was, like, SO first book.
Harry- Yeah, were like older and in the middle of puberty now, we wont fall for that again.
Ron- Puberty is a nasty word.
Harry- Puberty.
Ron-*shudder*
Draco- Puberty.
Ron & Harry- *shudder*
Hermione- *sighs* Men.
Draco- WHERE?!
Dumbeldor- HELP!!!!! A HORMONALLY STRESSED OUT TEEN IS RUNNING A RAMPAGE AND DESTROYING THE SCHOOL!
Crickets chirp. Blink.
Dumbledor sighs- *THIS* SCHOOL!
Students- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Students run around screaming, carrying on and such.
Ginny suddenly shows up in some lingerie.
Silence.
Ginny- Silly mortals! I am no match for you!
Silence.
Ginny- Uhm, you are no match for me! Give up now whilst I create utter havoc in the walls of this school!
Ginny runs off to create utter havoc in the walls of the school.
Ron aka Weasel Wonder Boy stands up on the table, all heroic like- THIS looks like a job for....Somebody else.
Ron gets down and walks away.
Harry- He's right. How are we going to stop her? She's too tough.
Draco- You could be right, be-
Legolas- You could be right, because that's true.
Draco looks hurt.
Legolas- But what Ginny can not beat is the power of music!!!
Hermione- Come again?
Legolas- God, get with the times! Justin Timberlake, DUH!
Lego takes out a small bag and pulls Justin Timberlake out of it.
Justin- Hey, the album comes out July 24, what am I doing here?
Draco- You're here to stop an evil hormonally stressed out teen from creating even more utter havoc in the walls of-
Legolas- You're here to stop an evil hormonally stressed out teen from creating even more utter havoc in the walls of the school!
Justin-...
Draco-THIS-
Lego- THIS school!
Justin- *gasp*!!!
Draco- 0.o
Meanwhile, back at Oliver Wood's house-
Oliver's Mama- Did you remember to clean out the toilet bowl, Oli dearest my love of my heart, heartstring, love?
Oliver- Yes, mama.
Author- Tch, tch. You should have spent more time pondering over your workbooks and not playing with your broomstick, Oliver.
Back at Hogwarts-
Our heroes, except for Weasel Boy, face up to their most vile and apparently one and only super villian.
Ginny is spray-painting graffiti on the bathroom stalls.
Harry- This is her idea of creating utter havoc within the walls of our school?
Draco- Maybe they're-
Lego- Maybe theyr're bad words?
Draco-*twitch*
Harry shrugs, then turns back to the villian- GINNY!
Ginny turns around, revealing 'Ms.America + Scar Boy= 4Ever!!!'
Ginny- What?!
Hermione- We have someone for you!
Ginny- Oh, yeah? And who is that?
The lights grow dim as the heroes separate and the spotlight is shown on.OMIGOD! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
Justin- The album comes out July 24, how are you?!
Ginny squeals in excitement and runs over to him- Oh, Ive always wanted to meet you, Ive dreamed about you, I love you! I love N'Sync, I lo-
Crickets chirp.
Ginny- Wait a second. Your trying to trick me into getting in Justin's pants so that I'll forget about creating utter havoc within the walls of this school, aren't you?
Harry- Uhm, no.
Ginny- Sure, well you can just forget it!!!!!! It's good vs. evil now!!!!!
Ginny takes a little glass ball out of her pocket and throws it on the ground. A huge puff of black smoke erupts and then-
Hermione- Oh, my lord. Its Marshall Mathers.
Everyone- :-o
Eminem, with a sneer on his face- Where the *bleep bleep bleepity bleep* am I? Why the *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* am I here? What the *Blip bleep* is going on?!
Harry- Its...Eminem. ().()
Eminem- AH! ITS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!
Eminem boils Justin Timberlake's head- Behold, the power of white rappers. Pshaw!
Eminem walks away.
Ginny- Curses. You may have won this time, but I-
Harry- What? We havent won yet.
Ginny- Yes, but the author is getting sleepy. VERY sleepy. She cant think of anything else to write right now so she said we gotta rap it up. Ah- hehe, Eminem.. you get it? RAP it up? Haha, eh, okay.
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Author- There you have it, folks. Our superhero's have saved the day once again!
Hanz- what do you mean, "Once again"? This was the first time they saved the day!
Author- FOOLISH MORTAL!
Hanz- Wait a minute! *rips off author's mask, revealing Ginny.*
Ginny cackles, then rips off Hanz' mask, revealing Derick Zoolander.
Derick snickers, then rips off Harry's mask, revealing Dumbledor.
Dumbeldor looks at the IotherI Dumbledor, who turns out to be Voldemort.\
Voldemort eats Ron's face.
Random girl- We're doomed.
Random guy- Yup.
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There you have it, my second chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!I NEED MORE SUPER VILLIANS! ANY IDEAS???
BTW, the whole Justin Timberlake bein all "The album comes out July 24, whats going on?" is from the Fairly Odd Parents. Ah-hah, you thought you were going to get to turn me in, HA!
Chapter 2-
Nada es mi. Err. Nothing's mine.
***************************
We found our heroes in a battle of sheer wits, courage and mind boggling intelligence that will prepare them for greatness-
Hermione- KING ME!!!!!!!
Legolas kings her checker- Damn, Afro Chick, that's 4 games in a row!
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the castle-
Ginny- Not let me be a superhero, eh? I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'll become a super VILLIAN! They'll see! I shall be : NAUGHTY MS. AMERICA! *cackles insanely*
Phoebe- But, you don't even live in America, Ginny.
Ginny- SILENCE, COMMONER! Now, fetch me some grape soda and a burger, I need brain food to plot my devilish plan!
Phoebe- Fetching.
Later that day-
At the GH.
Professor Quirrel, while running around insanely- TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! TROOOOOLLLLL!!!!! IN THE DUNGEON!
Hermione- Dude, that was, like, SO first book.
Harry- Yeah, were like older and in the middle of puberty now, we wont fall for that again.
Ron- Puberty is a nasty word.
Harry- Puberty.
Ron-*shudder*
Draco- Puberty.
Ron & Harry- *shudder*
Hermione- *sighs* Men.
Draco- WHERE?!
Dumbeldor- HELP!!!!! A HORMONALLY STRESSED OUT TEEN IS RUNNING A RAMPAGE AND DESTROYING THE SCHOOL!
Crickets chirp. Blink.
Dumbledor sighs- *THIS* SCHOOL!
Students- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Students run around screaming, carrying on and such.
Ginny suddenly shows up in some lingerie.
Silence.
Ginny- Silly mortals! I am no match for you!
Silence.
Ginny- Uhm, you are no match for me! Give up now whilst I create utter havoc in the walls of this school!
Ginny runs off to create utter havoc in the walls of the school.
Ron aka Weasel Wonder Boy stands up on the table, all heroic like- THIS looks like a job for....Somebody else.
Ron gets down and walks away.
Harry- He's right. How are we going to stop her? She's too tough.
Draco- You could be right, be-
Legolas- You could be right, because that's true.
Draco looks hurt.
Legolas- But what Ginny can not beat is the power of music!!!
Hermione- Come again?
Legolas- God, get with the times! Justin Timberlake, DUH!
Lego takes out a small bag and pulls Justin Timberlake out of it.
Justin- Hey, the album comes out July 24, what am I doing here?
Draco- You're here to stop an evil hormonally stressed out teen from creating even more utter havoc in the walls of-
Legolas- You're here to stop an evil hormonally stressed out teen from creating even more utter havoc in the walls of the school!
Justin-...
Draco-THIS-
Lego- THIS school!
Justin- *gasp*!!!
Draco- 0.o
Meanwhile, back at Oliver Wood's house-
Oliver's Mama- Did you remember to clean out the toilet bowl, Oli dearest my love of my heart, heartstring, love?
Oliver- Yes, mama.
Author- Tch, tch. You should have spent more time pondering over your workbooks and not playing with your broomstick, Oliver.
Back at Hogwarts-
Our heroes, except for Weasel Boy, face up to their most vile and apparently one and only super villian.
Ginny is spray-painting graffiti on the bathroom stalls.
Harry- This is her idea of creating utter havoc within the walls of our school?
Draco- Maybe they're-
Lego- Maybe theyr're bad words?
Draco-*twitch*
Harry shrugs, then turns back to the villian- GINNY!
Ginny turns around, revealing 'Ms.America + Scar Boy= 4Ever!!!'
Ginny- What?!
Hermione- We have someone for you!
Ginny- Oh, yeah? And who is that?
The lights grow dim as the heroes separate and the spotlight is shown on.OMIGOD! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
Justin- The album comes out July 24, how are you?!
Ginny squeals in excitement and runs over to him- Oh, Ive always wanted to meet you, Ive dreamed about you, I love you! I love N'Sync, I lo-
Crickets chirp.
Ginny- Wait a second. Your trying to trick me into getting in Justin's pants so that I'll forget about creating utter havoc within the walls of this school, aren't you?
Harry- Uhm, no.
Ginny- Sure, well you can just forget it!!!!!! It's good vs. evil now!!!!!
Ginny takes a little glass ball out of her pocket and throws it on the ground. A huge puff of black smoke erupts and then-
Hermione- Oh, my lord. Its Marshall Mathers.
Everyone- :-o
Eminem, with a sneer on his face- Where the *bleep bleep bleepity bleep* am I? Why the *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* am I here? What the *Blip bleep* is going on?!
Harry- Its...Eminem. ().()
Eminem- AH! ITS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!
Eminem boils Justin Timberlake's head- Behold, the power of white rappers. Pshaw!
Eminem walks away.
Ginny- Curses. You may have won this time, but I-
Harry- What? We havent won yet.
Ginny- Yes, but the author is getting sleepy. VERY sleepy. She cant think of anything else to write right now so she said we gotta rap it up. Ah- hehe, Eminem.. you get it? RAP it up? Haha, eh, okay.
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Author- There you have it, folks. Our superhero's have saved the day once again!
Hanz- what do you mean, "Once again"? This was the first time they saved the day!
Author- FOOLISH MORTAL!
Hanz- Wait a minute! *rips off author's mask, revealing Ginny.*
Ginny cackles, then rips off Hanz' mask, revealing Derick Zoolander.
Derick snickers, then rips off Harry's mask, revealing Dumbledor.
Dumbeldor looks at the IotherI Dumbledor, who turns out to be Voldemort.\
Voldemort eats Ron's face.
Random girl- We're doomed.
Random guy- Yup.
*********
There you have it, my second chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!I NEED MORE SUPER VILLIANS! ANY IDEAS???
BTW, the whole Justin Timberlake bein all "The album comes out July 24, whats going on?" is from the Fairly Odd Parents. Ah-hah, you thought you were going to get to turn me in, HA!
