Ask Ino
Second Edition
Have questions? don't waste money on a psychic hotline! ask Ino!
Ino: This'll teach you to run off...wait... we're back? -hides tape- Hi, and welcome back to Ask Ino! I just know you couldn't wait to read my column, yet again!
Shikamaru: Don't be so sure of it.
Ino: Once again who asked you?
Shikamaru: What do you expect? You tied us up...what a drag.
Chouji: Yeah! I can't even reach my barbecue pork chips now!!
Ino: -ignores- What's this, a letter for me?
Dear Ino,
Will Sasuke ever go out with me?
If he won't, then will Neji ever go out with me?
And if he won't...will Shikamaru go out wiht me? You can ask him he's like...right there...HI SHIKA-KUN!
-Sasukes-girl08
Shikamaru: Hey...
Chouji: -holds up "save us" sign-
Ino: Sorry Sasukes-Girl...if that is your real name...-huggles Sasuke plushie- but Sasuke-kun belongs to me! -slams door on angry Sakura-
Shikamaru: -grumbles- Then why isn't he the one tied up...
Ino: -tapes Shika's mouth shut-...better try your hand at Neji, but good luck, he's not much of a conversationalist if you catch my drift...and as for Shikamaru...why's he on your list again?
Shikamaru: -spits tape off- Girls are so troublesome...
Ino: -sighs- See what I mean? so what's your answer, anyways? -grins- Wanna go out with an obsessive fangirl?
Shikamaru: Che...-hides blush- What a bother.
Chouji: -strains for chip bag- I'M GOING CRAZY HEEERE!!!
Ino: -ignores- Now, on to the next question...
My mom said that I had a good voice and asked if I wanted to take singing lessons. Should I?
-Pupluvgurl
Ino: Well, Pupluvgurl, it is often a rare gift to have such a heavenly voice as I...
Shikamaru: Oh, brother...
Ino: -glares- ...anyways, my mother gave me singing lessons...and look at me now! I'm the best Kunoichi of my generation!
Shikamaru: What does that have to do-
Ino: -flashes duct tape- As I was saying...if you got it, flaunt it! Who knows? you might end up winning the award I never could...oh how sad that day was... -in own little world-
Shikamaru: We've lost her.
Chouji: -stomache growls-
Shikamaru: ...that's not good.
Ino: -clears voice-
Dear Ino, P.S I don't hate Shika I'm just asking
If I offered a million dollars to you to kill Shikamaru would you do it?
From, Alya
Shikamaru: This is not a good day...
Ino: Alya, I think the real question is...cash or credit? -flashes kunai-
Shikamaru: -gulp-
If you had to go out with either Shikamaru or Chou-
Ino: Okay, that's all the time we have for today!
Yorick: -.-' Read the rest.
Ino: Grr...
If you had to go out with either Shikamaru or Chou-ji (you HAVE to choose) then who would it be and why? Oh, and tell Shikamaru I said "Hi."
-Unlucky-Amulet
Shikamaru: Eeehhh...hey?
Ino: Whyyy...? -looks to the sky dramatically- WHY?!
Yorick: You knew it'd come some time!
Ino: -looks from Chouji to Shika-
Chouji: GIVE ME MY DAMN CHIPS!!!!!!
Shikamaru: -yawn- What a drag...
Ino: Erm...uh... -mumbles- Shika...maru.
Shikamaru: Wha?
Ino: Why? Well, he actually thinks with his head...not his stomache.
Chouji: -finally breaks free- FOOD!
Shikamaru: I'm touched. Honestly. -unenthusiastic-
Ino: -hits-
Shikamaru: What'd I do?
Ino: -sighs- I'll take one more...then I'm leaving.
Dear Ino,
if you had to choose from any of the male characters that aren't chouji, shikamaru, or sasuke to spend the rest of your life with WHO WOULD IT BE?
-Gaaraswifey
Ino: See, everyone's interested in my love life!
Shikamaru: Right...
Ino: You're just jealous. Anyways, Gaaraswifey, I've somewhat thought of that myself...at least in terms of my life without the possibility of ending up with Sasuke-kun...(if that's possible)...and I've settled on the unexpected option: Kiba Inuzuka.
Chouji: -chokes on a chip-
Shikamaru: Kiba...not that it matters...
Chouji: Why?
Ino: It's explanatory in itself, isn't it? as said in article 5 of page 32...-flips out magazine-
Shikamaru: Great.
Ino: -shiny eyes- Kiba holds every aspect a woman is after (this season)!an over-protective rugged man with a dangerous side, who has an unrivaled love for animals, and no manners whatsoever!
Chouji: I think it's only dogs.
Ino: Either way...he's perfect if all else fails with Sasuke-kun...
Shikamaru: Losing your confidence?
Ino: Of course not! but every kunoichi needs a plan B if something goes wrong. Take a note on that, readers; always have something up your sleeve.
Chouji: -munch- The door's locked.
Ino: -evil grin- I know.
