Ruby is calling Maru over the phone by the seashore, giggling. "This beard is so great! I'm glad I grew it!"
Riko jumps out if the ocean, wearing a piggy nose. "Shave off that nasty beard, weirdo!"
"E-Eh? Me?"
"Yes, YOOOUUUU!" She uses her electric shaver and shaves off Ruby's face, revealing that of a coelacanth. "Hey, what's up?" it said.
"Is it really you?!"
"If I am me, who are you?"
"OH NOOOO!" they both yell. The sea explodes.
Riko suddenly gets up in bed. "I had the worst dream."
Shiitake is right beside her in bed, barking at her. (Sub: "Go back to bed, dear.")
"Oh no!" She uses her shaver to shave away herself and disappear. Shiitake could only look back at the audience. ("Humans.")
