Series Title: Cavalcade of Mayhem
Title: Lame, But It Works
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
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Series Summary: Minis written about the Resurrected 'verse that have either: 500 words or were not written using the challenge in Resurrected Our Thoughts.
Summary: Just a little tender brotherly advice.
Words: 428
A/N: This was inspired by work. And my friend Nick who joked that it was his 'jam' and he always stopped to dance when it was on until I called 'bullshit' and reminded him that he didn't dance to it at my cousin's wedding. Which prompted parts of the following conversation.
Cavalcade of Mayhem
Lame, But It Works
"Dude, if you just play the damn song -"
"I'm not playing a chick song," Adam snorted, cutting off his younger and more obnoxious brother Puck before he could finish.
"You get so much ass if you play it. It's like one of those scientifically proven facts that, like chocolate, girls can't resist this song."
"It's Cyndi Lauper. I'm not dancing to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." Adam crossed his arms and tried to stare through him like Dean always seemed to be able to do.
"It's like catnip for girls. It's the go-to-song. You'll have chicks all up on you if you play it."
"No."
"You're such a douche!" Puck snapped at him.
"And you're a dick, what's your point?"
"Can't you do it just because I ask? Just as a favor for your baby brother?"
"Nope."
Dawn bit the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing. They were such Winchester males it wasn't even funny. They had traded douche and dick for bitch and jerk, however.
"I'm not interested in getting high school girls," Adam continued. "And I'm not interested in getting you high school girls."
"Really? You're not all hard up for Cassie?" Puck glowered at him.
"Cassie's not - we're not like that," Adam's cheeks turned bright red. "What about Rachel? You want to play this song to get other girls"
"Hell no. Who do you think I'm playing this song for?"
"Fine," Adam snapped. "But if you ever tell Dawn about this, I'm castrating you."
Dawn grinned up at Dean's shocked look. It was absolutely priceless how different the two sets of brothers were. Dean and Sam were so gun-shy when it came to relationships, and here Adam and Puck were willing to do what the elder two Winchesters would have seen as a weakness.
"They're manipulating those girls."
"And you have a problem with this?" Dawn frowned. "It's exactly what you've done in the past."
"I have never sung a Cyndi Lauper song to get a girl in my life. That's completely asinine."
"Well, Puck's not just a pretty face. It would definitely work."
"What?"
"Have you never been to a club when that song comes on? Every girl in the club is on the floor for it. And I've seen more than one girl go home with the guy who's brave enough to dance to it."
"What, to do each other's nails?" Dean scoffed.
"Oh, we did more than that," Dawn said saucily. "It was a very long night."
"What the hell?"
"Puck was right. It's like catnip for girls."
