I blame Metal Gear Rising for the late update of the second chapter! (I love going around cutting everything! ^ ^) Since I'll have TWO Advertisement blocks I'll cut the AN short, I'll just say that if the advertisement Requests become more I'll be forced to "Take Turns" in adding the stories to mine, please understand ^ ^

LET'S ROCK!

" You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback

" Not so easy after all " - thoughts

Pairing: Naruto/Calico"Callie" Briggs/Felina Feral

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Swat Cats or whatever I will use and I already used.

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"And now...A new episode of Two Kats and a Fox: the radical Ninja" a Female voice say as the screen goes black

Opening: Swat Kats opening theme on the background with the footage of a Renamon dressed like Ryu Ayabusa from Ninja Gaiden jumping from a rooftop to the other, fighting criminals.

Episode 2: A new enemy for Ninja-ninja?

Megakat City – East side – Felina Feral's apartment -

Driiiiiiiiin! The alarm clock started drilling with its evil shrieking sound

"Uuum!" A female voice muttered from under the sheets, a pretty hand trying to turn off the EVIL object

"...Shut up" Felina muttered reaching for her blaster under the pillow and shooting at the clock

"...Thirty-two..." she muttered in what sounded like pride

Moving around a little trying to going back to sleep she groaned again

"It's my free day..." She whined sitting up, her usually perfectly cured black hair were now in chaos, showing that she had a rather rough night, the two patch of white hair framing her face weren't spared either.

"What did I do last night?" she muttered watching around with half lidded eyes.

She slowly took notice of her bedroom state.

White walls adorned with posters of the Enforcer corp showing a chopper, a jet or a group of soldiers during training, near them the photo showing Felina and her class the day she completed the academy becoming a full-fledged agent.

Near it, vaguely hidden for shame reason by a plant, the photo of the party AFTER the previous image was taken, showing her father punching her uncle Ulysses Feral for having, and she quoted:

"Permitted to my Little Princess to take part to this Immoral party" reason being the SHORT mini-skirt she was wearing that night.

Two other plants adorning the corner of the room, a drawer with a chair and near it her closet, everything was okay, even her clothes and uniform thrown carelessly on the floor near her bra and a pair of handcuffs.

"Eh?" she muttered in surprise before watching herself, noticing her complete LACK of clothes.

"You were good last night...I think you scrambled my brain" Felina muttered.

A momentarily Flash-back entered her head, showing her entering her room in haste while trying to eat away a man's face by making out, not even bothering where she was throwing her clothes.

"Thank you...even if I am not sure if it is meant as a compliment or not" the man answered

"Naruto..."she said smirking and shaking her head as he embraced her from behind.

With yellow-furred arms?

"W-Wait!" Felina said turning, coming with her face barely an inch from the one of the Infamous second vigilante of Megakat City

"Surprised?" Kurama said smirking, giving her a little peck on her lips as his tail encircled her waist

"You...You are Ninja-ninja!?" Felina said in surprise moving her blaster towards him

"Yes, under the fake identity of Naruto, the name is Kurama by the way" Kurama said acting fast and taking away the gun before throwing it in the trash can

"You are under arreeeeeest!" Felina said before moaning as he attacked that particular spot on her neck with soft kisses

"Last time I checked I was fighting criminals, just like the SWAT KATS, it's because I don't fly on a jet?" Kurama asked playfully and nibbling on her ear, making her shiver

"You...seduced me" Felina tried saying between purring fits.

"You came to me after that incident at the Enforcers' HQ..." Kurama answered simply

Few days ago – Megakat City Bay -

As a little, simple, red ship was quietly returning to the docks to deliver its stock of recently acquired fishes, the silence of the early morning was disturbed by the engines of the Turbokat, thrusting at the maximum of theirs capacity and almost driving the little ship upside-down as the jet was flying pretty near the water, trying to avoid the missiles a second jet was shooting.

"You really believed that a simple prison would have kept me at bay? You insult my genius, T-bone" the Female pilot of the Lady Vertigo jet said as from the belly of the jet a yellow, sparkling ray of light was also used on the two masked pilots.

"Now I understand where that experimental jet ended up after disappearing from the Pumadyne labs!" T-Bone said making another turn to the left to avoid another shot of what they knew as Vertigo ray

"Not only that, but your dear EX-girlfriend managed to add a cannon of hers to it!" Razor answered using another batch of counters to block the woman's missiles

"Between me and Turmoil there was only a professional relationship" T-Bone said moving the Turbokat on a nose-dive, the black, red and pink jet of Turmoil immediately behind them

"Really? Because the way she painted her jet suggest the opposite" Razor said locking on Turmoil

"Just because she used the same motif of our Turbokat it doesn't mean that she loves me...and by the way, our jet is black with red details and red scratches on the cockpit...hers are instead PINK AND RED, there is a difference!" T-bone said sharply

"Whatever...Chainsaw Missile, deploy!" Razor said shaking his head and launching an attack towards Turmoil.

From under the Turbokat three black and red missiles were launched, the black tip opening and showing a chainsaw that immediately started spinning, their blades cleaving Turmoil's missiles in two and barely scratching one of her wings as the woman moved to evade them

"It may sound cliché, T-Bone...but I suggest you to DO A BARREL ROLL!" Razor yelled as the Vertigo Ray caught them

"UUUGH!" forcing himself to not succumb to it, the Kat pilot managed to drive the Turbokat out of the yellow ray, flying towards the city.

"Ah! T-bone! I see that you still are that wonderful pilot I know you are...It's a pity that I will be forced to destroy you, if I can't have you join me...then you are an hindrance to my plans HAHAHAHAHA!" Turmoil said launching another attack from her cannon.

"Turmoil! You are under arrest, this is the Enforcer force's Commander Feral talking, stop now or we will make you" Feral's voice said from one of the Enforcers jet joining the fight

"The Enforcers? Who else will join? Ninja-ninja?" Razor said

"He doesn't pilot a jet" T-bone answered smirking

"What? Jealous that Callie's new boyfriend may join?" Razor asked grinning

"HE IS NOT HER KIND OF GUY!" T-bone answered angrily

"Are you sure? He has such a silky fur after all" Razor said in a girly voice and giggling

"AAAARGH!" T-bone yelled angrily, making his pal snicker in enjoyment

Megakat City – Mayor Manx' office -

"AAACHOOO!" A blond, yellow-striped boy sneezed while cleaning the office

"Bless you, my boy" Manx said while polishing a golf trophy

"Thank you, mayor Manx" Naruto answered

Unknown to the fat kat, Naruto was not exactly playing attention, during his training as Kurama he learned how to do things automatically so to focus on something else, way more important.

Like playing cards with the nine bijus inside him

Supreme Seal of Badassness (name Copyright of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze) -

"I guess it's like this that Kakashi-sensei could read and fight at the same time" Naruto muttered while showing his cards

"Straight Flush? AGAIN!? Come on!" the Nibi said throwing his cards away

Kyuubi: "Sore loser" he said grinning

Sanbi:"I guess it's natural...he IS a fox now" he muttered throwing his cards on the table

Hachibi: "I am more surprised that Shukaku is coming along with his madness" The Ox said watching his brother the racoon dog

Ichibi: "MY BELLYBUTTON SMELLS OF COFFEE!" the Tanuki yelled before chewing his cards

"Yeah...definitely counting that as a yes" Naruto said sweat-dropping

Kyuubi: "Any chance that something interesting will happen?" the Fox asked annoyed

In that moment the Turbokat, the Lady Vertigo and the Enforcers decided to pass near the office, tearing the windows away in their crazy run and taking away Manx' wig

"Is that enough?" Naruto asked

Sanbi: " Yeah, I can go with that, LET'S CHASE THEM!" he said pointing at the image of the retreating jets

"How? I don't actually have a jet" the blond ex-human asked

Nanabi: "Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! I know! Summon me, I can fly! I may be not fast enough, but using me and the others powers together we should be able to trap that strange thing!" the seven tails said moving his hands frantically

Kyuubi: "Please do, he won't stop whining otherwise"

Nanabi: "You are not funny" the huge insect said crossing his arms

Megakat City – mayor's office -

"Better move then" Naruto said discreetly leaving the office

"Are you okay?" Calico asked

"Yes miss Briggs, just need the bathroom" Naruto said scratching the back of his head

"Good, I'll check the mayor then" Callie said entering the office

"Good kitten...Kage bushin no jutsu!" he said creating an heavily enforced clone

"Keep acting normally, when you feel nearing the dispelling, run to the bathroom again" Naruto ordered

"As you wish, boss!" the clone said starting cleaning

"Off go Naruto..." the boy said turning back into his normal, foxy form

"In goes Kurama" Kurama said running towards the rooftop

Rooftop

"Here goes nothing...The guardian of shadows! Ninja-ninja!" Kurama said unsealing his costume and wearing it

"What's with that phrase?" the Kyuubi asked

"I am a fox in a world of cats...dressing or not as a ninja won't help me hiding my identity...may as well get some fun out of it, like this they won't take me seriously either, lowering their guards...if it works for the Shogun Syndicate then it will work for me too...or so I think" Kurama answered

"Whatever, now jump and summon me! I WANT OUT!" the seven tailed beast whined pleadingly

"JUST A MINUTE!" Kurama said

"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" he said running through hand-seals slamming his hands down before jumping down the rooftop

"The Lucky number seven is HEEEERE!" a playful, demonic voice said from the cloud of smoke before an huge body grabbed the boy, giving chase to SWAT KATS and criminal

- With Turmoil and SWAT KATS -

"Come on, T-bone! I just want to shot you down! HAHAHAHA!" Turmoil said shooting her Vertigo Ray towards them

"For the last time, YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE!" T-Bone yelled using another evasive maneuver

"Scrambler missile, Deploy!" Razor said launching an electrified missile, hitting the Vertigo cannon and disabling it

"Damn you!" Turmoil said trying to use the cannon to hit the two vigilantes.

It was in that moment that a demonic-looking hand tried grabbing the woman's jet

"What the hell is that?!" she yelled shooting a missile to the appendage, turning it into a cloud of sand then re-compacting into the hand

"That's...sand?" Turmoil said trying to avoid the several tendrils now moving towards her, a black orb of something reached her and impacting with the jet's back, forcing the woman to use the vertical thrusters to stay into air as the main engine got damaged

"And that was Ink, miss" a voice said

"Who are you?" the woman demanded

"The true name I can't say, just call me Ninja-ninja" Kurama said surfacing from behind the Genjutsu he used to cover him and the Seven tails

The huge insect was using his long tail and his hands to hold on the rooftop they were in, the other six, wing-like tails folded and the orange light behind his helmet-like head shining in what the other couldn't recognize as mischief

"Thank you for the Ink, Hachi! You too Ichi!" Kurama mentally said

"No problem, kid" the Hachibi said nodding

"I LOVE PIE!" Shukaku said with a goofy grin

"A fox? You are kinda cute, you know? It's a pity I am already interested in someone else" Turmoil said opening the cockpit and firing him with a pocket Vertigo gun

"AAGH!" Kurama said clutching his head, the world appearing distorted

"It's like a Genjutsu-shooting weapon, focus, kit!" Kyuubi said trying to use his chakra on the boy

"K-K-KAI!" Using all his will power to hold his hands in the correct position, Kurama managed to disrupt the effect of the gun long enough to jump towards Turmoil and disarm her

"Impressive...not only you resisted the vertigo ray, but you even disrupted its effect on you...quite the man you are" Turmoil said smiling sultrily

"Sorry...there was only one psycho woman that I liked, and she was more aligned with snakes" Kurama said striking Turmoil's neck to make her lose consciousness

"Ninja-ninja! You and the SWAT KATS will be escorted to the Enforcers base for questioning!" Feral said

"I don't know those guys, but I have better to do, Ja ne!" Kurama said dispelling the summon and disappearing in a shunshin

"How did he do that?" Razor asked

"I don't care, let's go! I don't feel like leaving an interview!" T-bone said pushing the Turbokat at maximum, making the two disappear beyond the horizon

"Tsk! Cowards" Feral muttered as the Enforcers choppers picked up the parked jet from a roof, the woman still unconscious and hand-cuffed.

Later that day – Megakat City Junkyard -

"Here is Ann Gora for Megakat news, right now we are assisting to the restitution of the Neo-jet property of the Pumadyne labs, with me there is Commander Feral of the Enforcers..." the TV was showing the red-haired news reporter as she neared the tall man

"Commander Feral, this time too a dangerous criminal was stopped by the SWAT KATS with the helping hand of the mysterious Fox named Ninja-ninja, aren't you worried that the presence of a SECOND Vigilante may damage the Enforcer's image?" The woman asked

"Both SWAT KATS and Ninja-ninja are fools that didn't follow protocols acting recklessly, making more damages than the criminals they arrest, the very same fact that they use masks serve to demonstrate that they have not interest in taking responsibilities of their actions, Ninja-ninja going so far to dress himself as a FOX wearing a Ninja outfit, a double mask of cowardice" Feral answered

"But still the three of them have helped the city whenever the Enforcers couldn't" Callie said adding herself to the discussion.

"Good girl Callie, always defending the heroes" Razor, or better Jake Clawson when not a SWAT KAT, said shaking his head and smiling

"We still don't know if that Fox is a danger or not" T-bone, AKA: Chance Furlong, said from under a car

"Chance...are you still peeved that Callie touched his tail? It doesn't mean that she loves him" Jake said nearing his partner

"I am not saying this because of what happened, Jake, I am preoccupied because he use powers we don't know about...after a while fighting mutated Kat/lizards hybrids, Kat cyborgs, cyber-pirates able to enter a circuit or even a reality-warping jester...you tend to get paranoid when facing something strange" the big Kat answered

"When you put it like that" Jake answered

A little ping! Noise alerted the two that something or someone entered their secret hangar

"After the Metallikats came here I changed everything, adding alarms and sensors everywhere...how did they entered?" Jake said as he and Chance changed into their black, SWAT KATS outfit

"I don't know, for now let's just kick our uninvited guest out" Chance answered as the two jumped in the secret entrance for their base with their arm-cannons at ready

Subterranean Hangar below the Junkyard -

"What took you so long?" Kurama asked while sitting on one of the Turbokat wings, his eye-smile unnerving the two

"You!? What are you doing here?" Razor asked

"Just passin' by, I sensed two chakra signatures I known and decided to pay a visit, Jake, right?" Kurama said smirking

"How did you know my name"? Razor said glaring at him

"I was walking on the ceiling while you two were arguing about the fact that I may be an enemy" Kurama answered simply

"And then? Now that you know our real names what are you gonna do?" T-bone asked

"What about selling the info to the best bidder, Chance?" the fox said joking

Joke that wasn't caught as Razor shoot a bullet of concrete from his arm-launcher to immobilize Kurama.

Imagine his surprise when "for some reason" T-bone appeared in Kurama's place, hitting the wall where he got stuck

"Kawarimi...it may be the basic, but it has saved countless shinobi since its invention" Kurama said after a sad sigh, standing near Razor and scaring him

"H-how?" T-bone managed saying from his position on the wall

"It's a substitution technique, I just swapped you with me, letting you take the shot for me...thank you by the way, AH! About that selling information thing, I was joking, you guys are kinda too jumpy" Kurama said simply

"Why should we trust you?" Razor said pointing again at the ninja

"If I do this?" Kurama said taking of his mask

"It may help, but you somehow manage to go around without anyone noticing, and you are a fox" T-bone said while Razor was FINALLY freeing him

"I have other means for that, like few dozen fake identities I can take thanks to another jutsu of mine" The boy answered

"What do you want?" Razor asked

"Just clarify things...I am not a treat to you until you keep your place, cross me and you will be in for a lot of pain, I am one of the good guys, whatever you believe me or not" Kurama said as he neared the exit

"And that huge insect? Are you in touch with Doctor Viper?" Razor asked

"No, he is one of my summons, a friend I can call to aid me in combat" he answered

"We will keep an eye on you, just to be sure" Razor said

"I know, I aspect no less from the Vigilantes of Megakat City, but if we work together we will achieve more than fighting between each other" Kurama answered as he pulled back his mask, disappearing from the hangar

"Maybe he is right, another pair of hands may be useful" T-bone said changing from his pilot suit

"May as well try and see how this works" Jake said as he and Chance returned to their job

Back in the Junkyard

"Hey! Is anyone here?" a young boy said walking inside, a green bag on his back

"Sorry the wait, how can I help you?" Jake asked smiling

"I am trying to repair my bike, I need few spare parts, can I look around?" the blond boy asked

"Maybe I should help you, here the others throw away pretty much everything, sometimes even the Enforcer's junk ends here, if you are not careful you'll make your bike explode under your tail" Jake said moving an arm over the boy's shoulders

"CHANCE! I'll go help him, I'll be back in a minute!" he yelled at his friend

"Okay, be fast, we have still a lot of work to do!" Chance answered

"What do you need by the way?" Jake asked

"Not too much, my name is Naruto, I am new here so I didn't know that this place was the junkyard where the Enforcers discarded their junk...do you think I can add one of those jet engine to my bike? It would be awesome!" Naruto said grinning

"Do you plan on going on Mars? Hahaha! Come on! Let's see if we can find something" Jake said laughing, not noticing that SIX other blonds, exactly identical to the one he was talking to, were scanning the whole place with another list in hands.

"The boss and Doc want those pieces, let's find them" one of the shadow clones whispered to the others

"Roger!" the others answered before splitting into groups

"So? Do you like our city?" Jake asked while sorting out few parts from a pile of metal

"It's not that bad, I even saw two robots going around!" Naruto said excited

"Those are the Metallikats, two robotic criminals, pay attention and stay out of trouble when you see them" Jake answered with a serious tone

"Thank you, this should be all that I need" the blond boy said using his bag to collect the parts

"Good, come with me, since you are new in town I'll make you a good price" the Kat said smiling

"I still can't believe we found everything, those pieces are practically new!"

"A lot of people tend to throw away a lot of things without checking if they are still usable, more than once we even received engines still in perfect conditions...then after two days a soldier would come and take them away" Jake said shaking his head

"Bakas..." Naruto muttered smiling

"Uh?"

"It means idiots, stupid in my language" Naruto answered

"Tell me...what is a kawarimi?" Jake said narrowing his eyes at the boy

"The what? It can be translated as Substitution in Japanese, but other than that I can't help you" Naruto answered innocently, but grinning in his head

"Someone tried to be a little nosey cat" Kyuubi said smirking from the seal

"So it's Japanese...I knew it" Jake muttered

"Problems?" Naruto asked

"Uh? No-no, you just helped me with a little doubt" the other answered as the two joined Chance in the two Kats office

"Found anything?" Chance asked

"We found every part in the list, thank you" Naruto answered

"Good...let's see...okay, here is your bill, but don't say around that you took those here, we are not supposed to sell pieces here" Chance said with a wink

"I will" the blond said waving at them and leaving.

Only for a red book to fall from his back pocket.

"Hey, boy! You lost your book!" Jake said taking it, going wide eyed once reading the title.

Icha Icha – Furry Paradise Vol.2 -

"You read this books?" he asked

"Oh?...oh! I-I am sorry, my father write those things so I usually end up with copies even before they reach the bookstores, even if I am not a fan of those I admit that my funding until I get independent comes from them...I guess I forgot to throw it away, you can keep it if you want" Naruto answered scratching the back of his head

"No thank you, I am not a fan of this myself" Jake answered simply

"Good...because even that strange soldier has the WHOLE collection, so I was worried that Megakat city was full of perverts" the boy said

"Strange soldier?..did you remember his name?" Chance asked with a devious smirk

"Uhm...Ferret? No..Fert? Neither...Ah! Feral! That was that huge pervert name!" Naruto said after a little focusing (It's not bashing, just a little fun)

"I KNEW IT!" Chance said laughing

"You know him?" Naruto asked

"More or less, now go! Your father may be worried if you take too much" Jake said waving at the retreating boy

"Even the mighty Commander reads those books, ah! Next time I'll see him I'll definitely going to use it against him" Chance said grinning

"You are terrible...I am going to throw this away, I'll be back soon" Jake said entering the back

"Okay!"

Junkyard – back room -

"Furry Paradise Vol. 2...Finally!" Jake said looking around conspiratorially

Touching an hidden scanner, his hand got analyzed before opening a secret door to a new room, there a bookshelf and a comfy chair greeted him

"Here you go, near your brothers...my precious!" Jake said giggling while positioning the Vol.2 near the predecessor before leaving the room with a wide smile on his face

Unknown to him a clone was silently spying his movements, dispelling with a feral grin on his face

"Always the quiet ones" Naruto muttered while running home, his clone's memories reaching him

"If I have to say, I was expecting Chance-san to do something like that" Son Goku said shaking his head

"Me too" muttered Chomei, his seven tails moving around

Megakat City - Kobo's Home – some time later -

"You need a sword" Kobo said walking out of the kitchen with two glasses and a bottle of milk

"What?" Kurama asked looking at the old man curiously

"I repeat myself, you need a sword, something simple, not too fancy...maybe sharpened to an electron or even less" Kobo explained

"Why?" the boy asked

"...You are a ninja...ninjas use swords" Kobo answered with a shrug

"Doc, I think you are working too much" Kurama said making the old man sit down

"While you were out collecting pieces for my latest creation I was watching the news, the Pumadyne labs is boasting about finding an asteroid that crushed on earth centuries ago, it's made with an unknown alloy that up until now was impossible to work, tomorrow they will show to a press conference that they DO found a way to use it to create a new metal, the coin they created during their test was absolutely indestructible" Kobo said excited

"You want me to steal it?" Kurama asked

More likely...borrow it" Kobo answered

"Doc, the Pumadyne labs had just being robbed of a jet, don't you think that the security will be on high alert during the conference?" he said

"Did you know how many times they were robbed?" Kobo said watching the boy move his head in negative

"Watch yourself" the old man said showing a list to Kurama earning a whistle from the boy

"Damn...their guards suck" the boy said in awe

"Exactly, now, since apparently a lot of criminals are hell-bent on destroying the city don't you think that they will probably converge there to try and take it? If we are the ones to stole that rock, at least it will help the heroes instead of the evil" Kobo said

"May as well...unfortunately I don't know a thing about fighting with a sword" Kurama said

"Luckily for you instead, I WAS sealed inside a terrible rap singer, but that knew pretty well how to use a blade, you won't use his style, but the basic I have deeply ingrained in mind, from there we will be able to create a style just for you" the Hachibi Ox said crossing his arms

"Correction, I just found a teacher for my sword training" Kurama said smiling widely

"Which one?" Kobo asked

"The Eight-tailed Ox" the boy answered

"Ah! The grumpy one" Kobo said nodding

"I AM NOT GRUMPY!" Hachi yelled enraged

The next day – Pumadyne Labs -

"Mr. Namikaze?" Callie said watching the blond Kat hiding behind a corner

"Damn! H-Hello Miss Briggs" the boy said shyly

"What are you doing here?" she asked glaring at the boy

"I was curious about that conference so I sneaked in...it was quiet easy" Naruto admitted

"They could arrest you for that" Callie said

"I am sorry" the boy said looking down

"...Fine, just this time, I'll say that you accompanied me to try and see if you can help more than just cleaning" Callie said after a brief silence

"THANK YOU!" Naruto said hugging her

"N-nothing!" Callie said moving him away, for an instant she believed it was Ninja-ninja hugging her

"Let's go now, they are waiting" the woman said gesturing him to follow

"Why is not the mayor here?" the boy asked

"Believe me, it's better for you to not know" Callie answered with a tired sigh

"And the award for the best actor goes to..." The six tails said smirking

"NARUTO/HARRY POTTER!" the nine bijus yelled at the same time summoning a shower of confetti, Shukaku using the wrong name but otherwise ignored

"Better like this than REALLY sneaking around" Naruto answered grinning as well

"He is not the fox, he is not the fox...and I am not attracted to that masked man and his long...TAIL! I was talking about his TAIL! AGH! Bad image!" a flustered Callie was thinking

"Will they show how that rock will be worked?" Naruto asked

"Probably, stay close to me, the security will be really tight so try to stay out of trouble" Callie said walking faster towards the main lab

Pumadyne Labs – outside the defensive wall -

"Move, Mac! We have not all day!" a tall, metallic creature resembling a Kat said in a barely female voice, her left arm covered by a big, cannon-like weapon

"I am coming, I am coming! Don't get your tail in a knot!" the smaller metallic Kat said with a groan of his metallic voice

"The experiment will start soon! We need that rock!" the female Kat said using her cannon to make an hole in the wall

"Molly? Are you sure those guys will pay all that money for that thing?" Mac asked as he climbed inside the hole

"They better or they will have a meeting with the Metallikats and their cannons! Ahahahaha!" Molly answered letting out an evil laugh

"Ohohoho! Money, money, money!" Mac chanted laughing as well

Pumadyne Labs – Sky above the labs -

An huge ship, crimson in colour was standing immobile over the labs before cloaking and turning invisible, from inside a tall figure wearing a black, hooded coat was looking down from one of the screens of his plane

"Creeplings" the demon-looking Kat said with a deep voice

Answering his call, four pink, bat-like creatures neared him

"Go down and bring me the stone! It will be the stepping stone for the creation of Dark Kat City, my domain!" Dark Kat, criminal mastermind said pointing at the laboratories with a pointy finger

Nodding the four creatures flew out of the cloaked jet, silently descending to steal the precious rock.

"And now I just need to wait and Megakat city will be mine!" the criminal said positioning a pair of reading glasses on his face while reclining his seat

Icha-icha: The Evil Twins and the Plumber laid open in his hands

"Never lower one's guard with horny girls around" Dark Kat muttered turning the pages

Pumadyne labs – outside the walls -

A young man was silently nearing the walls with a briefcase in his hands, looking around he opened it to wear a green coat that seemed surrounded by electricity

"The Surge Coat! The secret weapon of every thief of military secrets worth this title!" the man said wearing it, his hair turning into a Mohawk and gaining an orange-yellow glow in his eyes

"I bet that a lot of people will pay good money for the ability to create an indestructible metal and I, Hard Drive, will be the one to gain all that money ahahahaha!" Hard Drive said turning into a mass of electricity and entering a near cable of the electric line to enter the labs.

Pumadyne Labs – Lab hosting the conference -

"Good morning! Thank you for accepting my invitation here at our labs to see a discovery that will forever change the future of our society" One of the scientists said adjusting his glasses

"Professor Feliner, do you think that the new alloy will be useful for other reasons other than space exploration as you promised during the first conference?" one of the press representative asked

"Exactly! our new discovery, the X-73a metal, will help us creating devices able to sustain the pressure of the ocean, opening the Katkind to new worlds under the water, help the mines in the extraction of new minerals where normal means are useless and even, as you said, create means to finally explore the parts of the space still unknown to us!" Feliner answered with an happy gleam in his eyes.

"Umph! Preposterous speech! A real scientist always keeps a level-head even when presenting his discovery, not trying to inflate his ego over the results of his experiments!" Kobo's annoyed voice said from the little radio inside Naruto's ear

"Talks the one that used to baby-talk the Ark Reactor back at the University when no-one was around" Naruto thought rolling his eyes

"Aren't you afraid that your research may attract criminals? The Black Market may pay a lot for that metal" Callie asked rising from her seat

"Miss Briggs I'll tell you what I said to the Mayor, I don't know the others, but MY research IS well protected by any attempt of stealing, I personally chose the best guards to protect the X-73a" Feliner said smiling

"The best..." Naruto whispered grinning, making Callie smile as well

"Don't worry, I am sure that if something happen the SWAT KATS will help us" Callie whispered to the boy

"I have no doubts, Miss Briggs" Naruto said

"Is not like Ninja-ninja won't intervene either! Hahaha!" the Yonbi said laughing

"We will show again how Foxes are better than Kats!" Kyuubi said grinning

"WHAT!? Let me show you how CATS Are the best!" The Nanabi cat said jumping the Fox

"Beware you two! And don't make a mess, I need my head in order!" Naruto mentally yelled as an headache was forming from the fight inside his mind.

"Now, before starting, let me show you all HOW MUCH our metal is strong" Feliner said as a metallic arm grabbed a little grey disk big like a CD and positioning it between two bullet-proof glasses

"This is a Gatling gun equipped with Anti-Tank ammunition able to shoot two thousand rounds per minute, this little test will demonstrate the efficiency of the X-73a" the Scientist said wearing a pair of protective goggles

"Let's start, please plug your ears as it may be a little Noisy! Ehehe!" the man said laughing before taking aim and shooting.

For over two minutes Feliner kept shooting a bullet after another against the little disk, the metallic arms holding the Gatling Gun in place helping the weapon to shoot in the same point, empty shells covering the man's feet as at every Ting! Noise a new bullet reached the target, turning into coins at the impact

"AS YOU CAN SEE! AFTER TWO MINUTES OF FIRE THE DISK IS STILL INTACT! THIS IS HOW HARD THE X-73A IS!" Feliner yelled over the roar of the weapon

"CAN YOU TURN THAT THING OFF? WE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE! BUT OUR EARS AREN'T!" Naruto yelled in answer

"WHAT?" the man asked

"TURN! IT! OFF!" Callie yelled every word separately

"WAIT! I'LL TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" the Scientist said stopping the shooting

"THANK GOD! I COULDN'T HEAR A THING!" Naruto yelled

"WHAT?" Callie asked yelling as well

"Oh Dear! Ehm...let's wait a minute so you all will retain your hearing" Feliner said looking around and taking away his ear-plugs

"WHAT?" asked one of the journalists

Few minutes later

"Is everyone alright? Yes? Perfect, let's move to the main demonstration then!" the Man said smiling as his assistants moved a glass case where a dull black stone six feet tall could be seen

"This is part of the rock retrieved at the crashing point, the rest is safely stored in a secret area and well protected" Feliner said moving away to let the audience have a better view

"As protected as is Ramen with Naruto around" The Kyuubi said making the others grin

"That's not funny! Juubi! Say something, defend me from those bakas!" Naruto said mentally whining

"GRAAAAHARAAAAH!" the Ten tailed Beats roared from the ceiling of the seal

"Thank you, you are the only one that know how to console me" Naruto answered smiling

"What are you? The Ten-tailed lap dog?" Hachibi said glaring at the beast

"Growl! Aargh!" The Juubi answered

"TAKE THAT BACK, ASS-HOLE!" The Ox yelled angrily trying to reach the Juubi

"Calm down! It's not worth it!" the Kyuubi said stopping him

"This is not over! Do you hear me!?" Hachibi said glaring at the chained Biju

"Umpf!" the other snorted in answer while closing its huge eye

-Lab-

"Now the difficult part, contrary to what you may think the asteroid CAN'T be worked by itself, once turned into liquid state it loses its indestructible quality when solidified again, we still can't understand why this peculiar mineral NEEDS to be fused with other metals (especially steel) in order to achieve its hardness" Feliner said pointing at a screen showing few of the tests other coat-wearing kats were doing with the rock

"I don't understand...is the process worth it?" Naruto couldn't help but ask to Callie

"I don't know who you are, my boy, but you made a good observation, a bright mind indeed!" Feliner said grinning as he managed to hear him

"Of course he is! He is MY student AND son!" Kobo roared from the radio

"As for now the process requires a lot of energy to produce the X73-a since the asteroid melt at a temperature extremely high and needs to be kept constantly heated since it can turn back into a solid mass in seconds, minutes if the quantity is particularly high, other than that, the instrumentation must be VERY resilient since the asteroid alone can easily melt anything that touch it and at the same time you need a precise-to-the-micron manipulation...the littlest error and the whole experiment turns into a failure" Feliner said

"Thank you, professor" Naruto said

"Helping a young mind to develop is what an old man like me exist for" the Professor said smiling.

Luckily or not, the stream of curses from Kobo that the blond Kat was hearing from the hidden radio was interrupted by two explosions, one from the ceiling and one from the walls of the laboratory the group was in, covering everything in a thick cloud of dust.

"You better surrender that pretty rock and no-one will get hurt...probably!" Mac the Metallikat said pointing his gun to the reporters as Molly neared Feliner to force the man to give her the whole stock of mineral

"Stop right there! That pretty thing is mine! I already have few Russian guys interested in it!" Hard-drive yelled as his body appeared from one of the damaged cables in the wall, in his hand a gun he took from a fainted guard

"Kraa! Kraa!" one of the four creeplings screeched entering as well

"What's this? A bloody bad-guyconvention!?" Naruto yelled pointing at them

"SHUT UP, BOY!" Mac said shooting at him and missing thanks to Callie grabbing Naruto arm to take him away towards one of the other labs

"Go and take her, I am still sour about her refusing our parole! I'll take care of this pests!" Molly said as she started shooting towards Hard-Drive and Creeplings, forcing them to take cover

"I am going! I am Going!" Mac grunted before sprinting behind the deputy mayor and boy

Pumadyne – Hall -

"Miss Briggs! Find a place to hide, I'll distract him!" Naruto said getting free of the woman hold of him

"Don't play the hero! He will kill you!" Callie said angrily, but the boy's glare silenced her

"I DON'T play the hero, Miss Briggs" he said coldly before running in front of the male Metallikat

"OVER HERE, ASS-HOLE!" Naruto yelled before dodging an hail of bullets and diving inside a room at the opposite of Callie

"COME BACK HERE!" Mac yelled following him

"SWAT KATS! It's me!..." Callie said in the little device she took from an hidden pocket

Pumadyne – bio-lab – greenhouse -

The room was an huge greenhouse, plants of every kind filling the cabinets on the walls while containers of green liquid were in the middle of the room, near them tables covered by papers and microscopes, it was apparent that during the attack the whole staff was evacuated rapidly as the room was in complete chaos.

"Come out, coward! I just want to shoot you!" Mac yelled flipping a table in rage

"Don't you think that no-one will ever come out if you keep threatening them?" a voice said

"Who are you?"

"I am insulted, you know? I created this costume to be sure that you people will remember me and you ask me my name?" Kurama said walking down from the ceiling

"You are that freak in costume! Ninja-ninja!" Mac yelled pointing his weapon at the fox boy

"Talks the huge can of hot air, who are you? The Copper-kat?" Kurama asked mockingly

"It's Metallikat!" Mac yelled

"Of course, my shining friend, of course!" the foxy boy said as the emergency system started spraying water from the ceiling on them

"Ah! Water doesn't work on me!" Mac said triumphantly

"Are you sure?" Kurama asked smirking

"Of course! I am...what are you doing?" he asked watching the boy moving his hands in a fast blur he forgot to register

"Using water, what else?" Kurama said before taking in an huge breath

"Suiton: Teppodama! (water bullet)" using the water falling on him and gathering it inside his body Kurama shoot out a condensed ball towards the Metallikat, nailing Mac on the chest.

Pumadyne – Lab – Molly Vs Hard-drive Vs Creeplings -

"Just die already!" Molly yelled while shooting from her cover

"Ladies first!" Hard-drive answered answering to her fire

The other creeplings tried to reach for the stone, a tremendous boom! Stopped them as Mac's body came flying through the wall centering the pink creatures, a deep dent was on the torso of the male robot

"MAC!" Molly yelled coming closer to her husband

"W-water...the bastard shoot water at me!" Mac said with a damaged voice

From the dust of the attack Kurama could be seen carrying Callie with an amused smile on his face

"Callie-chan! Is it possible that every time we meet I need to save you? You make it appear like you prefer the bad guys at me" Kurama said pouting playfully

"I admit that my life is a little...complicated, but you are free to put me down now! I can take care of myself" Callie said watching him

"Okay, if you say so" he said grinning at her glare

"KYRYRYAAAA!" the Creeplings said converging on the new enemy

"Fuuton: Renkudan! (Drilling Air Bullet)" Kurama yelled spitting an huge bullet of compressed air, the jutsu launching back the creatures and slamming them against the opposite wall

"How the Hell you two survived with only the Rasengan and the Shadow Clone? The boy needs more jutsus!" the Nibi said in rage

"Don't tell me! Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if the Gaki wasn't so reckless to pull out those crazy plans and so bloody lucky to watch them work!" The Kyuubi answered shaking his head

"It doesn't matter, after this we will keep helping him build a jutsu arsenal worth of this name! He is the vessel of the Nine...Ten of us, he MUST be strong!" The Sanbi turtle said fiercely

"Guys? I am fighting here! Can you all please wait AFTER we took care of them to dispute this?" Kurama mentally asked with a groan while dodging both Metallikats and Hard-drive bullets

"Screw this! I am outta here!" Hard-drive said moving towards a cable before a bullet reached him, encasing his body in a light-pink substance

"AH! My rubber bullet works like a charm! It should stop him from enter the cables!" Razor said triumphantly

"SWAT KATS!" the Metallikats yelled turning to watch the two masked pilots jump down from the hole in the ceiling

"Why so long? I was getting bored here" Kurama said waving lazily at them

"YOU! My seat on the Turbokat was plastered with Mayonnaise! What did you have to say about it?" T-bone roared pointing at the ninja

"That you shouldn't eat while inside it?" Kurama asked innocently, a strange halo over his head

"AAAAARGH!" the SWAT KAT yelled frustrated as even the bad guys were snickering at the scene

"Since you are so interested in bickering, you won't mind if we stole this" Molly said as she and her husband neared the container

"Ow come on! If the pretty girls start abandoning the party then is not funny anymore! You can't turn this into a sausage fest, Molly-chan!" Kurama whined looking at her

"Pretty? Me?" Molly asked pointing at herself, no-one noticing Callie's eye narrowing towards the female robot

"Yeah! If I ever become a Metallifox...can I offer you dinner? I am pretty good at polishing as well" the Fox said winking

"SHE IS MARRIED WITH ME!" Mac yelled in anger

"SHUT UP! At least he knows how to talk to a woman! When was the last time you did anything romantic for me? You used to rob jewelery for my birthday!" Molly said giving her back to her husband

"WHAT!? You are not a saint either! You never tried to cook anything!" Mac retorted

"My mother was right! You are an idiot!"

"That old witch can only use her mouth to insult!"

"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!" Molly yelled as a new bullet of air from Kurama went straight towards them, blasting the two out of the lab

"Wow...I hoped to distract them, but I wasn't expecting something like this to happen" Kurama said watching as the two Metallikats kept arguing while running from the Enforcers reaching the zone

"There is still Dark Kat we need to take care of!" Razor said as a metallic arm from the criminal master-mind's jet grabbed the Mineral to take it away

"We'll take care of him miss Briggs, don't worry!" T-bone said as the duo reached the Turbokat to fight Dark Kat

"I'll take my leave then, the sky is their territory, I prefer the shadows" Kurama said waving at the two departing Kats

"Thank you for saving me, did you saw a blond boy? He was distracting Mac Menge before your arrival" Callie said looking around

"Ah! Yes, I took him out of here, he was under shock so I preferred having him out of trouble, I admit he was really brave...a little stupid, but brave" Kurama answered

"Okay, I'll take him home then...thank you again" Callie said walking away, not before giving the Fox a little peck on the cheek

"What a nice kitty cat" Kurama said smirking

"Ninja-ninja! Stop right there!" Feral said nearing him

"No! I have better things to do, Bye!" the boy said disappearing with a shunshin

"You little..." the Commander growled angrily

Kobo's Hidden Lab – Some time later -

"Well, my boy...It's a pity that you couldn't take that metal, I would have loved to use it" Kobo said with a sigh

"Turn on the television, doc! There is a little something you should see in the news" Kurama said pointing at the screen

"...Commander Feral, how do you answer to the Pumadyne Labs' accusations?" the Reporter Ann Gora asked looking at the Enforcer

"As I said already, there is no proof that our missile is indeed the reason of the Mineral's destruction, we are waiting confirmation from the our experts in studying the whole situation"

"But the external camera clearly filmed an Enforcers' jet trying to shot down Dark Kat but instead hitting the glass case containing the X-73a pulverizing the rock

"And Professor Feliner answered that the rock itself should have been able to withstand the attack instead of exploding, as for now an internal inquiry is in act to ensure that no-one substituted the X-73a with a fake" Feral answered

"Professor Feliner, you don't seem worried about the mineral's mysterious disappearance, care to explain?" Ann Gora asked switching to the lab coat-wearing man

"It's simple, my dear! I admit that being fooled with a fake pains me, but my laboratory is still in possession of enough material to further advance my studies" Feliner said pointing at the room with the dozen cases containing the big chunks of mineral in it

"This is a good news for the scientific world" Ann said smiling

"It is indeed!" Feliner said happily patting one of the cases.

The resulting chorus of puff! Gave start to a chain reaction that saw the dozen rocks disappear with the computers and instrument near them, leaving behind an empty room without even the littlest speck of dirt

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Feliner yelled in terror before his eyes rolled in the back of his head and fainting

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" both Kurama and Kobo exploded into fits of laughter at the scene, turning off the television as Ann Gora and Feral were trying to re-animate the poor professor.

"I love the shadow-clone justu! It can be used in oh so many ways!" Kurama said still laughing

"My boy! I didn't thought you could pull it off! How did you managed?" Kobo asked

"Right during the attack, when those bakas forced themselves inside I used the dust cloud they created to summon several clones, while one of them turned into a copy of the stone with the Henge the others sealed the original away, a squadron of other clones instead went and emptied the storage room, while me and Callie were running away I retrieved the sealing scrolls and created other clones that Henged in the mineral in the storage...having all those bijus inside gave me enough Chakra to create an army of super-reinforced clones!" Kurama answered grinning as he showed to Kobo the several scrolls with the mineral and instrumentation inside.

"WONDERFUL! I have prepared a special machine that will forge your sword, I charged inside every information, secret and not, about forging, few days and the X-Blade will be ready and I already have few ideas in mind for other projects hohohohoo!" the professor said with gleaming eyes

"I'll keep training with the tailed beast in the meantime" Kurama said as the bell of the gate ringed

"Who is now? At this hour just a brute may come and ring" Kobo said with a groan

Kobo's House – entrance -

"Good evening mister Namikaze, we wish to talk with your son" Commander Feral said leaning over the security camera over the gate

"Enter, I'll have some tea for you at ready" came the metallic voice of Kobo as the gate opened

"Thank you for accepting our presence here, sir" an Enforcer guard said as the two of them and the Commander entered the house

"Always glad to help the Law, so? What was so important to have the very Commander Feral to come here in person and talk to my son?" Kobo asked as Naruto poured some tea to him and the guests

"Your son was present during the attack and we want him to answer few questions about what happened" Feral said glaring at the boy

"I hope I am not a suspect, Commander" Naruto said

"I am not here to arrest you yet, boy, but every question you can answer will be helpful, follow us" Feral answered getting up

"I'll be back soon, old man" Naruto said following the group

"Call my lawyer! I am innocent, it's not my fault if we got caught, it's their fault! those idiots are incapable of even stole a rock!" the Four tailed beast yelled

"Geez! Talking about unity..." The Nine-tailed Fox groaned shaking his head

"NARUTO! NARUTO! HEY!" Shukaku called out

"What's wrong?" the boy asked

"Are we going to prison?" The one-tailed Tanuki asked

"I don't know" Naruto answered

"HEY! HEY! NARUTO?" Shukaku said again

"What!?" he groaned

"Don't drop the soap!" Shukaku said smiling

Enforcers HQ – some time later -

Our hero found himself sitting in a plain grey room furnished with two simple metallic chairs and a table, a mirror was occupying the whole opposite section from where he was sitting

"Okay, boy! As for now we have no more questions for you, thanks for your help, we may need to call you again so don't panic if another officer comes to look for you" The man sitting in front of Naruto said with a calm voice

"As you wish, agent, I am happy to cooperate" Naruto said getting up and following the agent outside

"Please wait here, I'll escort you out in a minute" the man said moving in a near room

"Lying your ass off comes natural after a while" The Kyuubi said smirking

"Practice" Naruto answered with an equal smirk on his face

Behind the Fake mirror of the room where Naruto was questioned stood Feral and two guards, the one responsible of talking with the boy joining them briefly after the end of the meeting.

"What do you think?" Feral asked

"Or the guy is THE perfect liar or he said the truth, we have not enough proofs to put him between the suspects, it's just a poor boy that was in the worst place at the worst time, I don't think we shuld pressure him further" the man said

"We shall see" Feral answered

While this was happening, Naruto was feeling a familiar nudge in the back of his mind

"Man...I am bored" the boy muttered sighing

"ARGH!" an enraged scream reached the blond's ears

"You shouldn't scream like that, Mike!" one of the Rookies said patting his friend's back

"Easy for you to talk! You were not forced to be Felina's punching bag! I swear, she needs an ass-kicking or we will have to kiss our masculinity goodbye!" Mike said shaking his head, fists closed in anger

"Is she really so good?" Naruto asked

"Uh? You should mind your own business, but yes! She is the best one, an animal!" Mike said with a sneer

"Up for a bet? I bet I can fight up to three rounds with her, I am pretty good in Taijutsu" the boy said smirking

"Tai-what? What's that? One of those rolls you eat with the chop-sticks?" the other asked

"It's what we call hand-to-hand combat, so? Up for it or are you scared to lose your money?" Naruto asked

"Fear? Boy I will love watching Ferlina using you to clean her boots" Mike said gesturing Naruto to follow him

Enforcers HQ – Gym -

"I give up! I give uuup!" a young man whined while heads-down on the mattress, Felina was sitting on his back while pulling his arms towards her

"Pity, I was starting to enjoy it" Felina said while throwing the man towards the others watching

"Nice! Can I try now?" Naruto asked pointing at her

"And who are you? Civilians are not supposed to be here" Felina said glaring at him

"A new challenge for the unbeatable lioness of this force" the boy answered bowing

"He said he could defeat you easily" Mike said, smiling at her outraged face

"Those weren't my exact words, ass-hole" Naruto muttered

"Sucks to be you then" the other answered

"Come here! NOW!" Felina said growling

"Remember the rules, the winner is the one that pin the other down for ten second, force the other to surrender or leave him/her unable to continue, ready? FIGHT!" Mike said acting as referee

"AAH!" Felina yelled running towards Naruto, her fist missing the boy's face by an inch

"Rise your left arm a little, you are leaving your side open" Naruto said calmly, both hands behind his head as he casually dodged another attack

"Thanks, but you should try to attack too" Felina answered try with a low-kick, the boy jumping back a little to evade

"Are you try to humiliate me? Fight back!" she asked as she grabbed him with both hands, throwing him down using her back as leverage

"Uff! I don't want to humiliate you...not until now of course" Naruto said smirking

"And how do you plan on humiliate me?" She asked stopping momentarily, her hands on her hips

"In the same way my sensei did during my first training section with him" Naruto said smirking, discretely unsealing a manga and opening it in front of his eyes

"Do you give up? You can't fight and read at the same time" Felina said before laughing

"Uh? You said something?" He asked without rising his head

"Suite yourself!" Felina said attacking again

As her fist was almost connecting with him, Naruto blurred away from her

"W-What?" she said with wide eyes

"Never leave your guard down, Felina-chan!" was what she heard behind her before everything went black

Few Minutes later

"Good! She is waking up" one of the rookies said as she was slowly opening her eyes

"W-Where am I?" she asked

"In the Gym of the HQ, he knocked you down quite rapidly...never underestimate your enemy! It's the basic!" Feral said helping her to stand up

"Sorry, the book was a distraction to make you act recklessly, I wasn't trying to be disrespectful" Naruto said presenting his hand

"Felina Feral" she said shaking his hand

"Naruto Namikaze"

"Help the boy out of here, then we'll have a chat about having civilians roaming around the base" Feral said walking away

"You are pretty good, mind joining us?" Felina asked as the two neared the exit

"I don't know, I still hope to complete my studies, I am have a little job, but I hope to find something more important, I don't think I am good enough for here"

"No sense, even as an instructor in fighting you would be perfect, you just need to demonstrate how good you are...without tricks of course" She said smiling

"I'll think about it...fancy a dinner? My treat" Naruto said smirking

"What!? Like this? Are you asking me out like this?" Felina asked disbelievingly

"I can knee if you want, but then people may misunderstand what I am asking you" he said smiling

"And where do you plan to take me IF I ever accept? An hot-dog may sound good, but it's not exactly a romantic dinner" Felina asked crossing her arms

"I have a friend that work in a good restaurant, I can ask him to leave a table for two" Naruto said casually

"Nothing fancy I presume?" she asked

"Depends on how you look at it, so? Can I call him?" He answered

"Fine! Here is my address, I'll wait you at eight sharp, don't be late!" Felina said writing on a piece of paper

"Perfect! Dress with something elegant, the Blue Palace is rather strict on that regard" Naruto said from his shoulders as he walked out

"B-B-But...it's...how!?" she asked with wide eyes

"I told you, I know someone" he said smirking, not saying that it was the table the Professor had booked for himself and the blond kat he was using for their date.

That night – Blue Palace -

In the ample room of the restaurant, under the light of three blue candles the two were silently eating, the dimly illuminated room was filled by the slow music of a little orchestra in the far side, the pearl white pavement almost shining in contrast with the deep-blue colour of the walls, little lights on the ceiling mimicking a starry sky

"I still can't believe you managed to find a table, do you know how much this dinner will cost you?" Felina asked

"Don't worry about it, I am not throwing money around nor reducing me to poverty just to make a point, I know what I am doing" Naruto answered smiling

"Be as you say, talk me about you, I know almost nothing, I only know you are good at fighting" She asked fixing her eyes on him

"Same goes for me, maybe we need to talk a little or this will be a mess of a date" Naruto said lifting his glass towards her

"The place help preventing it, just don't make a fool of yourself and you will do fine, Cheers!" Felina answered with a little smile.

A little talk, and dinner, later the two moved to the dance floor and even if neither of the two were masters, just moving slowly on time was good enough for them.

"Was this a good date? What do you think?" Naruto asked

"Not bad, I can say that another night like this will be really appreciated" Felina answered

"I am happy that you liked it"

"I liked it a lot, but it will take something more to make me swoon, I am a serious woman" Felina said seriously

One hour later – Felina's apartment -

With a loud Bang! The bedroom door was slammed open as the two were kissing furiously, hands roaming everywhere and rapidly discarding their clothes

"You said it would have taken more than one date" Naruto said jokingly

"SHUT UP!" Felina yelled throwing him on the bed and pouncing

"WHOA!" he had the time to say as the hand-cuffs clicked closed

"Now...for the next few hours...I will personally interrogate you, you are under arrest" Felina said hungrily

"Oh dear! Help! Police brutality!" Naruto said in fake concern as the last article of clothing went teared away

"Yummy little kat...you are mine now" Felina said turning off the lights, her giggle resounding quite scarily in the complete darkness.

Present Time – Apartment -

"Why waiting all that time before showing yourself?" Felina asked still in the arms of Kurama

"Because I wanted to see how this relationship would have gone" He answered hugging her a little closer

"It's not exactly a relationship, it was what? Barely a week" she answered

"And if I say that I like you? Or even love you?" Kurama asked kissing her neck

"Technically I should arrest you, you know?" she answered closing her eyes with a little purr escaping her

"I fight the evil, just following my rules...and I even leave behind WAY less damages than a fighting jet! I can't see why you can't trust me"

"...Do you really love me?" she asked looking down

"What?"

"Do you love me? Or is just a plan to have a spy in the Enforcers?" She asked glaring at him

"Stupid little kitten" Kurama said before turning her fully and kissing her, shoving his tongue down to her tonsils

"Is that good enough as an answer?" Kurama asked smirking

"Answer good is" Felina answered with a glazed look

"So tell me, Felina...will you be mine?" He asked

"Shut up and kiss me again" she answered grabbing his cheeks and kissing him

"There is something poking at my entrance...you should be ashamed of yourself" Felina said in a mock glare

"I'm sorry?" Kurama said scratching the back of his neck

"Pervert" she said laughing, pouncing again

But while those two were...enjoying themselves, several eyes were studying the new Vigilante of the city, each one of them for a different reason.

A swamp – secret laboratory -

"Interesssssting! Wonderful! That beautiful specimen issss something that I've never sssseen!" a strange green creature, half-way between a Kat and a snake said watching several images of Kurama and the Seven-tailed beast

"I need a sssample of its blood, with that I will finally create a new colony of inssssectsss! I will turn Megakat city in MY vision of perfection, Megaswamp city! A place where I, Doctor Viper, will rule Hahahaha!" the deranged scientist said letting out an evil laugh

Hidden base – Volcano -

"Those blasted SWAT KATS ruined yet another plan, and that Fox...Ninja-ninja...a new hindrance that will be crushed under my feet, nothing will stop me from conquering the city! NOTHING!" Dark Kat said angrily, making his creeplings hide in fear

Down-town docks – abandoned Tuna factory -

"HE TRIED TO SEDUCE YOU!" Mac Menge yelled while shooting at few Kurama-shaped targets

"He was just being nice, something you apparently FORGOT how to do" Molly answered

"I will kill that bastard and mount his head like a trophy"

"I would prefer YOU mounting ME! When was the last time eh?!" Molly asked glaring at him

"We are robots now, we can't" Mac said waving her off

"I AM STILL A WOMAN WITH HER NEEDS! You know what? I'll go looking for that Ninja, I am sure he will be MAN enough for a woman like me" Molly said walking towards the exit

"DON'T YOU DARE! Fine! Let's try..." Mac yelled before sighing in defeat

"Not tonight, I have an improvise headache, and by the way...TONIGHT YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH!" She yelled closing the bedroom door behind her

"An headache...like every other night since we married" Mac groaned while laying on the couch

"WAIT! ROBOTS DON'T HAVE HEADACHES! AAARGH!" Mac yelled after several hours in the night

Another day has passed, from the sky the SWAT KATS will guard the City, but from the Shadows Ninja-Ninja will fight the evil as well.

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(Other commercials of several products are shown)

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