Disclaimer:I do not nor will I ever own the Twilight Saga
"Alice are you ready?" Rosalie asked stepping into Alice's room. "Yah,I just needed sometime to do my makeup." Alice responded. "Okay so Esme and Bella are ready their in the living room watching TV and Renesmee is at the cottage because she forgot her earrings. She'll be here in 3 minutes." Rose said as she and Alice walked downsatirs.
Right when the girls sat down,Nessie came into the living room. "Okay girls we're all here, and the guys are hunting so they'll be here in 5 minutes. "Alright so why don't we talk about why we are wearing our dresses.
They all wore mid-thigh dresses with 3 inch heels and glossy red lipstick. "Okay so I'm wearing my red dress because Emmett loves the color red on me,and my ruby earrings will make him go crazy." Rose said smiling. "I'm wearing this purple dress because Carlisle loves the color purple against my pearl white skin,and my the purple bow in my hair will make him jealous of whoever gets to go out with me."Esme said slyly.
"Jake loves the color green because it reminds him of his mom,so I'm wearing this with my green and black necklace." Renesmee said evily."Edward loves the color black beacause of his second wife the Volvo,and I thought that the black dangly earrings were a nice touch." Bella said. "My Jazzy loves blue so a midnight blue with a necklace will make him die of lust."Alice said smiling her evil pixie smile.
Alice then had a vision. "The boys will be here in 5...4...3...2...1." she whispered. Jasper,Emmett,Edward,and Jacob came into the house covered in mud and Carlisle was in his doctor's coat. Esme tensed up next to Renesmee. "Don't worry grandma we''ll help you clean up." Ness said so very quietly that the boys couldn't here. "Thank you." Esme mouthed back. Finally Carlisle made the boys be quiet.
"Hi Rose." Emmett said going over to give her a hug and a kiss. "Emmett McCarty Cullen get the hell away from me or I will rip you to shreds." Rose said hissing. "Emmett you do not know how to treat a lady." Jasper said. "Watch and learn." Jasper then walked over to Alice and was gonna give her a kiss but she elbowed him in the stomach.
"Ow!" Jasper said. "What the hell Alice?" Jazz asked confused. "Honey I love you but if your not 1 yard away from me in 5 seconds you'll be joining Emmett."Alice said smiling bitterly. "Ugh step aside you men dont know how to win a women over if it hit you in the face." Edward said stepping over to Bella. "Love what's wrong?" Edward asked.
"Right now you're my problem." Bella said annoyed. "I suggest you get out of my sight,or you might as well burn in Hell." she seethed. Edward stepped back with a hurt look on his face. "Ness you aren't mad at me right?" Jake asked scared to see what would happen. "Oh no,Jakey." Ness said with a hint of bitter. She placed a hand on Jacob's cheek. "Holy crap,ok Ness please don't hurt me." Jake said stepping back. "Carlisle your turn." Jake said. "Alright." Carlisle responded.
"Esme honey wh-" he was cut off when Esme grabbed him by the arm and flipped him over. He quickly walked back to the guys. "Alright boys we are heading out." Rose said. "Where?" asked Jasper.
"Just a night on the town." Bella said. "Some dancing,some guys,no biggie." Esme said putting on a fresh coat of lipstick. "Daddy can we please borrow your Mercedes." Alice said giving him the puppy dog eyes. Afraid of getting flipped over again he quickly handed the keyes over. "Love you." all the girls said before they walked out of the house leaving some very confused men behind.
Okay so I have nothing against anyy guy in Twilight so yah reveiw! I also have some stuff going on so i can only type so much each night. I'm sorry if you have any suggestions please pm me , i promise to give you full credit.
