Alexander walked into The President's office. George Washington called him "son" for years,whether he liked it or not, and he didn't. "Time to get a sweet taste of revenge, and a good laugh", thought Alexander.
George Washington was confused why he was here, since it was Father's Day. "What are you doing son?'
Alexander cursed at him under his breath, but walked up to him. "Hi dad."
"D-Dad...?", repeated Washington, "Alexander I call you son but I don't mean.."
"Happy Father's Day!", exclaimed Alexander.
"Ok I get it I'll stop calling you-"
"So you don't want the gift?", questioned Alexander.
"Oh I'll take the gift!", he said excitedly. He opened the box to find a big white coffee mug. "Thanks son!", exclaimed Washington.
"Your looking at the back of the mug! Turn it around."
Washington turned the mug around, and his smile faded. On the front of the mug it said, "I'm notcha son", In big bold letters.
"Thanks for stopping by, son.", said Washington and motioned him to leave.
Alexander huffed and walked away. "If he was my dad, I'd be proud to be his son."
