a/n I appreciate all reviews I get, good or bad. Good news, I downloaded a word processor that has spell check to help me find my errors:D I would also like to thank Ljlashlarue for being my beta on this and telling me I mess up.:) Also I don't own Buffy or any of said characters otherwise I wouldn't be poor.:D

2nd for some reason this chapter kept losing quote marks so I had to wrestle with it and now I hope it's fixed. Don't worry I am working on chapter 8 finally.

Xander had his head on the table, trying to come to grips with what happened. He didn't mean to cause Giles to faint like that.

"I mean, it's bad enough that I have blonde hair. That, I can deal with. I really like the strength, that's actually cool, but now I have Buffy thoughts. Ewwww. Some of the stuff she thinks about Angel, and I lost 6 inches of height! Then there are those thoughts about Angel! Oh, man, I'm thinking about him again! What am I gonna do, Giles?"
Sipping a cup of tea to give himself a moment to think, Giles responds, " Hmmmmm. Perhaps you should be discussing this with Buffy, as it concerns her as well," he said, not really knowing what to say to him.

"What? I don't want to tell Buffy about this!" Xander griped.

"Tell me about what, Xander?" Buffy said with a smile as she entered the library with Willow. "Why are you still wearing that wig from last night?"

Willow grinned "I don't know Buffy, it kinda looks good on him."

Buffy laughed.

If his head wasn't already on the table he would have dropped it down in defeat.

"Uh, guys, I kinda have a problem. I kinda remember everything from last night," he said, standing up next to them.

Willow compared Xander to Buffy. "Wow, that's not all mister! You're shorter, too!"

"Thanks, I didn't notice," he snarked back.

"Alright, spill, what do you mean you remember everything?" Buffy said.

"Like I said, I remember everything, all that happened last night, but that's not all, for a bonus prize I recall everything about you, Buff."

Willow looked at him. "Do you know what this means?"

"Yeah, it means I know what the inside of the girl's locker room looks like," he said with a lopsided grin.

The girls looked at him in surprise, both of them smacking him on his arms.

"Xander!"

Xander did notice that the slayer smack didn't hurt like it used to, and he was sure she forgot to hold back.

Willow turned red as she realizes that since Buffy has seen her naked in the locker room that means now Xander has too.

"Just how much from me do you remember Xander Harris!?" Buffy mock glared at him.

"Well I remember this skating obsession and a certain haircut that..."

Before he can finish that sentence she covered his mouth. "Ok, I believe you. We will be having a talk..."

Giles started cleaning his glasses."Buffy, there's more to this than just what he remembers," Giles said, he handed her the crowbar. "Xander did this."

Buffy looked at Xander "Does this mean he's a slayer?"

Willow sat down. "Holy Cripes!"

Giles replied "Yes I believe it does."

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Sitting through classes the rest of day on autopilot, Xander tried dealing with the baggage he picked up from Buffy.

Besides the obvious feelings for Deadboy that came with this package, and I mean this is a major EWWW by itself, I don't really need to be jonesing for him. The normal teenage girl emotions that guys aren't supposed to see, on top of that, is just bizarre. Even though I shouldn't be able to, I can see my girls naked, which is a plus for any hormonal teenage boy. I am so torn, however, as I shouldn't look, but I just can't help myself. Angel is so cute, I so want to kiss him. GAAAHHHH! Where did that thought come from? Think Buffy, oh yeah Buffy, Buffy and Willow well that works too, naked Buffy and Willow... naked Angel pushing Buffy and Willow out of the way...

"Ack!"

Xander fell out of his seat, disrupting his math class.

"Is there something wrong, Xander?" the teacher asked.

"I thought I saw a mouse," he replied sheepishly.

The whole class laughed at Xander, and he huddled down in his seat, waiting for the end of class.

Giles looked up to see Buffy enter the library. "Hello, Buffy."

"Hi Giles, what's the what?"

"I've been doing some research on the spell that Ethan used to change people, and I'm afraid that Xander is stuck like he is."

"Well that sucks, now he's gonna know all my dark secrets forever," pouted Buffy.

"I guess you will just have to make some new dark secrets then, Buff," Xander said as he entered. His delivery is lacking his normal punch.

"How's my favorite Xander-shaped friend?"

"Not as Xander shaped as I used to be, I've been better. I really could do without the random Deadboy thoughts that flood my brain at times while I'm trying to ignore my teachers," Xander grumped, sitting down next to Buffy "I don't supposed you have any good news, Giles?"

"Sorry, I checked all my material and even contacted a few people, but you seem to be stuck," replied Giles.

Hugging Xander gently, Buffy said, "I'm kinda weirded out that you know everything in my head, but we will deal. No spilling of my secrets, Mister. Buffy is grinning as she says that last part. So, you wanna go to the Bronze with me and Willow? We can partake of many beverages of the cola variety."

"Nah, I think I'll just go home. I have a lot to think about. And ignore Deadboy thoughts. I'll see you tomorrow.

After Xander left, Buffy said to Giles "I'm worried about him. Having my hormone bomb dropped on him isn't of the good, even though he gets the slayer package."

"Like you said, we will deal." Giles replied.

Walking home from school lost in thought, Xander reviewed things he had gotten from Buffy besides all the Deadboy angst and jonesing. The dumb blonde persona that she likes to give off that she uses to hide how smart she is, doesn't really surprise him, as he doesn't show everything either. The Dorothy Hamill haircut, however, did kinda shock him and it was really difficult for him to not tease her about it.

He was Kicking a rock along the way, muttering to himself about the injustice that he was having to deal with. The Powers That Be really have it out for him to leave him in such a mess. Xander approached his house not realizing that he had just kicked the rock into his dad, who was just arriving home.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" his dad yelled out with a slur.

"Uh-oh I guess I should pay more attention," Xander muttered to himself.
Harris senior stomped over. Xander "what do you think you're doing? Why are you wearing a wig?" he screamed, reaching over to grab the blonde hair.

Xander deflected the arm making his dad even angrier than he was already.

"I'm your father and you will give me that wig!"

"It's not a wig so I can't give it to you. Even if it was a wig I still wouldn't," Xander replied calmly, but underneath seething at his dad.

Not liking his son defying him, he telegraphed a punch that Xander easily blocked. Xander, having had enough of his dad's abuse, twisted his arm behind his back, he heard a snap of the bone as his dad screamed in pain.

"You asshole! I'm gonna kill you!" Tony yelled.

"Shit, I forgot about slayer strength." Releasing his dad, he dodged another punch. "Damn, he is more stupid than I thought."

Xander, decided to end the fight, grabbed his fathers good arm, twisted it behind his back being careful to not break it.

"Listen to me, old man. You will not do this again. You will not abuse mom again. You hear me?" He applied a bit of pressure, making a grunt of pain come out. "I will break your other arm if you ever try this again!"

Xander pushed his dad down onto the grass. His dad looked up at him with fear in his eyes. "I'm gonna call the cops on you! You broke my arm!"

"Go ahead, call them. I'm sure the neighbors would love to have them come so they could tell them all about how you took a swing at me."

Harris senior looked around and saw several of the neighbors watching what happened, some of them with smiles. He just hungs his head in shame.

Xander left for the Bronze to cool off.