I began printing up signs, going door-to-door talking to residents, and meeting with local business owners to establish myself as a candidate for Congress. I bust my butt every day and even manage to get a few volunteers to help spread the word about my campaign. My platform is essentially that our government needs to stop this nonsense it has been getting into and start making reasonable laws that the people of the country can get behind. I also want to make legislation to fix the budget so that we don't have teachers living out of cardboard boxes while corporate trillionaires are literally begging to be taxed before they drown in all of their wealth.

While I'm out, meeting the people, and gaining support in the community, my opponent is throwing out all kinds of advertisements to tarnish my good name. These ads make all kinds of wild suggestions about me being part of the mafia, befriending farm animals through song, and flunking the first grade – twice. Of course, none of these things are true and I even finished the first grade as the best finger painter in the whole class! I try to defend myself, but my voice seems to be drowned out by the constant stream of negative ads against me. Even when I tried to call my opponent to get these false and baseless ads to stop, I couldn't get past his secretary! Now what do I do?

A. Go to opponent's house: Go to "Opponent's House"

B. Get funding to make negative ads: Go to "Negative Ads"

C. Hire a hitman: Go to "Hitman"