Okay future me. So you might wanna read chapter 6 if you're seeing this before you continue. Yes I am quiting the fourth wall act in the future because people don't like (SPOILER, wait, does that count as one..) it. Just enjoy my redo.
*RIP AIR SUCKING THROUGH A RANDOM HOLE*
OH NO I RIPPED THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!…"
It was a very drunk night for Fairy Tail.
Team Natsu had just completed an actual SS-Class quest, SS- CLASS!
And well, that was a good enough reason for them to celebrate. Everyone cheered and fought each other, also getting drunk and having weird talks and relationships. Most people fainted though just about after the 5th hour.
The only people who were still alive and kickin' were a drunk Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Gray, Makarov, Gildarts, slightly drunk Lissana, and a sober Mirajane, Wendy, Carla, and Happy, who were either attending the bar, avoiding the other members who were now creepy, or eat 1,000 pounds of fish.
Everyone was having a weird conversation with each other, doing equally weird things, which led to a lot of (rape) jokes. Erza actually became drunk to the point of become woozy and in a bubbly mood.
An intoxicated Natsu was just about to head home when he forgot something, his scarf. It wouldn't be the same without it, after all, Igneel had given it to him.
(Sidenote: No, this is not some crappy, lame story that COMPLETELY misrepresents Fairy Tail and that you will never read again. Just think of it like that a casual person that is just doing an introduction, like those Christmas story things, those, uh…, I dunno. But you get the point right?)
As soon as he reached for the door, he stumbled, then tripped and fell on his face As he lifted his drooping face off the ground, he heard the drunk group talk about him. Hmmmm…I wonder what they're talking about….
Natsu's P.O.V
Ice-pwincess is..*hic* stupid dropys eyed persn..thing...*hic* *hic* what the hell is he gonna say...the ice cube...
"….You know something about Natsu, he's dumb and stupid…." Ice princess hiccupped. The group chuckled a bit.
I'm gonna pound Gray's face for that tomorrow…*hic*…stupid...ass...hat...
Erza piped in, but not to scold Gray for saying that.
"You know Gray…*hic*…I-I kinda agree with ya…."
WHAT?!
"With ALL of the destruction he causes, we barely get any pay, *hic* I think the group...*hic* our group... is better off without him…"
…Erza…
Everyone laughed and Lucy 'fessed up. "Yea…*hic* I barely can keep up with rent because of him….and those unwanted visits…does he have any human sense and privacy…*hic hic hic hic* hahaha…."
"Well Salamander was raised by a dragon!…"
Everyone erupted in laughter.
I can't believe this, after everything…we've been through…
Am I really this…
Bad…?
"Ya know, I was raised by a dragon, but at least I have manners…unlike Salamander…"
"Ya I know.!" "Definitely!" "You're best dragonslayer eva!"
…I…
I was beginning to get mad, turning into a fire demon, all of the rage and fire burning through the alcohol.
Then Gramps started. "Also*hic*…You know what..*hic* Natsu did this week.."
It went on and on…me almost turning to blind rage, for many reasons, WHY?! Eventually, the laughter and excitement led to more members waking up, adding more to the pile.
Ya know Natsu, I thought to myself trying to calm down, maybe they're just drunk, they don't mean it… right?! We're family right...
But no one held back, they said every single thing they hated about ME, EVERY SINGLE THING.
I engulfed in flames as I filled with rage, I SAVED THEIR ASSES SO MANY TIMES AND THEY DO THIS TO ME, WTF!
I manage to calm down a bit when Wendy, Happy, and Carla were yelling at everyone, "Guys! What're you even saying! Don't say that about Natsu!" At least someone was at my side. I turned my head to a sweat-dropped/tick marked Mirajane, completely confused in the situation.
Flames started to engulf me again as another insult, even worse, that I don't deserve to be in the guild. But another voice then silenced the guild as one person spoke something hurtful, depressing, hurtful, and..pos...possibly true.
That voice was Lucy's.
Half yelling and serious, half bubbly and drunk, she said it loud and clear, making it obvious to me. And it sounded like the truth.
(Sidenote: I will leave out the hics on this one.)
"You know, I hate Natsu. I hate every bit of him. I know he brought me to the guild and stuff, and introduce to you all, but he is a complete jackass and nobody likes him. Think about it, he makes us pay for his damages, mistakes as he calls it. Even though he is sometimes there for us, he steals all the spotlight. I say he should leave the guild, because he is stupid, he will never have any friends. He doesn't have any common sense, and injures us almost every single day. Do you think we want that? NO. Let's kick him out as soon as he comes back. I hope he suffers and DIES!"
Everyone again erupted in laughter, agreement, cheering, saying stuff like 'You always have the best ideas Lu-chan' or 'Why didn't we think of that earlier?' and 'SO TRUE THAT WAS AWESOME YEA!"
...
Before I could hear anything else, I walked away, tear drops rolling down my face, trying to keep a serious face.
I couldn't live like this.
With them.
With anyone.
I am a failure.
And nobody likes me.
I have no purpose.
I went and left everything behind.
My house, my friends and my family who never wanted me to begin with, my memories, my belongings, and my scarf.
I am a failure, a mistake.
I walked and ran away towards the mountain, through the forest, and off the cliff.
Okay, I'm good, apparently I was rescued by some guy who just came out of a police box..weird.
And he teleported out of nowhere in it.
People these days, them and their fancy gadgets and gizmos.
But screw them, I have a PS4! And Destiny!
Maybe vines..
