Here is chapter 2 of my new story

Here is chapter 2 of my new story. It is so far more romantic Is This Paradise or What. By the way read that too. But who cares I would like to thank Ripper Roo is awesome for the review and if I knew his address I would mail him 1 Dollar.

Well here we go!

Crash: Tawna will you….

Tawna: Cmon say it crash.

Crash: Will you by some better tasting wine

Tawna Fell to the floor and and started crying. Crash looked at her and asked her whats wrong.

Tawna: Whats wrong I thought you loved me?

Crash: Well how am I supposed to give you this engagement ring with bad wine

Tawna: WHAT!!

Crash: Tonight is our 1 year anneversary so I wanted you to marry me, But how can I when this wine taste like something cortex made. It taste worst than burning mojo made by the lengendary Ancient mask Stan Stan. Its taste worst than Ancient juice

Tawna: You know Drinking Ancient juice gives bandicoots diarea.

Crash: You Should Tell That to crunch he spent three days in the bathroom

KINCIN THE GREAT: Hold It ! are you two trying to get my ass sued. Stan Stan, Ancient juice, and the gross diarea stuff belongs to a favorite writter of mine Crashfad13. If you two say more stuff like that I will get sued.

Crash: But what about Benjamin, he doesn't belong to you but he was in you last story.

KINCIN THE GREAT: Well I warned people a head of time about that.

Tawna: We are sorry Kincin we wont do that again. Besiedes without you know one will know about our wedding and the baby.

Crash: WHAT BABY

Tawna: You will find out next story honey

Crash: WHAT BABY. THIS IS SOME THING I SHOULD KNOW NOW

KINCIN THE GREAT: Funny story Crash, in my next story you're the last one to find out.

Crash: Hey Who mutated and made you king.

KINCIN THE GREAT: I am the narrator besides that story is still in my top secret lab. How Do You Know This Stuff Anyway Tawna?

Tawna: I use my female bandicoot charm to distract the guards.

Crash: She Is a Natural safe cracker. She Picked the lock on my heart.

KINCIN THE GREAT: Well I nedd new security gards anyway lets get back to this stor before we talk about "CRASH BANDICOOT A TWIST OF FAIT"

Crash: Sweet title

Tawna: IT fits the story, I read the whole thing and changed it too.

KINCIN THE GREAT: I see… It dosen't make sense. How could you Be pregant but still the skinniest one of all

Crash: YOUR PREGNANT………………… I AM A DADDY………. WTF

KINCIN THE GREAT: Great you gave away to much of the next story so now I have to close everything due to an information leak.

Crash: Wait…

Tawna: Noooooooo…….

SYSTEM CLOSED DUE TO UNAUTHERISED LEAK. WAIT FOR CHAPTER 3 PLEASED. KEEP REVIEWS COMING IN ORDER TO FULLY RESTORE YOUR COMPUTER. IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE POSITIVE REVIEW YOUR COMPUTER MAY EXPLODE. KINCIN THE GREAT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMEGE

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