Deidara trudged down the stairs yawning and covering his mouth then rubbing the sleep from his left eye. His fleeing from Sasori yesterday had made him very tired, so tired that he didn't even bother to change out of his night cloths this morning. Now he was in a over-sized black t-shirt which was like XXL and he wore baggy sweatpants. Loose clothing always felt best when going to bed. he walked down the hallway of the Akatsuki lair stringing his fingers through his long un-ponytailed hair.

He took a right into the kitchen yawning and stretch above his head at the doorway. "Hello Beautiful..." said a seductively husky voice. It made Deidara freeze in mid- stretch. He scanned the room, arms still above his head, until they befell a stranger sitting at the table.

He let down his arms slowly reaching to his side thinking that the stranger was an intruder. 'SHIT! I forgot my bag!' he screamed internally. 'This is what I get for not dressing properly in the morning, Karma hates me!' he rolled his eyes in annoyance. Then turned all focus back to the one sitting at the table.

Their eye's were trailing over Deidara's body, examining every part of him. Deidara felt violated, that's when their stare returned to his face once more. "Man, I'd really like to fuck you up." they smiled mischievously. Deidara froze in shock, his shoulder's slumped which made some of his over-sized T-shirt fall down his arm.

A few hours later!

Deidara shyly opened the door to the library. He peeped his head in to see that Sasori was sitting in his usual chair reading a book... as usual. But this time was not as usual instead of running up and hugging the red head, this blond was going to do something he thought he'd never have to do. He unsurely took the first step. That's when someone pushed him from behind, shoving him into the library. "Just get it the fuck over with..." they whispered so only he could hear the other. Deidara nodded and walked toward the red head.

He positioned himself right in front of the older man, not making eye contact but still trying to look as firm as possible. "Da..." The blond bit down on his tongue, hard. "Sasori, un?" The red head had already put down his book not letting the blond leave his sight. He obviously didn't trust the man and wasn't expecting a direct approach. "I need to tell you something and I know that it's going to be hard for you to take, un." The blonde kept his eye's on the floor twiddling his fingers.

"1. If you're trying the cute and innocent approach it's not going to work and 2. what did you break?" The scorpion glared at the bomber with expectation.

"No no no! I didn't break anything and it's not about that, un..." he pushed his fingers together.

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Well spit out what you want so I can go back to reading." he sighed annoyed, resting his head on his left hand.

" Well it's about you and me, un..." Deidara started making a brief glance toward the red haired man.

"Go on..."

"You see..." Deidara sighed seeing that this wasn't going anywhere. "I don't think it's going to work out between the two of us..." he waved his fingers between the two of them.

"... WHAT?" Sasori was genuinely confused.

"I know that you feel bad now, but I think it's for the best, un. You know... We could still be friends!" Deidara offered.

"no seriously Deidara. What are you talking about." Sasori demanded.

"I'm breaking up with you." the man squeaked.

"pardon?" Sasori questioned.

"I'm" Deidara pointed to himself. "breaking" he pounded his fists together. "up" he pointed up "with" he rolled his hands "you" he pointed to Sasori.

Silence filled the room. "Deidara..."

"Yes Da... I mean, Sasori?"

"How can you do that?" Sasori demanded. "We weren't going out to begin with!" He shouted to clarify what he meant.

"I'm sorry Sasori... but... there's ... someone else, un..." Deidara's head slumped down.

"Someone else? What? Wait... who?" Sasori actually had an interest in this.

Deidara's head shot up, it was a bright red color. "I'm going, un." he then scurried out of the library in half a heartbeat. Slamming the door behind him. Leaving Sasori feeling, confused, befuddled and ... angry...? He had no idea where the anger had come from but it was there. It was probably because Deidara thought they were a couple again.

"So why is senpai being all weird?" Asked another obnoxious voice that Sasori loathed. He spun around to see that Tobi was indeed standing before him.

"He's got a new boyfriend..." That made something twang in Sasori's anger once more. He tried to ignore it but it was bothersome.

"But I thought that you were his boyfriend?..." Tobi asked. Another twang to Sasori's anger. "Wait does this mean that Deidara-senpai is looking for a new boyfriend?" Tobi asked excitedly.

This made Sasori glare at the orange masked man. "No idiot, he broke up with me, not the other way around. Which means he's found someone else to torcher." he humphed and crossed his arms.

"oh..." The charcoaled haired man sighed sadly. "Wait so, you and senpai were going out?" Tobi gasped as he turned his "shocked" masked face to the other man in the room.

"No wait.. WHAT?" Sasori could feel himself turn red as he recalled what he had said. "I... I..." He tried to explain.

"I'm telling Zetsu-san!" then the man ran out of the room yelling out the name of the split personalitied plant man.

What was I saying? Sasori demanded of himself.

A/N: NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT LOOKS LIKE SASODEI, it's really meant to be Hidadei. So yeah I thought there must be more and my first try at indeedy which will hopefully be in future chapters. So be happy be merry be a reader! please and thank you^^ I do not own these character's I own the writing :D but sadly most of them seem ooc right now DX Sasori will have to be like that because he's magical! Hidan's okay, Tobi's annoying... Diedara will hopefully get more manlier if not I will discontinue *or take it down* and start over on Hidadei.