Chapter 2: waluigi's revenge

So, as we all know, Kirby's best friend was waluigi. But Kirby died at the hands of marth. This means that waluigi needs revenge on marth. But waluigi isn't as powerful as marth. This means that waluigi needs an elite squad of people to kill marth. And so... the adventure begins! "First i must find a swordsman to rival marths ability. Then i will find his greatest fear...LANCES! On the other hand, marth (I've said marth like 10 times now) was tracking down ben 10 for summoning tiki, but ben 10 was tracking down shiguru miyamoto for the reason known as "WHY DID YOU AUTHORIZE BREATH OF THE WILD ITS A BAD GAME PLZ STAP NOW" while masahiro sakurai was playing as kirby in ssb4 for the 3ds and looking on, wishing that he had put hatsune miku instead of bayonetta in smash as the second sega character. Along the way, tiki and marthmet their friends ike roy and lucina who told tiki that lord was a better class than manakete in fe but corrin showed up and dragon'd em in the face and then her and tiki got falchion'd by lucina who got killed by ike for having a terrible personality and they got ambushed by waluigi who was holding a brave lance plus saying "time to meet your end sword dudes! I've been waiting for this ever since you killed kirby, marth" "say whaaaaaa?" Said corrin,"marth killed kirby?" " I AM WALUIGI YOU KILLED MY FRIEND PREPARE TO DIE!" But then, just as waluigi was about to be killed by the strength known as ike with lancebreaker, fred flintstone came to the rescue, sacrificing his life so waluigi could escape with corrin and tiki. Now there is a war between team waluigi and team marth. Let the battle begin.

Head count: alive:18 dead:5

Team waluigi: waluigi, corrin, tiki.

Team marth: marth, ike, roy.

Unaligned: mario, dora, sonic, tails, logan, aggmen, teils, ben 10, shiguru miyamoto, masahiro sakurai, hatsune miku, bayonetta.

Who will align with team waluigi? Who will join forces with team marth? Who is the real villain? And most important of all, why did Dora turn into a tree? Find out next on the unholy fanfic of the elder gods from beyond the stars!

Dis was bad chapter next one really good