Hey everyone! MaybelleDragon here again, this time brining you the wonderful 'friendship' of Itachi and Kisame!

Itachi: -glares-

What's that look for?

Kisame: -stares into nowhere-

Kisame: Why are we here?

Disclaimer.

Kisame: She owns no one except Maybelle and Min'ya.

I LOVE YOU KISAME!

Itachi: HE'S MINE! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Part 2 Summary: Kisame finally confesses that he's been having an affair with an girl from his old village. Itachi quickly turns jealous and an arguement/bitch fight/make-out session insues!


Insanity

Part Two-

Itachi and Kisame Break Up!

No one had noticed that Itachi and Kisame had crept outside the lair...and now were, er, well, let's not bother them, shall we?

Er...well, I guess we should...

"What do you want Kisame?" Itachi hissed, sleeping deprived.

Kisame stared at his partner. Itachi looked seriously pissed...maybe this had better wait for tomorrow...

"WELL? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" Itachi yelled.

Kisame trembled. "I-I-I-"

"WELL?"

"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU ANYMORE!" Kisame choked out.

"Wh-what?" Itachi gasped. He was seriously attached to HIS Kisame, if he lost him to some other person...

"WHO KISAME, WHO??" Itachi wailed, starting to sound like Tobi.

"M-M-M-"

"Min'ya?"

"NO! HELL NO-"

BAM! BAM! BAM! Kisame was hit over the head as books slid out a window.

"I HEARD THAT FISH MAN!" Min'ya's unmistakable voice yelled.

"M-M-M-Maybelle," He finally got out.

"THE AUTHOR? WTF?" Itachi screamed, eyes bugging out.

"NO! Maybelle is a girl from my old village...er, I saw her last night..."

"YOU'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!" Itachi yelled like a sissy girl.

"Yeah, but you've been cheating on me too! With your brother, nonetheless!" Kisame yelled.

"Hell no!"

"Well I saw you with someone!" Kisame's eyes bulged, then widened in shock. "That... pervert...Kakashi!"

Itachi went red.

"YOU'RE A MISSING NIN FROM LEAF AND YOU GO CHEAT ON ME WITH ONE OF THEIR BEST JONINS! OH, HOW SMART, ITACHI!" Kisame slapped the said male-if he was even male-twice.

"OW THAT HURT!" Itachi yelled.

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO! THAT'S THE POINT OF A SLAP, YOU SISSY!" Kisame yelled, tears now streaming down his cheeks.

"WHY ARE YOU CRYING? I SHOULD BE THE ONE CRYING!" Itachi yelled.

"WELL YOU CHEATED ON ME TOO!"

"SO!"

"So? SO? SO?????? AGH I HATE YOU UCHIHA ITACHI!" Slap, slap.

The argument quickly turned into a bitch-slap fight.


Min'ya stared at the two fighting lovers through her window. Her door creaked open and Sasori entered.

"What are you doing in here?"

"Better able to see the fight from your room,' Sasori leaned next to her, trying not to chuckle as Itachi grabbed Kisame's cloak and pulled him down for a kiss.

"Okay first they're in love, then arguing, then slapping each other, now their making out again? What. The. Hell?" Min'ya slapped her forehead.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"GET OUT OF HERE TOBI!" Min'ya and Sasori yelled simultaneously. Tobi scampered out and they returned to the oh-so-amusing show of Itachi and Kisame arguing and making out at the same time.

"Er...how do they do that?" Min'ya asked.

"No clue."


YEAH! DONE!

Itachi: I HATE YOU FOR MAKING KISAME CHEAT ON ME! B-

Kisame: -claps hand over Itachi's mouth- Please only a limited amount of swearing.

Thanks Kisame! Anyway, R&R!