"This is serious Haruhi. You're a very smart girl, did you get in a car accident or something and your brain isn't working." I whine while she just continues to laugh.
"To-Tohru. I-it's. per-perfec-perfectly fine!" she finally regains herself, but is still smiling like an idiot. "Yesterday I went to look for a nice place to study and stumbled upon music room 3 and met our schools host club."
"Host club…. Oh the male brothel the Suo kid was talking about?"
"Suo? You've met him." She asked before I could answer she began to laugh again.
"Male BROTHEL! Haha! Tohru that's brilliant! Did you come up with that yourself?" I couldn't help but smile slightly at her reaction. It wasn't the funniest thing, never meant to be a joke, but it's always nice when someone thinks you're funny.
"Back to your story." I say.
" okay okay." She wipes her eyes then continues. "Well I went inside and was ambushed by a bunch of boys. Really Tamaki-sempi, but the Hitachiin twins were there also, and there were three more upper classmen that I don't know if you know them."
"Yeah I really don't talk to anyone…" I mutter then continue to listen to her story.
"Well Tamaki-sempi was really overwhelming and somehow broke a vase worth 8 million yen."
"Ouch." I cringe, not for the sake of myself 8 million yen isn't too much money for my family to pay off, but that must be a ton of money for a commoner.
"Exactly. Well Tamaki made me the host clubs dog so I would do their errands, but after they realized what I looked like when they cleaned me up a little, they made me into a host." She smiled. I began to examine her in her uniform. She slightly looked like a male student, very slightly.
"Well you might be able to pull this off. I can't believe they all think you're a boy, I mean I guess I'm not being too open minded about the situation. You do have slight boyish features." A look of annoyance passes over her face. "No it's cute, but I think I have your real gender so implanted in my mind that you being anything else is just weird."
"I really don't care about my appearances. Me being a good person is all that matters."
"That's why I like you." I say in a sing song voice and hug her.
"How long do you think it's going to take for them to realize you're a girl?" I ask releasing her.
"They already know." She replies.
"And they can care less?"
"yup."
"Well I will have to visit this club sometime." I smile
"I'm going there now, Tamaki likes to have all the members meet when we have free time on our hands, would you care to join?" She asks holding out her hand.
"Keep this up and all the girls will subconsciously be turning lesbian for you." I laugh and hit her hand away.
"eh. I could care less." She then leads me to music room 3.