Omake: Dumbledore in Asylum
An old man grunted as he slowly open his eyes. "What is this?" That old man is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, brother of Abeforth Dumbledore, brother of decease Ariana Dumbledore, former Professor, former Headmaster of Hogwarts, former Grand Sorcerer, former Supreme Mugwump of the Internation Confederation of Wizards, former Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, former member of the Order of Merlin, self-proclaimed Slayer of Gellert Grindewald, defunct Leader of the Order of the Phoenix, the Maker of Voldemort, the Great Manipulator, Preacher of 'Greater Good', so-called Mentor of Claudia Reyne Potter, and self-proclaimed Lord of Light was wearing a straight-jacket and he's inside a white room while standing groaning in annoyance walking at the door with a small window. "Where am I?"
"Oh, hellllllooooooo, fellow cellmate! Welcome to Bizzaro Island Asylum, where the worst, worst, WORST VILLAINS brought here!" A voice said with enjoyment. "Allow me to introduce everyone here, from your right is Adam Sutler a lunatic politician who tried to become a Prime Minister but lost the election, beside him Professor James Moriarty archenemy of famous Detective Sherlock Holmes, to your front is Jack the Ripper the murderer of-what numbers that I don't count, beside him is Charles zi Britannia who tried to usurp the crown, and lastly ME: the Red Guy an annnoying devil, uhuhu." Red Guy is an overweight and naked red creature who resembles classical depictions of devils and demons, he exhibits cunning, but not much intelligence including his big bare buttocks are always on display.
Albus was shocked that he was brought here. 'This can't be happening, I'm suppose to kill Voldemort along with Claudia, taking her family fortune, taking control the Ministry, and leading the Wizarding World to glory! It's for the Greater Good!' He saw a blue cat guard wearing a uniform with a peaked cap name Tom walking in the hallway then he shouted. "You! Come here." The guard notice as he walk at Dumbledore's door and standing in front at the small window.
"Yes?" Tom the asylum cat guard asks.
"You have to release me at once, cat." Albus command the guard with twinkling eyes.
"Why?" The blue cat guard asks as unsheathes his baton.
"'Cause I'm Albus Dumbledore, the Slayer of Grindewald, the Headmaster of Hogwarts, the Leader of Light, the Mentor of-" He stated as he was silenced by the guard's baton hitting the door.
"Bugged off, old man!" He said in annoyance as he continue walking the hallway while whistling.
"Wait! Come back here! I am Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, the Second Coming of Merlin! Listen to me!" He shouted once again as other cellmates shouted as well.
"I'm Adam Sutler, I'm your Prime Minister!"
"I'm James Moriarty, I'm your future ruler of Great Britain!"
"I'm Charles zi Britannia, I'm your Emperor!"
"I'm Jack the Ripper, I'm the King of the Murderers!
"Oh, well, mind I join as well. I'm the Red Guy, I'm the King of the World!" He shouted as the blue cat guard holding his ears and he saw his mouse colleague name Jerry waving.
"Hey, Tom. Wowsers, they are noisy folk, aren't they?" Jerry said to his blue cat friend.
"Tell me about it?" Tom replied back as he facepaw on his face.
"Come on, let's have lunch in the back yard, where there's peace and quiet." He said with a smile.
"I totally agree with you, Jerry." Tom smiled his mouse friend as both of them walk outside while the shouting continues that no one want to listen those lunatics.
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Omake End
