My dear Manny, it has been a fortnight since the last time i wrote about my escargo adventures.
Where was I. Oh yes...I was accompaning suburbia on this legendary scavenger hunt. We were looking
for the item that would basiclly win the hunt. The almighty Fatherspipe. The item that would give you
such the urge to jerk off...you couldn't jerk off. Know we didnt do this alone...On the day we were to
confront Father about his legendary pipe,mind you we did not know at the time we would be asking
Father to show us his Genitals, we ran into a strange man. His name would be forever etched into
the tablets of history. The almighty Crazydrlove. The man that set the stonewallowallows free and unleash
his rage upon the not so innocent citizens of the town Megatownnotthatmega. But that is for another time.
At the time he was just a mere craftsman. We asked him to accompany us on this journey for we knew his
cum shot was so large we could make pancakes out of it if we ever got hungry. But there was one condition to
taking this soon to be legend. He had a faithful sidekick names...MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIII OOOOOOOO.
Know let me tell you...Mario could understand what people were saying...But he did not say one word except the
line that would lead him to his demise. For everytime you called his name he would say

"MAKE THAT NIGGER WORK"

Oh no i must go know. I am in danger. I will write back soon.

Your gracious asshole,

Dildo Baggins