Binas: Hello everyone! I'm back with another chapter. Okay for those who are curious about the date in my take on the challenge in the first chapter is August 10. I haven't decided on the year. Now I am going to speed it up and this chapter in now a month later {September 10th}. Since this AU, I will be introducing the Fenton weapons/gadgets {the working ones, the suckish ones (like the Ghost Gabber), and one I make up (most likely they would count as suckish or pointles)}.
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Danny woke up to the smell of warm pancakes. He quickly transformed into his ghost and flew down to the kitchen to grab some. No one knows how, but Jack beat him to the table. Maddie shakes her head. Danny transformed back and sat down at the table. Jazz runs down the stairs and sit a the table.
'Why must they race to the kitchen? I may never know.', Maddie thought.
Maddie served the pancakes to all three of them. Danny picks up his fork but accidently makes his hand intangible, thus making the form fall back down to the table. He tries again. Fails. Again. Fails. He then realizes he made his hand intangible. He tries making become tangible for a few minutes before succeeding.
After everyone finished eating breakfast, they went to go get dress. In Jack's case, change his jumpsuit to a cleaner one.
Later at school...
"Good morning Mr. Lancer.", The students said.
"Good morning Mister Elephant!", Danny said. The class snickers. Mr. Lancer face palms.
"Mr. Fenton, I know you have a joy of calling me that, but if you don't want to lose part of your recess, I suggest stop calling me that.", Mr. lancer said and turns his attention tot he whole class, "Okay everyone! Tonight is Parent-Teacher Conference. Please bring your parents so we can discuss what needs to be done like routine adjustments, what to do if someone has an asthma attack. Don't look at me Billy. You know that was directed to you. I don't need to be sued for you not having your inhaler on you!"
Billy gives a sheepish smile.
Danny was a little nervous. This meant his mom and dad would come to the school and possibly find out what he has been doing.
That night...
"He did what?!", Maddie said.
Jack was at home with Jazz, so Maddie brought Danny with her to Parent-Teacher Conference.
"He has some how managed to sneak out of class, barely ever returns from the bathroom, and have you seen his grades? Every single student has been passing except him. If you know why he does this please tell me!", Mr. Lancer said.
Maddie knew why because she was there when the accident happened. He did this so he could make sure his powers didn't act up. However there were a few instances where that was not the case.
"And Mrs. Fenton, I have even caught Mr. Fenton in the girl's bathroom. I don't know how he does it, but he is always going in there!"
Maddie gave Danny a weird look. She was going to have a talk with him.
"I'm sorry but Danny had recently had a bad accident in our lab and it might the cause. He's still recovering but is well enough to come.", Maddie half lied, "If possible can you recommend some sites for Danny to help him learn and catch up with the class?"
"I will see what I can do. I will E-mail them.", Mr. Lancer said.
In the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle...
"Daniel Fenton! I don't ever want to hear about you going in the girl's bathroom again, unless you have a good reason!", Maddie scolded.
"Sorry mommy.", Danny said sheepishly.
"Now repeat after me. 'I will not...' ", Maddie said.
"I will not..", Danny repeated.
" '...Go into...' ", Maddie said.
"...Go into...", Danny repeated.
" '...The girls bathroom...' ", Maddie said.
"...The girls bathroom...", Danny repeated.
"Good.", Maddie said.
Later at home in the basement...
"What are you doing daddy?", Danny asked.
"Son, I present to The Fenton Ghost Gabber! It translates the strange sounds ghosts make and turns them into words we use every day!", Jack said, "Say something."
"Uhhh... My dad sleeps with his jumpsuit only when it's stuffed with fudge?", Danny said into it. Jack goes wide eyed at the fact Danny knows this little secret.
"Uhhh... My dad sleeps with his jumpsuit only when it's stuffed with fudge? Fear me!", The Gabber said.
"When did you learn I do that?", Jack asked.
Danny phases back upstairs and grabs one of Jack's dirty jumpsuits. He brings it down to the lab and shows his dad the fudge stained jumpsuit. Jack blushes.
"Don't tell your mother this!", Jack said.
"Don't tell me what?", Maddie asked coming down. She sees the fudge covered jumpsuit.
"Jack... I told you several times not to stuff fudge into your jumpsuit! It attracts ants. No wonder why we have so many ghost ants running around!", Maddie said.
Jack blushes.
"Sorry honey bunches.", Jack said making his little puppy eyes.
"Apology accepted.", Maddie said and hugs her husband. Not realizing their little Danny is standing right there, they kiss.
"Ewwwww!", Danny said, "Cooties! Mommy gave daddy cooties!"
Danny is about to leave the room when his ghost sense goes off. He groans.
"I was just going to bed!", Danny yelled and transformed, "A five year old needs his sleep! Who's there?!"
An ectopuss emerges from the portal.
"Hey slimy! Come and get me!", Danny said and give himself a spanking on his own backside while snickering.
The ectopuss takes this as an offence and starts chasing him. Danny kicks the ectopuss, which sends it back a little. He spots the ectogun and grabs it and starts firing it at the ectopuss.
"I think you need to go to bed!", Danny yelled and starts firing the gun some more. Jack and Maddie are completely unaware of the ectopuss and Danny battling.
"Ha ha ha! You missed me now you have to kiss me!", Danny yelled.
Danny gives himself another self spanking as he said that. He snickers. This just makes the ectopuss even more mad. Danny then manages to get the ectopuss infront of the portal. The ectopuss extends one of it's tentacles and snatches the gun.
"HEY!", Danny yelled, "That's mine!"
The ectopuss breaks the ectogun. Danny starts running as the ectopuss chases him. Soon the ectopuss backs Danny into a corner. In defense, Danny raises a hand. He is unaware that it starts to glow and shoots a ray at the ectopuss sending it back. Danny looks at his smoking hand and smiles.
"COOL!", Danny shouted.
He tries doing it again but makes it come out of his backside. Danny snickers at the mess he made on the wall.
"I'm not cleaning that up!", Danny said still snickering.
He tries to make the blast again and succeeds. He sends the ecto blasts at the ectopuss non stop. Soon the ectopuss jumps back into the portal after being pelted non stop.
"See you later, loser!", Danny shouted.
Soon Maddie spots the mess in the lab. Ectoplasm is everywhere. Literally. She looks at Danny who is in ghost form still. He giggles.
"I beaten a green glowing octopus!", Danny shouted gleefully jumping up and down, "And look mommy and daddy!"
Danny makes a little orb of ecto energy. Maddie and Jack ruffle his hair.
"Good job Danny-boy! Showing that ghost that nobody messes with a Fenton!", Jack said.
"We are so proud of you!", Maddie said and kisses him.
"I still didn't get my kiss from that octopus! He missed me so he has to kiss me!", Danny whined.
"Consider this one from that ghost.", Maddie said giving him another kiss on the cheek.
Jack walks up to the ecto mess Danny made on the wall.
"Uh... Danny. Where did this one come from.", Jack said pinching his nose at the smell.
"My butt!", Danny said snickering.
Maddie and Jack look at Danny. They all break into laughter. Danny had officially grossed out a ghost, the ectopuss.
Jazz comes down stairs and sees the mess.
"What happened in here?", Jazz asked.
"Danny just beaten up a ghost!", Jack said jumping up and down like a little girl.
Jazz walks up to the same ecto mess Jack walked up to and pinches her nose.
"Please don't tell me...", Jazz said.
"I did!", Danny said and makes another one come out of his backside on to the floor, "I'm not cleaning it up!"
Jazz looks disgusted at the mess.
"Mommy! Daddy! Danny pooped green stuff on the floor!", Jazz said.
"Spazzy made a poopy!", Danny said blaming the mess on the floor on Jazz while snickering.
"I can't do that!", Jazz said.
"Danny! Once on accident is okay, but one on purpose like that is unacceptable I'm gonna teach you how to clean ectoplasm up so you can clean up your own messes.", Maddie said.
Jack leans twords Maddie.
"Should we invent a ghost proof time out pen?", Jack asked.
"I think we should for when Danny does something like that again.", Maddie said.
