Some Beach on Some Island Thingy

"WTF Kairi! You scared the shit outta me!"

"WTF Sora! I knew I'd find you down here being a lazy ass!"

"I wasn't being lazy! I got swallowed up by this big black thing!"

"..."

"Its true dammit!"

"You must have been dreaming".

"No I wasn't! I get swallowed by big things all the time! There is no way I was dreaming!"

"..."

"Well maybe I was. Say all this talk about huge black things swallowing people reminds me: what was your hometown like?"

"HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! I don't remember."

"Nothing?"

"NO! DAMMIT!"

"Not even one tiny thing?

Kairi's eyebrow twitches "No. I'm happy here anyway."

The two talk about how they want to see other worlds and stuff and then Riku shows up. And the fangirls go crazy

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"WTF! Why am the only one working on the raft!"

We learn that the trio is building a raft to go see other worlds. How they expect a wooden raft made by three teenagers to last long in the ocean is beyond me. Later on Sora needs to hunt down some equipment for the raft for Kairi. This includes two logs, one cloth, one rope, and a Wilson Volleyball. Later on the trio talks about the legend of the Papou fruit. If two people share it their destinies become intertwined and they'll be apart of each others lives forever. Or something like that.

Disney Castle

At Disney Castle Donald discovers Mickey is gone. "HOLY SHIT! The king is gone! Wake the fuck up Goofy! The king is missing! And don't talk about it in front of the Queen!"

"Good Morning Queen Minnie! By the way your husband is missing."

Destiny Islands

Riku and Sora plan to have a race to show how macho and manly they are. The winner gets to share the Papou fruit with Kairi. Its obvious that neither boy has feelings for the girl. During the race Sora goes to the secret place and a hooded man shows up.

"OMG! It's a ring wraith! You may not have the one ring!"

"I've come to see the door to this world dumbass."

"..."