Eldameldo

1. Hikari no Mariku

2. Yami no Yuugi



PG - English - Humor/Angst - Published: 12-17-03



Title: Watashi Chibi Hikari

By: eldameldo aka bill the pony

Ha haha! Okay, I'm sad, no reviews! Well, I'm posting the last part anyway, and

maybe some smart person will review me with a smiley face at least. I almost

didn't get this written, accidentally deleted a file on my second....third hand

computer. Luckily for me, I'm stubborn! And I found a way to undelete with out

being able to access the c drive.... just ask me how I did it...I have no idea.

Part Two

Yami no Yuugi's POV

Okay this is totally from me. I'm probably WAY off from the actual plot line.

But if I had money (hint hint) I'd buy the dvds! Oh, and I've only seen the

first batch in English, and most of mine are in good old Japanese, so the names

might be a little off. Sorry. The battle between YY and YM is totally mine...

sorry

I had dropped my head when Bakura's ring fell. The dark Mariku had claimed his

prize, and the soul of both the demon, and my own hikari's friend.... they were

gone. Neither I nor my Hikari had much time to dwell on it for then we

encountered Neia. But thorough out this time I did feel ... different. Once we

left, I discovered I had an uninvited visitor. Imagine my shock at finding that

loathsome thief in my soul room! You could say I was a little angry. And the

whole time he just sat there grinning at me. Oh the anger! I don't know what was

worse, him grinning, or his constant chatter! I swear, if I hear the song "This

little light of mine" ever again... I'm rip their voice box out! Unfortunately,

he singing it the whole time has gotten it stuck in my head, my hikari's head,

Jounouchi's head, Honda's head, Anzu's head, Mokuba's head.... I think I heard

Kaiba humming it as well. The only ones who aren't bothered by it is Yami no

Bakura and Yami no Mariku! Those two won't stop singing! Twitch...

I wonder how Hikari no Bakura ever put up with that demon? I do feel bad for the

kid. He is frowned upon be the gods.... he has to be...

Strangely, I was humming that accursed song when I went up against Yami no

Mariku. I wonder if anyone will forget that? Do hope so...

Honestly, I wasn't surprised when he dragged us all to the shadow realm... well,

a little for the fact he brought the others this time. I don't remember the

battle real well until I started to beat his sorry ass*! Go Yami! Go Yami! It's

your birthday!....

Cough

Other than the fact I was beaming, I remember the end because he brought out his

trump cards... his human shields. At first, I don't think anyone caught on. He

brought out a sand filled glass pyramid. Yami no Bakura said it looked like an

egg timer. Hey, it does!

Well we all blinked and questioned his sanity. Again.

Next was Hikari no Mariku.

We continued to question.

Then he brought out Hikari no Bakura. I'd forgotten he still had the ring! Well,

Yami no Bakura stared to scream at he from the puzzle. Didn't understand a damn

word of it.

Didn't care at first either. Hikari no Mariku was giving me this look of just

kill the bastard and Hikari no Bakura could join up with his dark, right? So I

started my attack. Never was good at losing.

Well, Yami no Mariku used Jou against me... Damn... turns out that the egg timer

was Mai's soul...Jou wasn't keen with the idea of me blowing it till kingdom

come...stupid sl- er . . . girl... that was a strange look from the little me. I

could say the same thing about Anzu, but my.. what did do they call him? Oh,

fragile innocent light of mine, well he'd kill me. Yes, most certainly would.

Just tell me I'm rambling- that was a good movie.

Oh, duel? Where? Here!? No! Really? Between who?

. . .

Oops?

Um, yes, egg timer...Jou didn't want me to blow up the egg timer.

Sorry, I've lost my mind I lost my mind! You haven't found it have you? My

missing piece? My primary memory circuit?... I bet that when Yami no Bakura

screwed with my puzzle, he ... no, I was missing my mind before that... maybe

Yuugi forgot a piece?

Yes, that battle, truly sorry. Well, Jou is screaming at me, Yami no Bakura is

screwing at me, Yuugi of all people is screaming at me I just yelled out that I

didn't have a damn clue what the hell was going on.

So Yami no Mariku took the next four hours to explain it to everyone.

I thought this was a waste of time, but Yami no Bakura thought up a plan. He,

the tomb robber, came up with the plan that saved everyone.

That's just scary.

Really really scary.

He said we should replay his last winning duel.

He won a duel?

Oh, the duel where... Hikari no Bakura saved everyone, but I got all the credit,

yes I remember that duel...

Yami no Bakura went back to his puzzle and talked to Hikari no Mariku. Some how

Yami no Mariku didn't notice this... I have no idea how you could miss someone

come out of you necklace... than, he came back and told me that the next weakest

card that Yami no Mariku pulled would be his soul card, for the sake of time.

Well, he pulled it, but wouldn't play it.

Damn smart ass.

So Yami no Bakura went over again to try and get the card on the field....

He popped out of the ring, grabbed the card from Yami no Mariku's hand and put

it on the field. Yami no Mariku started to strangle him and I was very tempted

to let it play out... so I did. I waited for Yami no Mariku to finish with Yami

no Bakura, and tie him with his special shadow realm bindings. He started to

scream very violent threats, however, when he noticed that his Hikari was gone.

I directed his attention to the boy on the field as...

Snicker....

The oh so nicely clad red archery girl....

Oh, how I laughed.

I paused long enough to use the puzzle to switch them, and every one laughed...

and laughed... and laughed!

I think it was good for us.

Then I attacked with a nice black hole.

I win!

Again. . . .

I though okay! I am the champion! Go me! Only, the shadow realm stayed... I

figured it would, you know, GO AWAY! But no-

Why can't things be easy for once.

Well, we're all... there. I would say standing there, but Jou, Honda, Otogi and

Jou's sister are trying to help Jou break Mai free, Yami no Bakura is carrying

Hikari no Bakura away from the center. I can't tell which he more worried about,

the shadow realm coming to collect dues, or his ... watashi chibi hikari. Where

did he come up with that? Is he not the bad guy? Bad guys don't have nice names

for their underlings, only good guys. Why don't I have I nice name for the other

me? Thought I do admit I never called my other me my host or my property in

public... so-

I'm confusing myself.

AHHH!!! I forgot about her! Attack of the scary Anzu! Run!

Or, just fade away. Have fun my light!

HA!

Oh, big light. What is that?

God of the dead... I USED TO KNOW THIS, PEOPLE!

Oh, damn. I forgot.

Hey, what's he want with Hikari no Mariku? Isn't he after the demon?

No?

Okay. Big guy gives Mariku a choice, keep the dark or banish it forever... he

says he'll think about it.

Hey, what happens to us when our hikari's die? Since we are one soul, do we go

with them? Or do we say with the items? What about when human kind ceases to

exist?

Goody, now he talks to the thief... hey, they can't laugh at me, I'm the

pharaoh!

I hate people.

Hey, don't leave me out, what are you talking about?

Hikari no Bakura let that monster stay! I went thought all that trouble of

banishing the thief, and this snot nose lets him stay!

Sorry! No snot nose! Didn't mean it!

DON'T HURT ME!

Well, that's what I remember.

This was supposed to be about the Bakura's?

Oops?

Do I have to do it again?

Can't they just write their own account of what happed?

How did Hikari no Mariku and I get stuck doing this?

What do you mean I didn't do it right?!

I DO EVERY THING RIGHT! I'M THE PHARAOH!

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* I think I lost at my no cussing goal... but I see Yami no Yuugi as one to

cuss... a lot... poor little Yuugi and his fragile innocent mind. And I see him

as being a scatterbrain...

PS. I thank my little brother for the song idea. He started to sign it when I

told him what the title meant.... God help my mother.

PSS. I'm gonna type up my first completed fanfic to post! I wrote(and finished)

it last October. So... somebody read it? Please?