So hi once more. Yes, I'm fast at making updates. I can think of words easily. So here's the 2nd chapter. Hope you like it.
After the issues were reported and have ways to solve it, Arceus then proceeded to the real reason why he gathered everyone.
"So you may be wondering as to why I summoned you all here," says Arceus. Most of them nodded, though Latias shook her head. "Latias," Arceus called. "Can you tell me why I gathered you all?" "You want us to improve the world while getting us bored at the same time," she answered. Everyone except Arceus, Latios, Mewtwo, Reshiram, and Uxie ROFLOL. "Guys, it's not funny," Latios shouted. "Stop laughing. This is serious," Uxie shouted. Arceus stomped his hoof on the floor. But the laughing legendaries wouldn't listen.
"Ugh, this is going to be arduous," Arceus grunted. "Reshiram, please help."
Reshiram rolled her eyes. This is too easy, she thought. She took a deep breath and...
"LEGENDARIES OF THE FRIKKEN' UNIVERSE! THIS IS SOMETHING HIGHLY SERIOUS! DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU ALL INTO A PULP OR BRING YOU ALL TO MY FRIKKEN CLOSET?!"
All the legendaries sat down in their seats, trying hard not to run away. When Reshiram shouts/screams, you do not want to be within a 100-mile radius near her(I do not know how to say it). Otherwise, you will be wanting hearing aids.
"Thank you," Arceus sighed with relief. "Now, where was I? Oh yes. Why did I gather you all here?"
"Because you did," says Shaymin, making everyone laugh once more, but only for a short while since Reshiram was glaring at all of them.
"So, the reason why I gathered you all here is because of a very special day," Arceus explained. "You know what it is."
"Our Lady of Lourdes," Zekrom asked.
Arceus facepalmed. "Zekrom, no one didn't even celebrate it. Well, except maybe the Christians, but we don't celebrate the feast days of the saints or this 'Lady'. No. It's a more ubiquitous celebration."
This time, Dialga facepalmed. "Zekrom, you idiot," she said. "It's Valentine's Day. On Feb 14."
"Oh yeah." Everyone nodded, suddenly recalling it. "What happened to our minds," Mew asked. "They exploded," Arceus joked, making everyone laugh. "So, do you get it now," he asked.
Everyone nodded, except for Reshiram, which is quite a surprise, for she is one of the smartest legendaries, possibly as knowledgable as Uxie himself! "Resh, you still don't get it," Arceus asked, quite shocked. "How come?"
"Well, you said why we're here, which is because you want to discuss about Valentine's Day. But why are you going to discuss it," she asked. "I was getting into there, and I am going there. I am daring you something."
Everyone was suddenly intrigued. "What's this so-called dare," Mewtwo questioned. "I dare you all, to hang out with either your crushes or your boyfriends/girlfriends if you have any," Arceus dared.
Much of the legendaries blushed, some looking at their crushes. Others were overjoyed. "But Arceus, it would be unfair if you aren't part of this," says Dialga. "You should do this."
"Can't. I'm busy," Arceus said. Reshiram glared at him. "That's a very lame excuse, Arceus. It would be unfair if you aren't part of this."
"Oh, so what are you gonna do," Arceus snickered.
Reshiram sadistically grinned, revealing a kitchen knife and scissors, the kind you use for cutting paper. Somehow, Arceus ran away to the kitchen, whimpering. "P-p-please. Not those. I'll be part of it."
The Vast White Pokémon put down the stuff. "Good," says she.
The qilin sighed with relief and walked out of the kitchen. "Now, meeting adjourned," he said, with boredom and plainness in his voice. Everyone then left, silently thanking Arceus for finishing the meeting.
The Alpha Pokémon sighed once more, as he stared at Reshiram, who is about to take flight. He looked away when she flew away.
Bummed at what happened during the meeting with her, he silently walked to his room.
So that was chapter two, which seemed pretty awkward to me. I saw how many people were reading this fic. Thank you for spending time on reading it. It makes me happy ^_^
