Clogged nose and Shingeki no Kyojin is not a good combination.

Hihi.


Levi closed his eyes in an attempt to calm himself.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Despite his effort, he can still hear the roaring of blood in his ears; feel the throbbing in his temple.

This is it. This is the last straw.

"Your order, Heichou?" he heard Mikasa quietly asked.

He opened his eyes and looked at the woman beside him. He knows that she is at her dangerous right now. Her face holds no hint of any expression but he can feel the murderous aura emanating from her. She had already drawn her swords, her body tense and ready to attack.

He can't even blame her.

Poor bastards, he thought as he looked round the scared faces of those around them, some already starting to back away.

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EARLIER…

"Are they really going to do it?" someone asked.

"Are they really going to do what?" another one asked back.

"That experiment they are talking about yesterday…"

"Oh, that one…well, you know major Hanji. She does whatever it is that comes to her mind…"

"You're right. I'm just wondering how Ackerman and Heichou will react if they found out…"

"Don't even think about it. Just the thought of being caught by those two is enough to make me shiver," the other said as he hugged himself and grimaced.


In an open field near the Survey Corps HQ…

"I can't believe that they are really doing this," Jean said as he nervously glanced around them. "If Mikasa and Heichou found this out-"

"Don't even mention their name at this hour, Jean," Conny interrupted, nervous sweat dripping at the side of his face. He looks as if he is going to throw up. They can only watch as Hanji and Sasha prepare Eren for the experiment.

"Is this really necessary, Hanji-san?" they heard Eren say, hesitation and skepticism evident in his voice.

"Of course it is Eren!" Sasha chimed in, her voice ringing with enthusiasm. She is even humming as she helped Hanji prepare the procedure of the experiment.

"Sasha is crazy to even bring this idea up," that was Jean.

"It is crazy to let Sasha and Major Hanji near each other…They are a scary combination." Conny said.

"Don't worry, Eren. If we succeed with this one, it is another step for humanity!" Hanji exclaimed, her eyes twinkling in excitement. "Now, Eren!"

The green eyed boy looked at them with a pleading look in his eyes before he raised his hand and forcefully bit his thumb.


In the Survey Corps HQ, Irvin's office…

"Right now, that is all that I can share with you. Do you have any question?" he asked as he looked at the faces of Levi, Mikasa and Armin. He had called them to relay the message from the center regarding Eren's position.

"If you don't have any question-" he stopped mid-sentence when he heard the commotion outside.

They all looked at the direction of the door. From where they are sitting they can make out the words "Hanji," "experiment" and "Eren." Mikasa and Armin leapt up to their feet at the mention of Eren's name.

"What's the meaning of this? We were not informed that there will be an experiment today." Mikasa asked, her voice demanding.

"Maybe we just heard wrong, Mikasa," Armin said in attempt to calm the girl.

Levi is still sitting in his seat, his eyes never leaving his commander's face. "What is this, Irvin? That brat is supposed to be under my supervision."

What did you do this time, Hanji?

He closed his eyes before saying, "I am also unaware of this." He leaned back in his chair and opened his eyes only to see three pair of eyes intently looking at him. One is filled with concern, another filled with murder intent and the other not betraying anything. "There is only one way to find out."


In an open field near the Survey Corps HQ – again…

"Your order, Heichou?" He heard Mikasa asked again.

"There are two abnormal types in front of us and there are several normal ones scattered around…" Levi began as he drew his own blades. "We will take down the two abnormal first…" he said as he begun to move forward, Mikasa doing the same, "before we take down the others."

"Don't you even try to interfere in this, Irvin!" he heard Levi shout. Irvin can only sigh as he watched Mikasa and Levi chase Hanji and Sasha across the field, while the other soldiers had already scattered in different directions.

"Well, at least nothing bad happened…" he heard the blond boy beside him say.


What they saw…

Irvin, Armin, Levi and Mikasa stopped in their tracks, shocked at what they saw. In the middle of the field is Eren, his upper body partially transformed into a titan. What's more shocking is to see Hanji and Sasha wrapping potatoes in a foil and placing it over the titan's flesh. It is only then that they realize that the sweet smell that had been permeating the air had been coming from the potatoes slowly being baked in the heat of the titan's flesh.

Gross.


Ahahahaha…

Just a random addition. I don't even think that this is connected to the first chapter. :D

Does this make sense to anyone? haha