I Hate Surprises

I Hate Surprises

Shinju- Yo minna-san! Hajimemashite minna and thank you for reading the second chapter of The Beat to Music and My Heart! I would love to thank HowlingFangx8 for being my first reviewing! She just made my day! And now Uchiha Sasuke will say the disclaimer.

Sasuke- Hn

Shinju- Uh Sasuke-san, that's not the thing your suppose to say.

Sasuke- Hnnn

Shinju- Sasuke-san please say the disclaimer.

Sasuke- Hn

Shinju- Sasuke-san stop saying Hn because one: that's not a word it's a noise, two: you'll going get wrinkles and stress marks like your aniki if you start to become emoer.

Sasuke- Becomes wide eye Shinju-Tenshi does not own Naruto, that clearly belongs to Kishimoto-sensei.

Shinju- Good job, and I was kidding about the stress mark thing.

Sasuke- Stupid author death glare

Yelling and colorful language is heard as Shinju-Tenshi tortures Sasuke, and yes she has the imagination to do it people!

Shinju- Well on with the story minna! X3

"Yo minna" talking

Yo minna thinking

Yo minna inners

It was a nice Saturday afternoon. And the Mercies Angels were enjoying a rare day off. It was a clear day, but it still had that winter feeling. Tenten and Sakura were playing Guitar Heroes, Temari was writing new music ideas, Hinata and Shinju were drawing, and Gin was practicing the flute. All was peaceful, and… oooh look at the pretty butterflies, look, look! Their so pretty!! And there's flowers everywhere. Pretty little flowers that smell really good!

And…. And…!! ANKO JUST SLAMMED HER COMBAT BOOTS INTO THE DOOR AND CAME IN YELLING!!

"WATZUP YOU LITTLE WORMS!" Anko roared as she rolled into the living room, smashed the door yet again to pieces, and managed to post up a sign that said "Anko is now here!" in less than 5 seconds.

Anko blinked… and blinked again… and blinked again… and….

"Damn it… stop blinking Anko!" Temari yelled.

"But, you guys are kinda messy right now," Anko denounced.

The Mercies Angels, one of the renowned bands for being elegant, sophisticated, awesome, cool, and all of the above just crashed that reputation right now. Tenten and Sakura were in a tangle of limbs in front of the TV. Temari's music notes and pencils were scattered everywhere. Hinata and Shinju dropped their drawing books and their art supplies laid around everywhere, and Gin's music sheet and stand fell down, down, DOWN! to the ground. Why, because Anko crashed into everything when she made her overdramatic entrance…. O.o scary.

"Whose fault do you think that is!?" Sakura yelled.

"Uuuh… your guyses?" Anko suggested.

"Guyses isn't even a word!" Shinju exclaimed.

"Yes it is!" Anko yelled.

"No way!?" Shinju yelled back.

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!!"

"NO!"

"HELL YES IT'S A WORD! ISN'T SAKURA!" Nice Anko, you turn to the genius cherry blossom.

"NO IT ISN'T, NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!" Gin and Hinata snapped out.

-Inserting in a long pause-

"Y-you guys yelled at us!" Everyone but the yellers yelled.

The two girls blushed, "G-gomenasai minna-san,"

"WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU!" everyone cheered hugging (coughcoughsuffocatedcoughcough) the usual kind and quiet people.

"Can't… wheeze…wheeze… breathe!" Hinata and Gin sputtered out.

"Oops… O.o…Heh heh, sorry you guys," Anko apologized. "Well, anyway I have news for you guys. It's a surprise!"

"A surprise, I love surprises!" Sakura, Tenten, and Gin shouted.

"Good… CUASE YOU'RE ALL GOING BACK TO JAPAN!" Anko shouted.

-Dead silence-

-Even more dead silence-

-Waiting for the message to sink in-

-3, 2, 1 ding!-

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??" everyone yelled.

"Japan… Japan…?" Hinata said in wonder.

"Oh my god, I don't want to leave San Francisco," Tenten said, "I mean the underground weapon auctions are… "Horrible!" Temari butt in. "I don't want to see… "Kankuro-nii-san! I heard he started to be emo like Gaara, awesome! And the archery and martial arts are way better in Asia!" Shinju exclaimed, "More… "Shopping for medical supplies! Tsunade-shishou is there, but I love San Francisco's malls and…! "Great candies, I don't want to move again!" Gin finished loudly, cutting off Sakura, the person who talked before her.

"Dude, that sounded so messed up right now," Anko concluded when everyone's voices overlapped each other. "But you all have no choice. Your parents and guardians want an education for all of you and they want your education done in your birthplace, so we will send you off to Konoha's Renowned Academy of Prestigiousness."

"Anko, is this another joke, cuz we ain't laughing," Sakura growled.

"NO I am not joking," Anko sighed, "Guys I don't want to move too, but it's you parents decision, besides, you won't stay famous forever."

"Hmm, Anko does have point there," Shinju mused, "I don't think we'll be rock stars forever guys, I mean we do need an education."

"Yeah Shinju-chan is right and… wait a minute did you say Academy!" Tenten yelled in disbelief.

"Uh, yeah," Anko said sheepishly. "And the famous all-boy band Kyuubi is going to be there! And they're your neighbors

"Oh great we're going to an academy, and it has a stuck-up playboy all-boy band in it! That is just what I want!" Temari grumbled. "Wait a minute, they're going to be our neighbors!? And we're gong to a place called KRAP too huh?!"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Screw this all to hel-… wait a minute does this gay-ass academy really spell KRAP?!"

"Looks like it," Anko answered

Everyone started laughing. KRAP! Their school spelled KRAP! Soon they were rolling on the floor laughing. What next, a college called SHIT?!

"I-is th-the a-academy a p-private o-one?" Hinata laughed trying to switch the subject so they wouldn't die laughing their asses off.

"Yuppies! Good guess Hina-chan," Anko said panted, out of breathe from all the rolling and laughing..

"Private!? Ah hell! Great, it's going to be full of snobbish sluts and stuck-up bitches who never lifted a finger in their life and just use up their parents' money!" Shinju muttered when she stopped laughing. Than she gasped, "NOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone stared at her in amazement and stopped laughing. Usually Shinju was the calm one, so why was she spazzing out?

"Ano, Shin-kun, what's wrong," Gin asked.

"What's wrong? There's going to be stuck-up slutty bitches and I've already dealt with enough of them to last me a lifetime!" Shinju yelled, "I've been to a private academy once and it was horrible. Half the girl population though I was an effeminate, hard-to-get guy cause I decided to bind my chest and wear my wig all the time, and it was horrible! And when I took off the binding and wig the girls who asked me to 'do it' started setting death traps. After that half the male population decided that the 'hot-shot-new-kid-I-have-to-kill-cause-he-stole-all-the-hot-brainless-girls' was actually a girl, and one that was hot, started being perverts! I WILL NOT GO BACK TO A PRIVATE ACADEMY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NO MATTER WHAT!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ANKO?!"

…. …. … O.o …. ….

"Exactly," Shinju said looking like a frightened animal, "I will never go back to an Academy, especially if it's a private one!"

"Ur…Um well that's going to be a phobia you have to get over, but come on Shinju you have to co…" Anko was caught off by the evil and icy glare of Shinju

"Make me and I make sure you die slooowly and painfuuully," Shinju spat out.

Anko laughed nervously reminding herself, 'Never ever decide to become the manger of a girl who is emotionally traumatized of going to a private academy, I might lose my life'.

"Oh, Shin-kun," Gin said bursted out tearfully, "I'm so sorry I didn't know that you had such a troubled past about academies, but if that happened to you than that can happen to Hina-chan, Ten-chan, Saku-chan, and Temari-chan."

"…Maybe," Shinju said doubtfully.

"I'll give you my homemade chocolate chip cookies," Gin suggested.

"I'm in than, I mean I don't want everyone else to be traumatized like me," Shinju agreed quickly at the mention of Gin's homemade chocolate chip cookies.

Everyone twitched. Shinju starred at them, "What, her chocolate chip cookies are to die for!"

"Well it's official," Sakura says dryly, "I hate surprises now."

The Mercies Angels all agreed. And they momentarily forgot about the boy band Kyuubi, for now.

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- Meanwhile in Konoha, Japan

In a suite hotel room five boys were lounging about. Four of them were part of the hot boy band Kyuubi, and these boys were Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Hyuuga Neji. The last person was an old friend of there's. He was Subaku no Gaara, the Fifth Kazekage of the Land of Waves. The five were conversing…er I mean arguing…no they were sleeping, no that's Shikamaru…They were being emo, no Sasuke just yelled at Naruto…O.o… ok how about they were being, oh I don't know, CHAOTIC!?

"DAMN IT TEME! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" Naruto shouted at the said Chicken-ass teme.

"YES YOU ARE DOBE! YOU JUST ATE MY LAST TOMATO, AND IT WAS IN A BOWL THAT CLEARLY HAD THE UCHIHA SMYBOL ON IT!" Sasuke yelled….defending his…tomatoes?

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THEY'RE JUST TOMATOES! GET OVER IT YOU NINNY!" Naruto shouted tackling Sasuke to the ground.

"THEY WERE MY TOMATOES BAKA!" Sasuke yelled back and the two started to fight once again.

"Yawn Mendokusai…" Shikamaru muttered under his breathe before falling asleep.

"Hn, this is illogical and stupid," Neji murmured.

Gaara just stayed silent, but you could see a faint trace of amusement in his eyes. At that moment Hatake Kakashi, their manager, not Gaara's manager, arrived.

"Yo," Kakashi said in his normal greeting smiling at everyone… Well it looked like he was smiling. It is kinda hard to tell if a person is wearing a mask and covers his eye with a cool looking eye-patch you know!

"YAAAURGH!" Naruto gave out a war cry and jumped. But Sasuke dodged in time and Naruto smacked his head against the wall.

The noise effectively made Shikamaru wake up, made Kakashi to smile, and caused Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara to smirk, amused.

"Hn, I win dobe, AND APOLOGIZE FOR EATING MY LAST TOMATO!" Sasuke said pissed off.

"GOD DAMN IT SASUKE-TEME, GROW UP IT WAS JUST A FRICKIN TOMATO YOU COULD BUT AT THE SUPERMARKET!" Naruto yelled rubbing his aching head.

"OH YEAH, WHAT IF I STOLE AND ATE YOUR OH SO PRECIOUS RAMEN!" Sasuke glared.

Naruto gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"

Sasuke smirked evilly, "I would."

Before another fight issued, Kakashi stopped both of them. He grabbed them by their collar and stopped before another lawsuit and complaint came up.

"Now, now you guys. You are fighting over food that you can get anytime now, and it's not like you don't have the…" Kakashi had to stop for Sasuke and Naruto were pulling each other's faces off and OUCH! did it look like it hurt!

"Stop fighting," Naruto and Sasuke immediately stopped when they heard the tone Kakashi used. It was the I-will-throw-both-your-ramen-and-tomatoes-out-and-then-force-you-to-practice-all-of-your-songs-100 times voice. (Man this was long…)

Sasuke and Naruto gulped in fear when they heard this tone. "H-hai"

Smiling Kakashi let go of them, "Good!"

Everyone twitched. Um… bi-polar much?!

"Why are you here Kakashi? It's still 1 o'clock in the afternoon," Sasuke pointed out.

"Hey, Teme is right! Your usually not here until like 10 at night Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said.

"yawn…Mendokusai, to tired to ask," Shikamaru muttered close to falling asleep again.

Our two silent friends stayed, well, silent. I mean, do they ever talk? Well they do, but still, they're too quiet!

"Ah, about that! I got a letter from an old friend of mine. She said her band is going to Konoha and their going to be out neighbors," Kakashi said happily as he took out his perverted orange book that is entitle Icha Icha Paradise.

"Hn!" the three silent/emo-ish people looked slightly surprised.

"WHA…?! ANOTHER BAND!? NO WAY, DATTEBYO!" Naruto yelled in disbelief.

"Sigh Mendokusai…" Shikamaru sighed out.

"Mmhmm, they're that popular band called the Mercies Angels," Kakashi answered absently as he read his book.

"What?!" This grabbed everyone's attentions. The Mercies Angels had only started out a year and a half ago, but already their concert tickets, music videos, CDs, downloads, and the works were selling like hot-cakes! Kyuubi and the Mercies Angels were the hottest band out their, nation-wide, and these bands had one of the largest fan bases. They were almost like rival bands. They even had similar music themes!

"Great, more overly-annoying fangirls," Sasuke muttered.

"Hn, destiny had decided to put us together," Neji grunted.

"Oooh, I wanna meet them!" Naruto said cheerfully.

"Sigh/Yawn… Great, even more trouble…Mendokusai," Shikamaru said.

"Good," Gaara said, smiling, YES! smiling people! No, not a smirk, but a real genuine smile you can see! All the fangirls and er…fanboys would be drooling if they saw Gaara….

"Gaara! How is that good, dattebyo! I mean I know you're the Kazekage and all and you don't have to worry about rival bands, but we've known each other for a long time! So why are you saying that a rival band coming here to Konoha is good, even if I do wanna meet them…" Naruto ranted on and on and on… yeah he can talk for a while.

"Urusai," Gaara grunted and his smile turned into a frown.

Naruto turned into a crying chibi-form that had kitsune ears and nine tails, "You're so cruel Gaara!"

"Well, ignoring Naruto," Naruto was heard in the background saying, "You're so cruel Kakashi-sensei!" "Why is it good that the Mercies Angels are coming Konoha? Naruto is right, the Mercies Angels are one of our biggest rivals." Kakashi stated

"You'll found out sooner or later," was the answer of the young Kazekage.

Sighing Kakashi then said, "Oh yeah, they're going to be our neighbors. And how do your know that they're going to be fangirls Sasuke?"

"Every single women I meet is an overly-annoying fangirl," Sasuke said irked to bring back bad experiences of rabid fangirls. (Sasuke is being an egoistical Chicken-ass bastard, again)

"Oh, I also have a surprise to tell you," Kakashi said.

"Is it more bad news?" Naruto groaned out.

"No… the surprise is…no wait, my bad I already told you the surprise," Kakashi said absent-mindly.

"What is the surprise Kakashi, we might as well get over with it," Sasuke ordered.

"I already told you," Kakashi said.

"The surprise was that the Mercies Angels are coming to Konoha and that they're our neighbors," Shikamaru explained.

"Kakashi-sensei that isn't a surprise if you already told us!" Naruto shouted.

"Hai," Kakashi drawled out, still reading his perverted book.

"Gyaah! Kakashi-sensei because I of you I officially hate your surprises!" Naruto yelled annoyed that his sensei was ignoring him.

"Idiot," his friends said in unison.

"HEY! WHAT DIDGYA CALL ME!?" Naruto shouted. But silently everyone agreed with Naruto, they really did hate Kakashi's 'surprises'.

DONE!! I have completed the second Chapter! Yaaay! Hands myself a kunai

Naruto- Why a kunai, isn't it suppose to be a cookies?

Shinju- Yeah, but I just love to stab things! And I love blood! Kyaaaah!X3

Naruto-…O.o…why do I always get the insane bloody authors!? Why Kami-sama, why!

Shinju- Hey I'm only slightly insane!

Naruto- Riiight! Not! (thinking)

Hajimemashite minna- Means hello everyone, Hajimemashite means hello/good evening-ish greeting. Minna means everyone.

Kyuubi- a Kitsune and youkai who has nine tails, and is a source of mass power. It is the strongest Kistune there is and is worshipped, at times, as a god. She, often referred to a she, is the goddess of destruction and fire.

Shishou- means master, literally.

Ano- means um, literally.

Uzumaki, Uchiha, Nara, Hyuuga, Subaku no- In Japan the last name goes first instead of the last name. So the surname goes first. Why? That's just the Japanese way.

Teme- means bastard, literally. Naruto calls Saske this all the time.

Dobe- An idiot. I think Sasuke calls Naruto this in the English animation or manga correct me if I'm wrong.

Tomatoes- Well I don't know if this is solely Fanfiction made or if Kishimoto actually made Sasuke like this, but people believe that Sasuke's favorite food is tomatoes.

Uchiha Symbol- The Uchiha's put their symbol, a white and red fan, on their belongings. Or so it seems….

Mendokusai- Shikamaru's favorite catch-phrase. It literally means Troublesome.

Sensei- a suffix that means teacher. They use this suffix for teachers, novelists, writhers, authors, or teachers of arts, like drawing, painting, calligraphy, ect.

Urusai- means shut up or be quiet, literally.

Icha Icha Paradise- a supposed perverted orange book the great Jiraiya, aka Ero Sennin. It literally means Come Come Paradise. Kakashi is a huge fan.

Kitsune- young foxes, us Americans call them cubs, Kitsune literally means baby fox, but they are also referred to as young fox youkai.

Nine- refer to Kyuubi.

Youkai- demons, or demonic spirits, etc.

Ero Sennin- Pervy Sage, Naruto's nickname for Jiraiya.

Ja ne- means good bye, literally. Can use the word Ja, which means bye, literally.

I fixed the mistakes i made! WOOT!

Will update soon! Ja ne minna!