A/N: So it started out being a one-shot, but come on! Link has to have an encounter with the please with C guy while he's a banker! lol Ok, here it is. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Me no owny Legend of Zelda. There!

Chapter 2

Link fell through time and space as the Song of Time echoed all around him. He felt his money and items fly out of his...where ever he kept his stuff. His hat? No, it didn't feel like it was coming from his hat. He didn't have pockets either...THUD!

The boy in green rubbed the back of his head. He had landed in a dark room. The sound of a large water wheel reached his ears. He had been here before. The boy stood and looked around. His eyes landed on the creepy mask man whose whole life revolved around having Link risk his life in dangerous dungeons all for the sake of having his precious mask back. For all Link cared he could just go get it from Skull Kid himself. Or fall off a cliff trying. Or better...both!

The creepy mask man didn't seem to notice him, but the boy couldn't tell for sure since the man always had his eyes closed. Link slowly crept towards the door, never taking his eyes off the man.

"Halt!" The cry seemed to slice the silence in half.

Link dared to look back at the man. His eyes were open, but he had an almost evil expression on his face.

"Get back here!" He pointed to the ground in front of him. His voice was deeper and sounded mad. The boy's legs seemed to move on their own, because before he knew it, he was standing in front of him. "Have you brought me my mask back?"

"N-not yet..." he looked away. He heard the man sigh and knew he was frustrated.

"Well, you probably want to be out of that Deku form, right?"

Link was surprised at how quickly he had jumped to the point. The boy turned his back and looked through a cheat book he used to get through the dungeons. It said he should have a long boring speech...oh well!

"Yes, please!" He hopped up and down.

Suddenly he felt a hard smack on the back of his head. He looked down at the ground to see that...HIS FACE HAD FALLEN OFF! Oh my goodness! It was one thing to see his enemies fall apart, but it was another to see himself fall apart! Wait...his face hadn't fallen off...it was a mask!

"Oh and here's the song you're supposed to learn," the mask man handed him a sheet of paper. "It takes me too long to teach people, so you can learn it yourself."

Link grabbed up the mask and song and hurried out of there.

"What a weird-o," Tatl said after they left the Clock Tower. "Now what about that song?"

"I guess I'm s'possed to learn it..." the boy said as they walked by the dog that attacked him when he was a Deku. "AAAAH! EVIL DOG!"

The dog stared up at the boy innocently as if to say, "What? I never hurt you!" But the boy continued pointing and screaming until Tatl finally rammed herself against his cheek. People had stopped what they were doing and were staring at the boy.

Link turned a bright red and rushed to the nearest exit, which happened to lead to West Clock Town.

"What was that about!" Tatl asked as she hovered in front of him.

"Demon dog!" Link panted. He held a hand over his heart as his breathing slowed.

"You're crazy..." the fairy stated. "So what if it attacked you numerous times when you were a Deku? It was your own fault most of the time..."

: Flash back :

Link crouched behind a large crate and watched the evil white dog prance about. The boy hadn't listened to Tatl's warning of how the dog hated Dekus and how he should have learned from the first time. But he hadn't learned! The boy slowly started making a spit bubble and...ready...aim...fire!

The bubble hit its target and the dog's gaze shifted to the boy. It began to growl deep in its throat and then it attacked! The boy lay helplessly on the ground and pretended to be dead. The dog leapt off him and began barking and prancing around once more.

And then there was that other time...Link really didn't want to relive that one.

: End flash back :

The boy shuddered. "I'll never look at a dog the same way..."

Tatl sighed. It was no use saying anything. He wouldn't listen anyway.

"What's that?" The boy asked quietly.

"What's...what?" The fairy questioned.

Pat, pat, pat...

"That," he replied.

Tatl listened for a moment. "You mean that patting sound?"

"Y-yes," Link was already shaking with fear, though he wasn't sure why he was afraid. "It's him!"

"Who?"

"Him!"

: Flash back :

Link had been an adult at the time. He had innocently gone to save Kikariko Village when he met him. The Please-With-C-Guy, as Link put it. Those were the first and only words he ever uttered.

Link had tried to eat his lunch in peace, but had no luck with that. He even tried to sleep, but was kept awake by the patting of the Please-With-C-Guy. He didn't know why he didn't leave until morning. Maybe he was afraid the crazy guy would attack him or something for not giving him a fish. Whatever his reason, he wasn't going to make that same mistake again. Forget getting the mask from Skull Kid! This guy was the ultimate evil that needed to be stopped!

: End flash back :

For a few moments, Tatl just hovered in front of him with the faint patting sound in the background. Finally, after staring at him for a while, she broke the silence. "You've got issues..."

"Do not!" Link countered.

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Prove it!"

"Ok, fine!"

"Go see the crazy Please-With-C-Guy."

Link gulped. "Fine!"

He walked up the sloping ground as the patting became louder and louder. He finally came into view.

"Wait! I've got a fish with me!" The boy remembered as he pulled out his bottle.

"You can't let it out-" Too late. Link had opened the bottle and dumped the fish onto the ground. It soon began flopping down the hill and out of sight.

About thirty seconds later they heard a kid shout, "Cool! A fish!"

"Now he can't beg for food," Link said proudly.

If Tatl had hands, she would have smacked her forehead. "Just go see him!"

The boy marched over to the guy and stood in front of him. Neither said anything, but the patting continued. Two whole seconds passed before Link proudly said, "See? He isn't begging for food 'cause I don't have any."

"How may I help you?" The crazy Please-With-C-Guy asked normally.

Link screamed in terror upon hearing him say something normal. "What's going on!"

"Ummm..." the Please-With-C-Guy said after recovering from the scream. "I'm a banker. I keep your money."

"That was a little obvious..." Tatl muttered.

"Oh really?" Link inquired. "I'll bet if I had that fish I just let go you'd change you're tune!"

Before the Please-With-C-Guy could reply, the boy had run down the hill to the kid who took his fish.

"Gimme that!" Link yanked the fish away from the boy and ran back up the hill. "What do you think about this!" He shoved the fish up in the banker's face.

"I think it's a dead, smelly fish," the man said. "Do you want me to keep your money or what?"

"I guess so..." Link hesitated as he set the fish on the ground again.

"All right!" The Please-With-C-Guy said and started messing with something to his left. Link didn't know what had happened to the crazy guy he met way back when. Now he was looking bad in front of Tatl. "Now I'll need to give you this stamp..."

"NOOOOO!" The boy shouted. He suddenly realized he had getting-stamps-from-an-ex-Please-With-C-Guy-phobia. "Never!"

The boy ran back down the hill leaving Tatl and the banker guy alone.

"I don't know what has gotten into him nowadays..." Tatl explained. "I've got to go get him. Link!"

The fairy flew after the boy.

Soon the little boy from down the hill passed by the banker guy.

"Please, with C...sell me something with C..." the banker guy began.

The little boy looked down in his hand to see the fresh fish he had just went to get. And so began his experience with the Please-With-C-Guy.

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A/N: So the first chapter might have been better, but anyway. This one had lots of Link OOCness. Hope you guys liked it. Please review!