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And one more thing.. ya know how I said, the next chapter will be "Write It on a Billboard"? I lied...

And now without further ado, I present to you, chapter two of "10 Ways to tell Geoff I'm Pregnant"!


Preface:

This can't be happening! I thought to myself. We're not in even married yet!

But in front of me lay three tests that scream the terrifying words of Positive. Positive. POSTIVE.

The three little tests, sitting on my bathroom sink, stare at me laughing.

These three little tests… are three tests that can change a girl's life in a matter of 15 minutes.

What will he think? Will he still love me? And the most important question of all… HOW DO I TELL HIM?!

10 Ways to Tell Geoff I'm Pregnant

#2: Take him babysitting.
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Thoughts started to stream through my head. What should I do? Would he still love me? Does Geoff even like children? And then I stopped there.

Does Geoff like children?

In the three and a half years of dating Geoff, we've never really discussed the issue of children. We really haven't even been around children. Does he like them? Does he get easily annoyed with them? Does he get hives just thinking about them?

Some men are like that. I never met my father; he was long gone when my mom first mentioned the word Baby.

I shook my head and laughed at my comparison. Geoff would never do that. He's the most caring and loving man I've ever met. Sure he can be a jack ass sometimes. Yes, he's a little brainless at times. But those are the things that make Geoff, Geoff. And that's the man I fell in love with.

But it's still good to know if really likes children, and how he acts around them.

Now how can I do that?

The faint sound of laughter came through the cracked window in the kitchen. I walked over to the window to see where the laugher was coming from.

It was my neighbor Kelly, playing with her 4-year-old daughter, Molly.

Perfect!

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-4 hours later-

Geoff's car slowly made its way up the gravel drive way. His door closed and I could hear his foot-steps edge closer and closer to the door. He finally opened the old oak door and then closed it behind him.

"Bridgette, I'm home!" He yelled, a little too loudly.

"Geoff I'm right here." I said pinching my fingers over my ear.

He looked over at me, a little surprised that I was standing right next to the door. "Oh, sorry babe, didn't see ya right there." He said as he gave me a quick peck on the lips.

"So… Geoff, I made some plans for us tonight." I declared, not sure on how to exactly tell him.

"Awesome! What are we going to do?" He asked, looking excited. I almost felt guilty to get his hopes up.

"We're going to babysit, Kelly's kid."

He looked a bit disappointed, and really confused. "Babysitting… sounds great, wait, who's Kelly?" He asked in a less enthusiastic voice.

"You know, Henry and Kelly…" he looked at me blankly, "Our neighbors." He still stared at me blankly. "The dude with the awesome car!"

"Oooohh, Henry! He has a kid? No way!" he exclaimed, becoming excited again.

"Yes, now come on!" I urged, as I grabbed his arm and hurried out the door.

It only took a couple of minutes to walk over to their house. Their house was nothing more than a beach house, but it was very beautiful. We soon approached the doorstep.

"The car is really awesome!" Geoff sang, totally mesmerized by the red, 1965 Ford Mustang Convertible.

I'll never truly understand the relationship between man and car.

I rolled my eyes, and knocked lightly on the chestnut door. To my surprise, the door opened right away.

"Bridgette!" Kelly yelled as she gave me a hug, "I'm so glad you called! Henry and I haven't gone out to dinner in years!"

Henry came out the door next, "Hey Geoff." He said.

"Hey man!" Geoff said enthusiastic as ever. The two of them quickly got in a conversation about Henry's car.

"No problem Kelly. You're actually doing me a favor." I said, in a quiet voice.

"Once again, congratulations!" She squealed, but then quickly covered her mouth, "Oops…" She whispered.

I giggled, "Thanks, I'm really excited! So where's your little angel?"

"Oh, she's in the living room watching SpongeBob, she's really excited to see you two! Ever since you called, she's been asking 'When Auntie Bridgette coming?' And a little heads-up, she likes calling you Auntie, and insists on calling Geoff, Geoffie." She explained with a warm smile.

"Awh, that so cute!" I exclaimed, "So do you have rules we need to follow?"

She took a second to think about it, "Oh yeah! Okay, she usually has dinner around 5:30-ish, bed time is strictly at 8:00. She'll probably try to coax you into letting her stay up later, don't fall for it. For Dinner, there is a box of Macaroni and cheese on the counter; she could live off of that stuff! And on the fridge, I have my cell phone number, along with the number of the restaurant, and her doctor's number if something were to come up." She explained very quickly.

I nodded my head. "Okay, seems easy enough! Have a good time you two!" I waved, as Henry and Kelly ran to the mustang.

"Good luck!" She yelled, as they pulled out the driveway.

That made me wonder… did she mean good luck with telling Geoff, or… good luck babysitting? Oh well!

Geoff and I made our way through the door and then walked into the living room, where Molly sat on the tan loveseat, staring at the TV. She quickly looked over to us and her face lit up.

"Auntie Bridgette, Geoffie, you're here!" She screamed in excitement, as she ran over to us.

"Hey sweetie! It's good to see you!" I said, in a sweet voice, lightly hugging her.

"Uh, hey Molly!" Geoff greeted.

"Geoffie!" She yelled, and threw herself at the non-expecting Geoff, causing him to fall over.

I went over to help Geoff up, and he looked at me with big eyes, "Whoa, she's strong for a 4-year-old."

"So, Molly, what do want to do?" I asked.

She took a second to think, and then her eyes go big and ran to her room. Geoff and I looked at each other, wondering what she was doing.

A few seconds later, she came back, holding three Barbie dolls. "Let's play Barbie's! Auntie Bridgette you can be her." She handed me a Barbie Doll that had blonde hair, and was wearing a blue dress. "Geoffie, you can be him." She handed Geoff a Ken Doll that was coincidentally wearing a cowboy hat with blue swimming trunks. "And I'll be her!" She held up the final doll that had brown hair, and was wearing a green dress.

"Okay, sounds like fun, doesn't it Geoff?" I said, giving him a smug look.

"Ha-ha… yeah, lots of fun!" He replied, giving me "The Look".

Molly cleared her throat, to try to get our attention. She held up her doll next to mine. "Hello, my names Molly! What's yours?"

"I'm Bridgette, hi Molly!" Ah, this brings back so many memories. When I was her age, some of my best friends were Barbie Dolls.

"And who are you?" Molly asked, I mean, her doll asked Geoff.

"Uh, hey dudette, I'm Geoff!" He said with a lower voice than usual. Awh, he's playing along! That's so sweet!

"Huh! How dare you call a lady that?" She gasped at Geoff's doll.

"I mean... Hello Lady?" Geoff replied, he seemed a little panicked.

"Much better!" She yelled, emphasizing on the Much. "Now, who wants to have a tea party?"

-One Hour Later-

An hour later, Molly decided she was done playing Barbie's, which gave me a chance to look at the clock. It was already 5:45, time for dinner!

"Who's ready for some dinner?" I yelled.

Molly came back running from room shouting, "I am, I am!" Geoff was trudging behind her, he look relived, that Barbie time was over.

Half way through playing with the dolls, Molly made Geoff switch to a girl doll, making him talk in a high-pitched voice. Now that was hilarious!

I set out the plate of Pokémon shaped macaroni on the table, along with a sippie-cup full of apple juice. Molly came in the kitchen holding Geoff's hand. We sat her at the table and she ate the macaroni and cheese with a big smile on her face.

15 minutes later, she was all finished with her food.

"I know what we can do next!" She exclaimed.

"And what's that Molly?" I asked.

"Let's have a… Fashion Show!" Her eyes sparkled in delight. Geoff looked at me with a scared look on his face.

"That's a great Idea! We can dress up for Geoff." Geoff mouthed the word Thank-you to me.

Molly looked at me with a devilish grin, "I have a better idea, me and Geoffie will dress up for you!"

Molly tugged at Geoff's arm, as she dragged him into her room. Geoff looked at me with a face that begged for help.

I almost felt sorry for him. But then again… this is going to be hilarious! I wish I would have brought my camera.

I decided to drape some random sheets around the hallway, to make it look like a Runway. And then I grabbed a chair, and sat myself right in front of the hallway.

The door to Molly's room opened, and Molly came out wearing a Cinderella costume over her clothes. She was also wearing high-heels and a silver crown. She slowly made her way down the hallway, moving her hips back and forth like a real model.

She paused in front of me, waved, and then doing other crazy poses.

"Now presenting… Geoffina!" She announced, looking back down the hallway. No one walked through the door. "I said, NOW PRESENTING GEOFFINA!" She yelled once more.

But again, Geoff didn't walk through the door. Molly went running back into her room, and came back dragging Geoff. She quickly ran over to me, leaving Geoff stranded.

In all my life, I have never seen anything more hilarious than this.

Geoff stood there wearing a pink crown, instead of his cowboy hat. Around his waist, there was a frilly pink tutu. On his back, lay purple and white fairy wings. For shoes, he was wearing silver high-heels. And the best part… on his face, there was poorly done make-up.

I couldn't control my laughter, as he walked awkwardly down the hallway, almost tripping over the heels.

"Doesn't he look pretty?" Molly asked.

"I've… never…seen… anything more… beautiful… in my Life!" I said between laughs. "I only wished I had my camera!" Geoff gave me the "death" glare.

By now, I was rolling around on the floor in laughter. Molly started laughing along with me.

"You look like Heather, after LeShawna locked her in the freezer!" I laughed again.

"Ha-ha, really funny you guys!" Geoff yelled in a sarcastic tone, as he walked into the bathroom to clean the make-up off his face.

"Come on Molly; let's leave Geoffie alone, while he admires himself in the mirror." I said taking her hand. We began cleaning up the hallway.

-One hour later-

About an hour later, we had the hallway cleaned up, along with Molly's room. Geoff returned to his normal looking self, although he was still a little sour at me for laughing so hard.

I looked at the time, and it was already a little after eight.

"Molly, it's time for bed!" I announced.

"But I don't want to go to bed yet!"

"I'm sorry Molly, but you know the rules. And we don't want your mommy and daddy to get mad at us for letting you stay up too late." I reasoned with her.

She looked at me for a couple seconds, and then sighed, "Okay…"

I helped Molly get into her pajamas, and then Geoff and I tucked her in. "Good night Molly." I said whispered.

"Good night Molls," Geoff whispered as well.

"Wait, I can't go to bed without a bed time story!" She pleaded.

"I don't know, your mom told me you would do anything to stay up later."

"Plllleeeaaasseee!" she begged, giving me the ever-so-famous "puppy dog" eyes.

"Yeah Bridgette, Pleeaasee!" Geoff said, mimicking Molly's face.

"Okay, but just one story." I instructed. It's too hard to resist the puppy dog eyes!

"Yay!" Molly exclaimed.

"Once upon a time, lived a—"

Molly interrupted me, "Wait! I don't want just any bed time story, I want one about a princess and a prince… and I want Geoff to tell it!"

Uh oh… Geoff isn't exactly the best story teller.

"Uh…okay." Geoff staggered. "Once upon a time… lived a beautiful princess, named Bridgette." Molly looked at me with excited eyes, I blushed a little, "Seriously, that girl was the hottest of the land! One day, this one peasant dude, named Geoff, saw the princess and fell in love. When Geoff went to the princess's father, uh… King Chris, he was all like 'Dude, you can't like marry my daughter!' And to make sure, the Princess wouldn't run away with Geoff, the King locked Princess Bridgette in a humungo tower that was being guarded by a big, scary, fire breathing Dragon!"

Molly gasped. Geoff continued on, "Geoff was all like, 'No way dude, you can't do that!' so Geoff went to the tower to save Princess Bridgette. It was a long, torturous journey to the tower. When Geoff finally got there, the huge dragon was there and looked madder than ever! But no dragon was a match for Geoff the awesome, and he slays the dragon with one swipe of his sword. "

Molly started clapping her hands. "Any ways, Geoff climbed the tower to save the princess, and when he finally reached the top, the princess was all like, 'you saved me!' and gave Geoff a big kiss. And they lived happily ever after, the end!"

Molly clapped her hands in delight. "Yay! Go Geoffie!"

"Okay, I think it's time for someone to go to bed." I said

"But I'm not tired yet…" She argued, but was stopped by a big yawn. She laid her head on the pillow and went to sleep.

Geoff and I both sighed in relief. We walked out of the room, and into the living room. Suddenly, the front door opened, and Henry and Kelly walked in.

"Geoff, Bridgette! How did it go?" Kelly asked.

"She was a perfect little angel." Which the truth was basically. "Did you two enjoy yourself?"

"Yes we had a marvelous time, thank you," Henry said. He then looked at Geoff and raised an eyebrow, "Geoff, are you wearing lipstick?"

I looked at Geoff, and there still was a little bit of bright red lipstick on his lips. "Long story," I said.

"Very long story," Geoff agreed.

"Okay then."

'Well, I guess it's time for us to go." I said.

"Thanks again! Come again soon!" Kelly thanked.

-Walking Home-

I took Geoff's hand as we walked back to our house. "You did pretty great tonight, Geoff."

"Yeah, she's a great kid," he said, a little embarrassed. "You know, one day, I wouldn't mind having a kid like her."

Well, Bridgette, if you're going to tell him Bridgette, now's the perfect chance! I said to myself.

"Well, Geoff… what if I were to say, one day would be in nine months." Hopefully he'll catch on.

He didn't say anything for a couple seconds, trying to figure out what I meant. "What do you mean, Bridge?"

"I mean Geoff… I'm Pregnant… we're having a baby!" Oh god, oh god, oh god!

Geoff took my shoulders and moved me in front of him. He stared at me in amazement. "You mean… I'm going to be a father?"

"Well, if you were to ask me that two hours ago, I would say, no, you're going to be mom." I paused for a few seconds, and smiled at what I said, "But yeah, Geoff, You're going to be a father!"

Geoff blinked a couple times and then smiled. He embraced me in a hug, "That's great, Bridgette!" He then kissed me softly.

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Okay, Chapter 2 finished! I think this one was WAY better than the first chapter, I hope you think so too!

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