Author's note and Disclaimer = remember, I do not own One Piece, or any other Parodies on this series. Also, it seems a certain "someone" told me to rewrite my last chapter and post it AGAIN. Apparently, for you idiots who don't know, I was there when it happened, but was unable to hear what he was saying due to the fact that I was sleeping the whole time, therefore, ignoring his review. Anyway, that takes Luffy out of the Disclaimer. Fortunately, since he said I couldn't talk with imaginary character's I am indeed able to talk to real people(imaginarily talking to them, if you know what I mean), so here is, the one and only, Dan Green! Hi Dan
Dan- Hi RubberMan.
RM- so he will be replacing Luffy for a few episodes. So, without further ado, here is Chapter 2!
Notes:
Talking
Thinking
(RM aka RubberMan)
-- official beginning of the chapter
Luffy- In today's episode-
Yami- let me say it. It's MY joke.
Luffy- Sure
Yami- In tonight's chapter, and probably all the other chapters from now on, Monkey D. Luffy will be played by Dan Green, which is me.
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Alvida- Hey Kody!
Koby- It's Koby!
Alvida- Fine, what ever, Cody. I need you to steal some treasure from the ship we are gonna savage, er, invade.
Koby- Fine.
(meanwhile on the ship that they are gonna invade)
Nami- Hmm…something doesn't seem right..
Stranger- May I take this dance, m'am?
Nami- no thanks. Ugh. Now I know what seems wrong. He smells, yuck!
Sailor 1- Hey, there seems to be a barrel of beer over there.
Sailor 2- I know! Let's catch it so we can get drunk. Then, We'll be fired and off we go to paradise!
Sailor 1- Good Idea! Here I go! Grappling hook, go!
(he misses)
Sailor1- Aw maan!
Sailor 2- Nice try, amateur.
Sailor 1- I just need practice.
Sailor 2- Practice Shmactice. I know a better way.
Sailor 1- really? What do we do?
Sailor 2- I use my TELEKINESIS POWERS!
(8 minutes later, and Legend of Zelda's treasure finder, or something of the sort, plays)
Sailor 2- see? I told u it worked!
Sailor 1- good thinking Sailor 2! By the way, what's your name?
(Sailor 3 spots a Pirate ship. Alvida's ship, obviously)
Sailor 3- Oh MY GOD! Pirates!
Sailor 1- Of the Caribbean!?
Sailor 3- No, just the Alvida Pirates.
Sailor 1- DANG IT! I wanted to meet Jack Sparrow! Or is it Jack Swallow? Dang it! Ever since I've watched Epic Movie, I could neve tell the difference between Sparrow and Swallow. I'm not sure if it's even Sparrow. It COULD be Swallow. Or maybe it's Skellington.
Sailor 2- The Alvida Pirates don't matter to the series. So it's ok to not tell everyone else. After all, "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
Alvida- RAID THE PIRATE SHIP!
Sailor 2- d'oh!
Captain of the ship who has yet to be named- Hold on tight, passengers! I'm sure it's nothing. Now let me go to safety while I let you guys die.
Passenger 1- You can't do that, that's against the rules!
Captain- Screw the Rules, I have-
Seto Kaiba- don't even THINK about finishing that line. The whole Abridged Universe knows that that line belongs to ME!
Captain- Fine. Have it your way.
Alvida- Koby, steal some treasure.
Koby- No-
(Alvida kicks him to the ship)
Alvida- STEAL SOME TREASURE NOW!
Koby- Yes m'am.
(Aboard the S.S. Loser, as in the ship that always gets repaired because of it's bad luck, Koby finds a barrel full of Monkey, and music from Mario vs. Donkey Kong plays)
Pirate 1- Hi Koby, what's in there?
Koby- I don't know.
Pirate 2- Lier, Lier, pants on fire!
Pirate 1- give it to me, I'll open it. It's probably beer anyway.
Pirate 2- What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Luffy- NYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(and punches Pirate 1)
Pirate 2- OH MY GOD! A MONKEY! ON THE OCEAN!
Pirate 3- let's get him, he knocked out Pirate 1. by the way, what was his name?
(Luffy Punches both the Pirates)
Luffy- that's Monkey D. LUFFY to you!
Koby- he was reffering to Pirate 1.
Luffy- Oh. Ok. Let's go on the Poop Deck, so I can Poop. I haven't pooped in 8 days.
Koby- Ewwww. No wonder the barrel smealt soooo bad!
(on the Poop deck)
Alvida- hmm? Who are you?
Luffy- I'm the man who will become King of All Abridgers! Even more popular than LittleKuriboh, MasakoX, and TeamDattebayo!
Alvida- Uh oh!
(Luffy Punches Alvida)
Alvida- Nooo. Pirate Alvida's balsting off again!.........*twinkle*
Luffy- hurry, find a boat!
(they find a boat)
Luffy- Oh My God! Nami, I found u already! Wanna join my crew?
Nami- not yet.
Koby- so where to now?
Luffy- Marine Base on So-and-so Island.
Koby- the island where Zolo is at?
Luffy- Yup. And his name's Zoro, not Zolo.
Koby- ok.
RM- so, there's chapter 2. Hope u guys liked it. Review plz. By the Way, if u r gonna review something critically bad, then don't review at all.
Review Plz!
