Author's note and Disclaimer = remember, I do not own One Piece, or any other Parodies on this series. Also, it seems a certain "someone" told me to rewrite my last chapter and post it AGAIN. Apparently, for you idiots who don't know, I was there when it happened, but was unable to hear what he was saying due to the fact that I was sleeping the whole time, therefore, ignoring his review. Anyway, that takes Luffy out of the Disclaimer. Fortunately, since he said I couldn't talk with imaginary character's I am indeed able to talk to real people(imaginarily talking to them, if you know what I mean), so here is, the one and only, Dan Green! Hi Dan

Dan- Hi RubberMan.

RM- so he will be replacing Luffy for a few episodes. So, without further ado, here is Chapter 2!

Notes:

Talking

Thinking

(RM aka RubberMan)

-- official beginning of the chapter

Luffy- In today's episode-

Yami- let me say it. It's MY joke.

Luffy- Sure

Yami- In tonight's chapter, and probably all the other chapters from now on, Monkey D. Luffy will be played by Dan Green, which is me.

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Alvida- Hey Kody!

Koby- It's Koby!

Alvida- Fine, what ever, Cody. I need you to steal some treasure from the ship we are gonna savage, er, invade.

Koby- Fine.

(meanwhile on the ship that they are gonna invade)

Nami- Hmm…something doesn't seem right..

Stranger- May I take this dance, m'am?

Nami- no thanks. Ugh. Now I know what seems wrong. He smells, yuck!

Sailor 1- Hey, there seems to be a barrel of beer over there.

Sailor 2- I know! Let's catch it so we can get drunk. Then, We'll be fired and off we go to paradise!

Sailor 1- Good Idea! Here I go! Grappling hook, go!

(he misses)

Sailor1- Aw maan!

Sailor 2- Nice try, amateur.

Sailor 1- I just need practice.

Sailor 2- Practice Shmactice. I know a better way.

Sailor 1- really? What do we do?

Sailor 2- I use my TELEKINESIS POWERS!

(8 minutes later, and Legend of Zelda's treasure finder, or something of the sort, plays)

Sailor 2- see? I told u it worked!

Sailor 1- good thinking Sailor 2! By the way, what's your name?

(Sailor 3 spots a Pirate ship. Alvida's ship, obviously)

Sailor 3- Oh MY GOD! Pirates!

Sailor 1- Of the Caribbean!?

Sailor 3- No, just the Alvida Pirates.

Sailor 1- DANG IT! I wanted to meet Jack Sparrow! Or is it Jack Swallow? Dang it! Ever since I've watched Epic Movie, I could neve tell the difference between Sparrow and Swallow. I'm not sure if it's even Sparrow. It COULD be Swallow. Or maybe it's Skellington.

Sailor 2- The Alvida Pirates don't matter to the series. So it's ok to not tell everyone else. After all, "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

Alvida- RAID THE PIRATE SHIP!

Sailor 2- d'oh!

Captain of the ship who has yet to be named- Hold on tight, passengers! I'm sure it's nothing. Now let me go to safety while I let you guys die.

Passenger 1- You can't do that, that's against the rules!

Captain- Screw the Rules, I have-

Seto Kaiba- don't even THINK about finishing that line. The whole Abridged Universe knows that that line belongs to ME!

Captain- Fine. Have it your way.

Alvida- Koby, steal some treasure.

Koby- No-

(Alvida kicks him to the ship)

Alvida- STEAL SOME TREASURE NOW!

Koby- Yes m'am.

(Aboard the S.S. Loser, as in the ship that always gets repaired because of it's bad luck, Koby finds a barrel full of Monkey, and music from Mario vs. Donkey Kong plays)

Pirate 1- Hi Koby, what's in there?

Koby- I don't know.

Pirate 2- Lier, Lier, pants on fire!

Pirate 1- give it to me, I'll open it. It's probably beer anyway.

Pirate 2- What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Luffy- NYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(and punches Pirate 1)

Pirate 2- OH MY GOD! A MONKEY! ON THE OCEAN!

Pirate 3- let's get him, he knocked out Pirate 1. by the way, what was his name?

(Luffy Punches both the Pirates)

Luffy- that's Monkey D. LUFFY to you!

Koby- he was reffering to Pirate 1.

Luffy- Oh. Ok. Let's go on the Poop Deck, so I can Poop. I haven't pooped in 8 days.

Koby- Ewwww. No wonder the barrel smealt soooo bad!

(on the Poop deck)

Alvida- hmm? Who are you?

Luffy- I'm the man who will become King of All Abridgers! Even more popular than LittleKuriboh, MasakoX, and TeamDattebayo!

Alvida- Uh oh!

(Luffy Punches Alvida)

Alvida- Nooo. Pirate Alvida's balsting off again!.........*twinkle*

Luffy- hurry, find a boat!

(they find a boat)

Luffy- Oh My God! Nami, I found u already! Wanna join my crew?

Nami- not yet.

Koby- so where to now?

Luffy- Marine Base on So-and-so Island.

Koby- the island where Zolo is at?

Luffy- Yup. And his name's Zoro, not Zolo.

Koby- ok.

RM- so, there's chapter 2. Hope u guys liked it. Review plz. By the Way, if u r gonna review something critically bad, then don't review at all.

Review Plz!