"My One And Only Love"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I for once, do not own Phineas and Ferb whatsoever. I actually discovered a pairing that I really like on the show and I was just urging to do a short multi-chapter story based on two of the characters from the show itself, which is Monty Monogram (which is Major Monogram's son) and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (which is Dr. Doofenshmirtz's daughter). I hope everyone of you is impressed! Anyway, here's the story and it may include major Monty/Vanessa fluff later in the chapters, so enjoy! WINNING!


Chapter 2

Monty finally went inside of his limo where he saw his good friend and partner Perry The Platypus a.k.a. Agent P right by the wheel.

"So I see you did the fake sickness routine." Monty said to Perry with a smile, "Nice job."

In response, Perry chattered to him in a way that said "Thank you".

"Drive us to Doofenshmirtz's place, Agent P." Monty said right to him as he felt relaxed in his seat. Perry nodded in response as he managed to drive away from the headquarters. Imagine of all the things that Monty was gonna share with the one girl that he loved. It was clear that this relationship that he had with Vanessa was pretty much alike from what Romeo & Juliet shared back. This was pretty much a modern-day version from their standpoint. And Monty couldn't been more proud of it either way.

Meanwhile, back outside Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Vanessa, with her flowing yet sparkling black dress, opened up a compact mirror she brought with her for this special occasion. And to enhance the night, she started putting on her favorite cherry-vanilla lipstick, just in case if her moment with her date was gonna be so much special. She puckered up a bit, making those lips of her just so sweet and tasty.

"You're definitely gonna get him tonight..." Vanessa said right to her image in the compact mirror as she could hear a limo pull right up to where she was standing.

The daughter of Dr. Doofenshmirtz then saw Agent P or Perry step out of the driver's seat and and started to open the door for Vanessa, so that she could get inside the limo.

"Ohh, thanks Perry. I appreciate you being the driver for us." Vanessa smiled right to Perry as he nodded 'thank you' right to her.

And as Vanessa finally got inside, she was smiling a lot brighter when she saw her date Monty looking very sharp dressed and sitting right next to her.

"I knew you show up." Monty spoke to her with such an interesting tone of voice, but he noticed the jacket Vanessa was wearing with that excellent dress. No offense, it was pretty much a poor fashion choice. "Um, did you forget something?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, my father made me wear this because he's worried that I might get cold. I'll take it off." Vanessa replied nicely as she decided to tease her date flirtfully by slowly taking off her jacket and showing her those bare, yet smooth shoulders just like the vixen she was. her voice then started to purr very seductively, "You like...?"

"Heh, that's the way I like it." Monty chuckled a bit as Agent P finally started to drive the couple to their first destination. Agent P then adjusted his mirror a bit as he saw Monty's arm just wrap around Vanessa shoulder just for a little bit of cuddling.

"Wow, I hate to admit it, but you look really warm." Vanessa said right to him with such optimism. "You really sure you're not running a fever?"

"No, I'm not running a fever. I guess us Monogram men always have a fuzzy feeling when it comes to women." Monty replied as he rubbed his own neck and letting out a very shy blush, "We couldn't help but being so smitten by women. I think you make me blush a lot when it comes to you."

"Oh you..." Vanessa laughed a bit as she too blushed a bit nervously, yet lovingly.

As Monty and Vanessa were still enjoying their comfortable ride together thanks to Agent P, back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was still killing time from writing plans for the Freezi-nator as he just flipping channels on the TV. He looked a little bit annoyed that there was not one thing decent on.

"Aggggh... this is useless. There's nothing on but chick flicks and sad sob stories. What a depressing movie channel somebody made." Doof said feeling a bit disgusted, but realized that the logo for the "Depressing Movie Channel" had shown up on the lower left corner of the TV screen. He was a bit surprised, "Well, I'll be darned. It does actually say 'Depressing Movie Channel'." And then, he took the time to look up as if he was talking to God itself, "Good one..."

And then, a bit of growling sounded right inside Doof's stomach, indicating that he felt a bit hungry to be exact.

"Ahhhhhh, there goes my stomach again. I'll see what's good in the fridge. Odds are I'll starve..." Doofenshmirtz sighed depressingly as he went right inside the fridge and looked for some good food to eat. Unfortunately, the rest of the food looked a little spoiled and rotten, knowing that Doofenshmirtz kept the already eaten food way too long. "Geez, I gotta learn how to eat my food early than to leave it rotten. I'll guess I'll do more shopping in the morning, then..."

All that was in the fridge was pretty much a half-eaten sandwich that was spoiled, alongside spoiled strawberries, spoiled pepper jack cheese, moldy spaghetti, and spoiled french bread. But luckily, there also seemed to be an amount of liquids, which was none other than instant breakfast drinks, Lipton Iced Tea and Pink Lemonade. I guess something to drink oughtta do for now.

"Fine, I'll guess I'll just dine on instant breakfast drinks!" Doofenshmirtz sighed aggressively, "It's not like I'll die of hunger, which isn't my fault because I look like I mal-nourish myself."

Doofenshmirtz then closed the fridge with a pack of chocolate breakfast drinks in his hand as he went back to his television. He popped open the drink and started chugging it down like a drunken hobo. Just feeling the chocolate liquid slosh inside around the evil genius. He then started to flip channels once again as he finally stopped to watch a family sitcom. At least it was a little depressing to watch chick flicks just to kill time.

"Well, at least this won't make me fall asleep..." Doofenshmirtz scowled to the television as the TV father and daughter started talking inside the idiot box. This looked very much like a heart-warming family moment.

"I just want you to know that no matter what happens, I'm always gonna look out for you. You're no longer my little girl. You're a woman now. And I will support everything you do." The TV father said right to the pretty daughter.

"Oh, Daddy... I love you so much!" The TV daughter said in response as she hugged her father, which let out an 'Awwww' from the studio audience.

"The feeling is not mutual." Doofenshmirtz said, being annoyed by that little family moment on the TV. That made him change the channel literally. This time, the channel was displaying a nature show which saw a girl zebra just separating from an adult zebra.

"Sometimes, the daddy zebra must learn to let go from her little one so that she can explore the world itself. It's pretty much a part of the adolescent life."

"Okay, I'm just being a bit paranoid." Doofenshmirtz replied as he changed the channel once again, but this time, all he could hear was a sports announcer's voice. "This better not be anything crappy."

"Welcome to the 1st annual Father/Daughter Bowling Tournament sponsored by Prissy Kitty Kat Litter!"

"Yep. This is crappy." Doofenshmirtz scowled once again as he now started to turn off the TV. It was just him, those instant breakfast drinks and total darkness once again. After a few drinks, his mind started to talk to him once again, "That's alright, I don't need TV. It's just me and my instant breakfast drinks. Nothing's gonna come between me and my drinks."

After a few more drinks, his mind suddenly hit Doofenshmirtz like a fastball. He could remember those crappy programs that he was watching. It definitely reminded him when her daughter Vanessa left his headquarters to go on her 'date'. In Doof's mind, it was like she was walking out on him. Just like a baby bird leaving his nest. This forced Dr. Doofenshmirtz to go right over his overprotective state.

"Oooooh... I really gotta go check on Vanessa so badly. She may be hurt, broken and pretty much pathetic like me!" Doofenshmirtz said with a shudder as he felt his gut cringe like a earthquake. He didn't want to imagine her daughter abandoned and hurt in a broken alley. That would just hurt Doofenshmirtz to the core. Feeling a little cry of squeal inside him, Doofenshmirtz finally got up from his couch, "HOLD ON, VANESSA! DADDY'S COMING!"

Without no time to change any clothes at all, Dr. Doofenshmirtz just covered himself with a baby blue bathrobe, took on some nice slippers and just headed out for the door. But knowing that he forgot something, Doofenshmirtz went back to his coffee table.

"Forgot my Carnation." Dr. Doofenshmirtz spoke on as he grabbed his Carnation Instant Breakfast drinks and finally headed out for the door.


Oh, man... I can only hope that Doofenshmirtz is gonna drive all the way through Danville looking for her. Either way, looking for her just wearing a bathrobe is gonna be amusing and interesting to see next chapter!

Until then, read and review! BAZINGA!