I glanced up from sitting on a rock "Ello Peoplez! It's Ashstar Here with bad news. Brambleclaw had an "incident" last episode and is now in the hospital…so were going to focus on Thunderclan this episode! LET DA SHOW BEGIN!!"
Bumblekit sat on the Highrock not really sure what was going on right now. He just watched as the Thunderclan kitties started spraying canned cheese at each other and played DDR. He leaped down but I stopped him from heading towards to the nursery.
"Where do you think your heading?" I meowed
"How should I know you're the FUZZY writer!" He exclaimed.
Millie gasped "BUMBLEKIT-err I Mean BUMBLESTAR! Where did you hear that word!?" She hissed.
"I heard Fire-I mean Iamtocoolforfuzzythunderclan say it…about FIVE times!" Bumblestar meowed innocently.
"Well anyway… you need to appoint the border patrols.." I meowed.
"SCREW BORDER PATROLS!" Bumblestar meowed but Millie glared at him.
"OK that's it I'm taking your x-box 3-60 away for a moon!" Millie meowed and Bumblestar had an evil grin on his face and he leaped on top of the Highrock.
"ALL OF YOU GATHER AROUND!!" He yowled but everyone kept fooling around but Leafpool who just screamed.
"THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE COMING!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!" She yowled.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUZZ UP!!" Bumblestar screamed and gasped.
"MILLIE IS BANN FROM THUNDRCLAN! She wants to steal our grape soda!!" And so everyone gasped and Millie was forced to leave.
MEANWHILE!!!!!
Brambleclaw hissed and Squirrelflight tried to calm him down but hit him with her diamond ring.
"Okay, okay like calm down Brambleypoo! Like lets go see Tigeystar! He'll like know what to do!" She meowed and pulled portal device then they were in a forest that was VERY dark.
Tigerstar took a breath and turned around smirking "You brought a snack." He sneered and Brambleclaw pulled a candy bar closer to him while Squrrelflgiht glared at him like "WTF?!?" Then they strted to run and found a car that said on the license plate "I Too Evil 4 u"
"What so now he wants to kill me?!" Screeched Squirelflight a Bramblclaw scowled.
"NO! He wants my candy bar!" He meowed with a candy bar at his side.
ZEE END FOR CHAPTER 2!!!
