Here's chapter 2 of our crazy story. Hope u like it!
By the way, Sarah and I switched every other paragraph. I wrote the first paragraph and so on. That's how it will be for the rest of the story.
Richelle Mead still won't let me have Christian, so I don't own anything.
Bella and Alice were walking out of the mall in Port Angeles when
A speeding car came and the fat ugly driver moons them.
It happened to be a retard friend of Adrian Ivashkov.
"OMDeeeeeee! I'm gonna kill you Adrian!" Rose yelled.
Alice and Bella turned and fell anime style "wha… where did you come from?" Bella stuttered Rose said "uh… my moms belly."
Alice then ran into Target and laughed at Mia Rinaldi. (I love Target! Reference to VA, book 1)
Then Jack Skellington threw a pumpkin at Rose and Bella who were still arguing.
"TOASTER!" Alice yelled randomly, then a Strigoi snuck up behind her and killed her. (a/n: sowy, we got bored and ran out of ideas)
Bella seeing that her best friend was killed she ran at the Strigoi and using her newly found Ninja samuri powers beat the Strigoi butt.
Then Dimitri, with his badass skills, staked the Strigoi, while Edward fussed over Bella, and Alicia kissed Jasper, after coming back to life.^_^
Then out of nowhere an extremely hot girl on she did a copul of triks and then Jasper ran from Alicia to her she said "I Sarah rock" Then her and Jasper on her Rem skateboard skated off as Alicia started sreamig "come back with my man
Then she did some Matrix-style moves and gave Sarah and Jasper amnesia. Then Jasper and Alicia got married and lived happily ever after!
I wish! Well, sorry it sucked, we weren't very hyper that class, so we ran out of ideas. Don't forget to review, and feel free to leave comments and ideas! The little green button is calling to you….
