Disclaimer: These stories are meant to be parodies. If they seem offensive, get over yourself, its all for fun and games.
Dusty Relationships
"Xander…I don't
think I ever noticed before, mate, but I luv ya." Spike looked,
slowly into Xander's big eyes.
Xander nodded, falling into a
deep embrace with Spike.
"You too, I never knew how…intense my feelings were towards you…" They tore apart from each other as Xander led Spike to the bedroom.
All the while Buffy and Dawn watched, silently, opened eyed, as they followed the two lovers quietly, listening in on the closed door.
All of the sudden there was an, "OH XANDER!!!" and then all was quiet. Then there was a humming sound
In seconds the two accidently fell through the door, and to their horror…Xander was vacuuming up his bed with a hand held vacuum all alone
"Well what did you expect?" Xander says.
Buffy's eyes got even bigger.
Author's Note: The Buffy series is owned by its respective owners. Okay this was really disturbing to write!!
