Wolf: Woo! So this is chapter one of Kakashi's genius plan! Yay! Hope you enjoy :D And yeah yeah I don't own Naruto :( Wish I did
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It was a beautiful day in Konaha. The sun was shining brightly, and the wind blew gently; allowing the citizens to feel its crisp, refreshing breeze. A certain perverted jounin was walking down the street, with his even more perverse book, Icha Icha Ecstasy, in his hand.
Shinjii moaned as Koru trailed light, feathery kisses along his jaw and neck.
"Please…," Shinjii began to desperately beg, "stop teasing me." Koru responded by placing a harsh love-bite at the crevice of Shinjii's neck, where his neck and shoulders joined. "Ahh," Shinjii gasped, unable to control his pleasure any more, "Please…" Koru gently licked the area of the bite, and continued his exploration of the body writhing beneath him.
"What do you want my pet?" Koru asked him, teasingly licking his way down Shinjii's chest. He soon reached a pert bud, and gently flicked it with his tongue.
"You know what I want…" Shinjii panted, his back arching up in pure ecstasy from the pleasure his body was receiving.
"I want to hear you say it. I want you to beg for it," Koru teasingly replied, gently biting down on the abused bud. Shinjii grabbed a fistful of Koru's jet-black hair, urging him to give him what he desired. His own dark brown hair was spread across the pillow under him, his face was flushed, with a soft pink blush across his cheeks, and his emerald eyes were clouded with lust.
"Koru please… fuck me…" was all Shinjii could manage to say, before Koru roughly flipped him around to lie on his stomach.
"Good boy," Koru whispered into his ear, giving it a soft nibble.
'And to think, this all began with a simple box of chocolates,' thought a ferociously blushing Kakashi, as he continued to walk down the crowded streets of Konaha. 'Wait… that's it! Chocolate! I'll give Iruka chocolate,' thought a now extremely joyful jounin, 'that way, in only a few days, we'll have hot, wild, and passion filled sex like Koru and Shinjii,' Kakashi mused to himself, inwardly doing a "happy dance." 'I don't want anything cheesy though… not a heart shaped box of chocolates. It needs to be something meaningful, something full of significance, something Iruka would absolutely love.'
"Kakashi sensei! Hey what are you doing?" asked a voice that seemed to erupt from nowhere.
'Oh no… no, no, no,' Kakashi worriedly thought, 'Please not him… anything but-' It was too late.
"Oi! Kakashi sensei! What are you up to? Can we go train? Will you buy me ramen? Why is there a pickle in your pants?" questioned an extremely hyper Naruto.
'What the… a pickle?' Kakashi looked down to where Naruto's gaze was focused; his crotch. 'Kami not now… I really need to learn how to control you,' thought Kakashi, directing his thoughts to said area. 'How do I get out of this one?'
"Hey sensei, is that some kind of training technique? I bet it's a special one that all jounin use to enhance their chakra and make them even more powerful!" continued Naruto, on his never-ending ramble, "That's it; I'm gonna go practice that technique too! Later sensei!" Naruto yelled, as he dashed off to find himself a pickle.
'…I thought I would never say this, but thank Kami he's dense,' Kakashi stated inwardly, quietly chuckling to himself. 'Now back to my dilemma… what could Iruka like in chocolate? Iruka, Iruka, Iruka. Wait! That's exactly what I'm gonna get! A dolphin, but not just any dolphin… a chocolate dolphin! Yes! Its fool proof,' Kakashi silently mused to himself, running off to find a store that sold and delivered chocolate sculptures.
Later that day…
Ding-dong!
"I wonder who that could be at this time…" asked a confused Iruka to himself. He arose from the desk, where he was grading essays from today's lesson about what a ninja should and should not do, and shuffled forward to the door. He opened it carefully, praying that it was not Anko trying to get him to go to one of her sleepovers again. 'The things they did there,' he silently thought, shivering, 'I didn't even know there was such a thing as "chocolate flavored lube." That… vile liquid substance was just horrifying… but it did taste pretty good,' Iruka chuckled.
"Good afternoon sir, Iruka I presume, I have a package for you," stated the delivery man. He wore a black t-shirt that had the words Sweets For My Sweet embedded in white across it.
'I guess that's the name of the store,' thought a now intrigued dolphin. The man also wore blue shorts and was smiling weirdly at him.
"The package is form a Mr. Anonymous, most likely a secret admirer," the man practically giggled. Iruka nodded, took the package, thanked the freaky delivery man, and closed the door. He placed the package on is kitchen counter and began to open it. It was padded with some sort of cooling device and smelled delicious. When he finally took the gift out, his jaw almost dropped to the floor.
"What the hell?!?" He screamed, staring up at the sugary monster before him. There before him was a milk-chocolate dolphin, carved to make it look as if it were jumping out of water… chocolate water. His eyes were awfully big and pretty girlie for a dolphin, but other than that it looked somewhat realistic. On it's left side were some words that were carved into the sea mammal.
For my little dolphin, was what it read.
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