Bad Girl !Sit Boy!

Chapter Two The Trouble With Hanyous

By Inuyashas Yokai

The lull in activity during the next couple days without any leads to jewel shards, and in their travels coming up blank was soon wearing on each others nerves,especially the hanyous. It had became mundane after awhile Inuyasha and Kagome were at each others throats especially after having run into Sesshomeru and Kouga. Sesshomeru had the desired effect in his taunting when he said something to state fact.

" If the dense puppy would cease being to busy playing with his bone than the dog wouldn't have so much trouble in keeping track of his bitch,keeping from loosing them to wolves with fleas,and being emerged in graveyard soil." Sesshomeru taunted

"Let's get one thing straight I am nobody's Bitch ! If anyone's a Bitch you might want to look at the fugly looking toad that can't get himself far enough up your ass that your starting to walk like you have been fucked sideways by Ryukotsusei !" Kagome sneered knocking Inuyasha down in hysterical laughter

" Kagome! " Sango gasped

" What ! The Ice Queen wants to talk truth I indulge his highness what I want to know is what the hell is that thing you call the staff of two heads? I mean come on .Is that some kind of beastly toy that you use in your larger than life dog form so that you poor Jaken won't gag on your imaginary enormous cock that you can only find with the help of a microscope!" Kagome continued

" Kagome!"Sango and Miroku warned while Inuyasha kept rolling on the ground laughing .

"Inuyasha you need to have better control over your Bitch or I will have no other choice to do it for you?" Sesshomeru warned

" What the fuck are you going to do ?Seriously ! Never mind I am bored I am leaving to find something to entertain me anyway .It's not like I couldn't purify your ass anyway before you take your first I will leave all you pussies here to listen to the drag queen !" Kagome said before taking her leave knowing the only one who would know it was a insult would be Inuyasha, and he bit his cheek with his fangs, to contain the sudden urge to bust out into a laughing fit once again.

Once the group left that of Inuyasha thankfully without a scratch and catching up with Kagome. Inuyasha came upon Kagome with Kouga having his hands holding hers in a possessive way ,and claiming that even though that he was sorry of the way it happened ,Kouga was delighted that Kagome was marked his everything leading up for the moment Kouga decided to show himself in his stubborn hard headed glory, the male of the two hanyous was more than ready to blow off some steam, using Kouga as the perfect tool to do so. Also reminding Inuyasha of the favor to repay flea bitten wolf for forcing his intended to be the wolf's mate ,which was like rape. It didn't help that Kouga was spouting off about Inuyasha not touching his woman, now having more grounds because of by demon standards if she wanted it or not she was his mate,and added with Kagome's already foul mood because of last night's visit between him and Kikyo.

While the two demons were in a heated clashing of swords,getting slightly annoyed by the minute ,Kagome decided to take things into her own hands.

"Hey Inuyasha ? " Kagome asked sweetly

"Not now can't you see I am busy?" Inuyasha yelled while Miroku's and Sango's mouth suddenly were agape.

" Inuyasha Sit!" Kagome yelled

" Kouga ,what do I have to do to get it thru your stubborn skull filled obsessively with hot air huh? Do I need to summon some beads of subjugation for you too so I can pound you so far into next week your head spins? I do not like you like that .I am sorry you are so hard up in your wolf's den for pussy that you have to resort to pawning your 'having a mate' on some girl just because she's nice to you. "Kagome wandered out loud to obsessive wolf

"And Inuyasha why honestly do you give a flying fuck when you have the deliscious worms leading you to a luscious and curvacious corpse?" Kagome stated to Inuyasha to end his ferocious laughter at Kouga's expense when he was no better than Kouga was.

" Funny!Ah did you hit your head or something or are you seriously telling me that you are that stupid enough not to know? And people think I am dense! " Inuyasha taunted

"I will pretend I didn't hear that Inuyasha !" Kagome warned

"Then you should have already figured it out then I would've not had to say it!" Inuyasha replied

" Come out with it before I sit you so far into the ground Inuyasha they won't even have your teeth left to match with dental records to prove who you are, you will be all but dust in the wind!

"What the hell are dental records?" Inuyasha frustratedly asked

" Oooooo !Exactly ! Sit Boy! Kagome stomping her feet in frustration, ferally growling sending Inuyasha crashing to the was hopping mad.

"Will you stop doing that wench ! Inuyasha seethed lunging at her after the spell wore off and pinned her to a tree

" Is this clear enough for ya stupid! " Inuyasha glared at her after his lips came crashing down upon hers.

Kouta came rushing to their spot to attack Inuyasha when Kagome took a change glance at the wolf coming at Inuyasha with his claws before she said the words once more.

"Sit Boy !" Kagome yelled to save Kouga from his impending attack

" Bad Girl! Sango's scream escaped after Kouga made his way to escape with Kagome , pulling her to the ground trapping Kouga underneath her, knocking him out cold

"Idiots!" Shippo confirmed like it was something they didn't already know,while shaking his head

TBC...