Rule 11-

File things properly-

Tony gets pretty mad when I put things in the wrong file. I'm not even gonna go into that experience… alright I give you a hint, it involves mouldy bananas and running around Stark Tower….told you you didn't want to know.

Rule 12-

Avoid sending them to the zoo-

At all costs. The thing is I was struggling to clean with them all there, so I mentioned the zoo and Tony thought it was a great idea. I should of stopped it then, anything Tony thinks is a good idea is bound to end in disaster. But off they all went, and I got cleaning. I had just finished the entire penthouse when they came back, looking absolutely shattered. And filthy. "Don't you dare sit on that sofa! Showers the lot of!" I admit that I yelled at them. When they came back Loki was the only one not to tired, so he told me what had happened. Whilst he had been trying to recruit the sharks (I wasn't about to ask) Thor had been attacked by a hormonal ferret, when Steve tried to help Thor, the ferret had run off, then come back with all it's friends. The y had eventually escaped the crazy, hormonal ferrets by hiding in the underground bat cave. The ferrets were soon rounded up by their keepers and locked up in the ferret asylum. Meanwhile Tony and Natasha were watching an elephant chase the keeper around the enclosure (Tony was, of course, filming the entire thing), when it suddenly decided to smash through the electric fence and charge straight at Tony and Natasha, who shat themselves and ran. They managed to escape the out of control elephant by jumping into the penguin enclosure. Only the super-friendly penguins were swapping enclosures with the ever grumpy elephant seals. Who obviously didn't take kindly to strangers. They ran to the bat cave where they found Steve and Thor still hiding. But Clint and Bruce were having even bigger problems. The zoo happened to be having a 'Meet the big cats' day, where you go and meet the hand-reared big cats. A lion (Leo), a cheetah (Quicksand (it's better to not ask)), two snow leopards (Snowflake and Snow Angel), five jaguars (Tommy, Jerry, Brussels, Ozzie and Yankee) and a tiger (Stripes (how imaginative)). So anyway they went in and met Leo and Stripes who were really friendly and played tug-of-war. Then when they went off to doze in the sun the group moved on. Snowflake and Snow Angel, however, seemed to be the ringleaders of a rebellion. They stalked the group the entire group for 20 minutes, then decided to sound the attack. Tommy and Jerry took the right side, Brussels and Yankee took the left and Ozzie, Snowflake and Snow Angel went behind, herding the group on. The group were running and screaming for the exit when Bruce hulked out. The Hulk turned on the unsuspecting rebels, who were now running in the opposite direction. Clint (who had forgotten his bow and arrows) decided that Bruce and the Hulk would be fine beating up the cats by themselves and met Natasha, Steve, Tony and Thor outside the giraffe enclosure, after they had finally worked up the courage to leave their safe house (AKA the bat cave). Hulk/Bruce soon found them, but Loki was still missing. So they went off in search of him. However he found them, he was running towards them at full pelt. "I think it's time to leave." Just as he said that, the wolves started howling nearby. Yeah, would've been normal if their enclosure hadn't been the other side of the zoo. After the sharks had refused to join him, Loki had evidently tried to recruit the wolves. Only problem was, he took their growls as acceptances, yeah, he let them out. So, in short, never let the Avengers and Loki go to the zoo. Ever.

Rule 13-

Don't let the Avengers do their own food shopping-

It was a disaster. For some reason Tony wanted to buy those kiddies yogurts, Steve and Brucetried to get normal stuff like milk, butter, bread, meat, veggies and fruit. Unfortunately Thor thought they needed poptarts and coffee, so he filled an entire trolley with coffee jars and super large family packs of poptarts. Clint wanted…..hand sanitizer? He claims he uses it for cleaning blood off his arrows and cleaning his bow…. Natasha just wanted tequila and russian pure alcohol. Loki just kept putting angel cake and battenburg into the trolleys. Needless to say I do the food shopping now.

Rule 14-

Don't shower at work-

Loki has a tendency to barge in just as you finish wrapping the towel around yourself. You can tell when it's accidental, he gapes at you for a second, hastily apologises and then runs for it. But when he does it on purpose he smirks and says, "I told them you were having a shower, but they didn't believe me." Then Tony yells up, "Was she in there?" And Loki yells back, "Yes!" Then he laughs at the look of horror on your face and says, "So shy…" Then wanders off leaving the door wide open. In short, don't shower at work.

Rule 15-

Do not let Loki watch Luney Tunes-

He gets way to into it. He is obsessed. Not even joking, I wish I was. He forced me to sit and watch it with him. Unfortunately I got way to into it as well….. That was an interesting couple of days.

Rule 16-

Don't let Thor watch Twilight-

If you thought Loki was bad with the Luney Tunes you will be blown away by how ad Thor is with those movies. He is so obsessed he hides them in his room and if, whilst I'm cleaning, I happen to move them he has a right go at me. Bruce and Tony had to hold an intervention whilst Natasha hid me in the airing cupboard. Not fun.

Rule 17-

Don't move Natasha's guns-

I was cleaning, as you do, and I moved this case out of the way so I could dust the table and suddenly Natasha was there like, "How dare you touch my guns! You English midget!" (I'm not that short!) So' yeah. Don't even think about touching her guns.

Rule 18-

Don't move Clint's bow and arrows-

I was cleaning again. Dangerous I know. Only he didn't yell at me. Oh no. he held a god damn knife to my throat and said, "Who do you work for? Why are you trying to kill us all?" Loki thought this was hysterical. Then Natasha came in and said, "She move your bow?"

"Yeah and my arrows! I'm trying to discover who she works for but she won't say." By now Loki is fucking pissing himself. Notice how he doesn't say anything to help me?

"Relax Clint, she's just cleaning. She works for Tony."

"Oh right." He then let me go. Now some of you are probably thinking, "that's okay, you obviously hadn't been working there long." I'd been there a year and a half! He knew my name and everything!

Rule 19-

Don't let Tony talk you into going with the Avengers to the races-

Ever. It ended in absolute disaster. And I lost all my money. Quite literally lost it. I have no idea, to this day where it went. I didn't even place a bet! Tony did though, so did Steve, and Natasha, who knows all about gambling, being russian and all. Bruce, Loki and Thor didn't place bets either. Clint, did but for some reason didn't gain or lose money….he must have cheated. It didn't help that Thor seemed to think that he could ride better than the jockeys. He and this top jockey had such a big argument that we got kicked out. And then, of course, the cloudless sky had to cloud over and it chucked it down. But on the bright side we got some amazing footage, and I'm not talking about Thor and the jockey arguing either (though Tony did get that), no I'm talking about the huge tornado that was like 20 metres away from us before we turned and ran for it. Good times.

Rule 20-

Don't move in with them-

After 2 years of nearly always being late to work, Tony invited me to move in with them. I was surprised at the offer, I mean I kinda wanted to but I like my apartment, I also liked escaping the overwhelming atmosphere of Stark Tower. Unfortunately, they all got excited about me coming to live with them (even Loki….) and I just went along with it all. They were all so happy when I said yes. Then Tony held the 'Welcome to Stark Tower Cass' party.( Cass is my nickname, my real name is Cassandra.) I have never been so drunk in my life. I honestly can't remember half the night. I do remember kissing Steve though… I'm also pretty sure Loki looked slightly peeved about something…. Wonder what it was….