Keselyx: I hope you guys like the story so far… I got only two reviews though… cries (not really) But maybe that means no one has read it yet. On to Chapter 2! And I should inform you, I have only played KH1 so if characters are totally screwed up, there's a reason for that. The characters are matching those of characters I've read in other KH stories. Enjoy!

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Eat, Drink, and Be Merry!

"Who the hell are these people?! Why did you bring them to my house?!" Xanida shook furiously.

"They wanted a holiday dinner…" Keselyx stared at the ground, trying to be as sincere as a person stuffing their face with pumpkin pie could.

"Well these guys are better than that time Xalex bought in his poker, hobo-nerd buddies. They took all of our soap!!!" Xiana complained.

"You take all our soap!" Xanida told Xiana. Technically this was true. Xiana had been working hard on making a huge soap sculpture of a snow-covered lizard on Halloween. So far it just looked like a snow-covered pig in the summer, needless to say, she had a lot of work to do.

You may be asking yourself, why would a sane person like Xiana be wasting her tell on such a ludicrous project? Well, in fact, the project was not Xiana's idea. The project was actually inspired by Keselyx. One day Keselyx was telling Xiana of a way to impress Xiana's love. Keselyx was inspired by a dream. The dream involved the Lizard King speaking to her and telling her that she had to convince Xiana to make a soap sculpture of a snow-covered lizard on Halloween. If Keselyx did this, the ground she walked on would be rained on my thousands of pumpkin pies. And so Keselyx convinced Xiana, by telling Xiana that Xian loved snow-covered lizards on Halloween sculptures, especially when they were made of soap. That is how the sane person, that is Xiana, began on her project.

"Your mom takes all our soap!" Keselyx shot back, even though she really wasn't in the conversation.

"Your face takes all our soap!" Xi yelled back.

"YOUR MOM'S FACE!" the whole room shouted. Everyone laughed, everyone except those who couldn't laugh. Those who couldn't laugh were the small dust mites next to the mouse hole. These dust mites lived sad lives. If you can't laugh your life is really miserable. It's true! You should try being a small dust mite next to the mouse hole, and see how much fun it is to not be able to laugh.

The room was silent after that sudden burst of laughter. No one knew what to say, but then!

"OO! Look who's under the mistletoe!" Keselyx, the very observant one, pointed to Roxas.

Roxas looked above him, "Great…"

Roxas was not happy. After all who would be when under mistletoe in Lyszerxon household. For, you see, in the Lyszerxon household if one is found under the mistletoe, they must be stabbitied by 20,000 marshmallows. The Marshmallow king, one of the other king-like friends of Keselyx, sponsored this tradition. It was good publicity for Jetpuff and other marshmallow peoples. Marshmallows may not seem so bad, and some people may say, "Hey! 20,000! Begin throwing, I'll keep my mouth open." But, in fact, 20,000 marshmallows stabbitying you can drive you insane, which further explains Keselyx.

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It was a cold winter day. Keselyx stood in the house bored. What could one do on a cold winter day… Only so much! Way too much in fact! Keselyx was over whelmed. She began to walk around the house and found herself under the mistletoe, in the kitchen entryway. At that moment, Xanida was trying to open a bag of marshmallows for her Hot Coa-Coa. She did get it open, but she opened it with such force that precisely 20,000.25784312 marshmallows went flying and hit Keselyx. Keselyx then went insane! Well, more insane than she was before. She started getting hallucinations of king-like figures or so he said. Xiana still believed that Keselyx didn't see anything and just was trying to entertain everyone. Everyone else was not so sure… They knew before the marshmallow accident that Keselyx was a bit loopy. And that is why marshmallows can make you insane. Um… Stay in school! And don't do drugs!

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And so everyone prepared their marshmallows and aimed them at Roxas. Roxas thought it would be best to run, and so he did. He ran and ran and ran; sadly enough he had ran onto Keselyx's treadmill and was actually going nowhere. Which, as of now, explains Roxas' fear of marshmallows, also known as Marshmaphobia. Marshmaphobia is occasionally confused with Marchmaphobia. Marchmaphobia is the fear of mattresses made in March, or March mattresses. Obviously these two names can be confused, but are nothing alike. The other phobia like it would be Marsmaphobia. This is a phobia to 30 Seconds to Mars. Which is ridiculous! Who would possibly be afraid of Pretty Jared?!!!

People who'd be afraid of Pretty Jared: blue eye haters, pretty hair haters, pretty haters (this is to say the people hate pretty people, not that the haters are in fact pretty, because they are obviously not), talent haters, music haters, mimes, clowns, lawyers, monkeys, wombats, and most importantly CATS!

So Roxas was now terrified of marshmallows. Keselyx didn't mind though. She took all of the marshmallows that he would have had on his Hot Coa-Coa and stuffed them in her mouth. Everyone watched in amazement as they were all sitting in the pretty dining room with a really really pretty light lighting the whole thing.

"She… She just took Roxy's marshmallows!" Axel was shocked, "how could you?!"

Keselyx didn't seem to mind at all and simply shrugged it off, and drank her Hot Coa-Coa. This ended up being a slap in the face to Axel. Literally of course! As Keselyx slipped her Hot Coa-Coa her elbow hit the table. This signaled for jigglypuff to come in from the window and slap Axel.

You may be asking yourself, why did jigglypuff fly in the window… Well… It seems that at that moment, our neighbor old Mr. Xfish was hanging with his "adorable" friends. No one really thought the jigglypuffs were adorable, they just had to agree with Xfish because he was Dracula! And he could suck your blood! Which would be bad… Though many crazed writing club vampire fan girls wouldn't mind insulting the jigglypuff, if you understand what I mean. Old Mr. Xfish, was not really old, or a Mister. Well at least he wasn't old, he was the same age as Xiana and Keselyx. The mister part was always questionable, because him and his SSBM associates constantly consulted the issue of jigglypuff being an "it". So as Xfish played with his friends, one of them got hit by a baseball bat and went flying in the window. It was a coincidence that jiggly had had it's had out and ended up slapping Axel.

"What the hell?!" Axel looked from the jigglypuff to the window to me. "You have power over jigglypuff?"

Keselyx shook her head. "That would be Xfish! Everyone knows that!" She glanced towards the window. There Xfish looked like he was crying. One second later Keselyx was out next to him with the jigglypuff that had slapped Axel in her hands.

"Is this what you wanted?" she tried to be as cute as she could to fit in with Xfish's first loves, the jigglypuff. She handed the creepy creature to Xfish.

Xfish nodded with out saying anything, and grabbed the jigglypuff, rocking it back and forth.

"So…" Keselyx was not one to be ignored. "You interested in some holiday dinner?"

"Holiday di…nn…er?!" Xfish was even more excited than Roxy had been.

"Yep! Hungry?"

"Hell yeah!" Xfish throw the jigglypuff over the fence where it hit some kid who had been walking by at that moment. "Let's go!" And so Xfish joined the dinner.

"KESELYX IS BACK!" Keselyx shouted as she opened the door to the house, it was a habit of hers.

"Honey I'm home!" Xfish shouted after. Everyone stared at him, it was not ok for him to say that. No one in this house was his "honey" and we didn't have any honey in the house. Except the secret honey locked far away for the bread that Keselyx loved. And there was no way Xfish could know about this. And so, to show Xfish never to say that again, Keselyx pushed him under the mistletoe, where he was gladly pelted by marshmallows.

Everyone was happy now, even after Keselyx, indirectly and metaphorically, slapping Axel in the face.

Xfish began to moan. "You guys are now going to get it…"

"Bring it!" Keselyx never refused a challenge, sadly enough. She had always seen herself as better than everyone else, which makes perfect sense, because she is awesome. And the author of this story is totally not her, because then you may find me biased! Keselyx knew two things about herself. One, she was totally insane and didn't care. And two, she was the best person in the world. At least that was her view. No one else thought so. They always seemed to look down on her, which made her ego stronger. Kind of like that saying "Small man, big ego". Except Keselyx is not a small man.

So basically Keselyx accepted his challenge.

"Ok!" Xfish got up.

"So what's the competition?!" Keselyx grabbed her wavebird, assuming it was a smash competition.

"Who can make the best gingerbread house!" Xfish exclaimed.

"HELL YES!" Zexion cheered. As sad as it is, Zexion was a world-renowned gingerbread house making champ.

At the moment there was a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Keselyx raced with Xiana to the door. Keselyx was tripped by a dust mite that could laugh, and didn't like Keselyx generalizing that he couldn't.

"Hi!" Xi looked happy. At the door there was Xian. Behind Xian were Kexaj and Xben. "What are you guys doing here?"

Kexaj and Xian shrugged and pointed to Xben. "He dragged us here. Something about a gingerbread house making contest?"

Xben smirked. "I'm going to have the best gingerbread house!"

"Not with me here!" Keselyx was now right behind Xiana at the door.

Then Xiana chose to correct me. "Not with Zexion or Xian here you mean. They both are gingerbread house making champs!"

Keselyx didn't hear Xi because she had grabbed Kexaj and sat him right next to her. "Wanna work together?!" She was asking him. He agreed. Keselyx then shouted out, "You can work in pairs! Let the supplies be gathered and the house making to begin! Xfish! You work with Xben!" Keselyx said this before Xben asked to work with Xian. "Xian is clearly Xiana's partner! Do you know nothing?!" Keselyx thought about this. "Oh wait! You don't. Which is too bad it means that both members of your group are complete idiots!"

"Oh! Quemarse!" Xiana exclaim. Her and Keselyx began laughing.

"Just be happy Matt's not here." Xalex pointed out as he passed Keselyx's chair. Everyone shivered at the mention of a non-X name.

"Everyone take your seats so the competition can begin!!!!" Keselyx shouted. Everyone did as she said, more than ready to get this over with.

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Keselyx: I hoped you liked this chapter. I know I did! It's pretty good. Hehehe…. Please review! And if you want any info on characters read Xiana Asuka's Short Explanation of Characters on chapter 26. Next chapter is the gingerbread house competition! If you review and say you want to be included in the competition, you will be! If you make it in time! DUN DUN DUN!