Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" the Akatsukis shouted on top of their lungs then sat down on the grass. Deidara was looking outside the park and saw what we call cars. Then he stared at both of his hands and did not saw the mouths on them. "AHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Deidara screamed. A man scream. The Akatsukis covered their ears. "Dude! What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Hidan shouted at him. "I… I… MY HANDS!!! THE MOUTHS! THEY ARE GONE!" and cried. All the Akatsukis gathered around him except Sasori. Steve was staring at them like they were idiots. It was true. They were idiots. Sasori stared at the ground and thought, 'Dolls senses tingling! I mean.. Err…. Puppets senses tingling!'

Meanwhile at the Akatsuki base,

Zetsu and Kisame just arrived after their long day off. "Your lucky I didn't eat you and Mr. Sakana! I'll call you both a all you can eat buffet… BUT NO!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME EAT YOU?! OR MR. SAKANA!" Zetsu shouted. "I won't let myself get eated nor let Mr. Sakana die!" Kisame snapped back. "CAN'T YOU ATLEAST LET ME EAT FISH AT THE FISHING PLACE WE WENT?!" "NO!" Then Kisame and Zetsu realized nobody came to shout at them. "Zetsu." Kisame said. "What?" "Is it just me? Or are we alone right now?" "I don't know." Kisame then went to everybody's room, but found no one. "Zetsu… We are alone…" Kisame said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DITCH US!!!" Zetsu and Kisame shouted. "Maybe they are on vacation or something…" Zetsu said. "You may be right!…." Kisame said. Silence fell on the place. "What do you what to do?" Kisame said wanting to break the silence. "How about a party?" "Good idea! Lets touch everybody's stuff!" "Yeah!" Then the both started touching the other Akatsukis' stuff including Sasori's dolls. Puppets.

Did you know what happen to the people who touch his stuff? Sasori's stuff? Without permission? Well lets say its like a murder. There was once two idiotic male Akatsukis that joined Akatsuki. They touched Sasori's stuff without his permission. And well… Died… Sasori murdered them. Sasori is more furious when somebody touched his puppets the most… He will kill them… Yeah…

Back to the Akatsukis and Steve.. XD

When everybody was having arguments except with Sasori and Tobi. Tobi decided to butt in. "Is Tobi a good boy?" "Yes Tobi… Yes…" Itachi said. "Anyway… Where is America?" Konan asked. Steve blinked. "America? This is America! Don't tell me you haven't heard of here? Your in America right now!" Steve shouted. Still they blinked. "Whatever." Pein said, "Can we like… Rent a apartment or something like that? We just woke up in your country. You see, Steve. We're from Fire Country (Don't know if that is were their hideout was.). "Where?" Steve asked, "Fire country? Is that a new continent or something? Never heard of it." "What do you mean continent?" "You know what this is getting stupid." Steve said, "Let me get you a house to live in until you find jobs." "Okay" The Akatsukis said.

The Akatsukis was sent to a big house. Steve drove them to the house with his car and two other taxi following the cop's car. At the cop's car. Steve explained to Pein that they are now in North America in the state of California. Pein listen carefully while thinking, 'WHERE THE HECK IS THIS PLACE?!?!'. Steve left them at their new home and said that if they have problems call him. All of them had their own room to sleep in.

The next day… Still with the Akatsukis…

Pein have called all of them onto their meeting spot. The living room. In 7:00 am. "Why the fuck did you wake us up so early?" Hidan said yawning. "I think we should find jobs." Pein said. "Jobs? Like what?" Kakuzu asked. "I don't know! Just find a fucking job to earn money! I don't give a shit what is it!" Pein shouted. The others blinked. "Okay." they said. And went back to sleep.

Later that morning they looked at the newspaper for available jobs. This is what they choose. They might change it when they don't like it:

Hidan- a church priest

Pein- a person who gives piercing and tattoos

Konan- a teacher

Sasori- a woodshop teacher. (YOU KNOW! A DUDE THAT MAKE CHAIRS AND OTHER STUFF AND TEACHES!)

Deidara- a artist

Kakuzu- none

Tobi- none

Itachi- a spy (XD)

(Kakuzu and Tobi didn't pick a job yet… Or did they? We don't know. XD)

I am gonna end it here… Wait for the next chapter! YAY! MORE MAYHEM!!! XD! READ AND REVIEW! Please so I can update faster!