DISCLAIMER: No one owns Rayearth except for CLAMP. How I wish I was them though..

A/N: Some random idea. My brain conjures stuff like this quite often. Also thanks to my gastric flu and families' food poisoning. haha!

Chapter 2

He's A WHAT?!

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'Ding Dong! Ding Dong!'

Beep!

" Miss Hikaru! There's a Mr Watari here to see you, he says that it's regarding the gastric flu you contracted. He also wants to speak to Miss Fuu, Miss Primera and Miss Umi, I think it's regarding their food poisoning." Richie's voice came floating through the intercom.

"Thankyou, I'll be right down. Show him to the conference room in the left wing." I replied. Damn, if he knows how i got this damn sickness, he'd better speak or I'll rip his tongue out.

"Of course, Miss Hikaru." Beep!

'Sigh.. Of all times, when I finally stopped throwing up, my maid had to come and remind me of it! Now I feel like puking again! Uhg.. Oh well, better go and get it over with!'

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"Hey, Fuu.. What do you think he's gonna say?" Primera asked, tired of being the quiet one again.

"I don't know, Primera, but whatever it is, it better be good! He just disturbed me in the middle of my drum solo!" Umi shouted, irritated at being interrupted in the middle of anything, especially her drum solos.

"Oh shut up, we're here. And Umi, stop answering for me, I can do it myself. I'm not mute ya know?" I cut in, stopping in front of the oak wood doors. Raising tired hands, I pushed them open and walked inside.

In front of us was a tall old man, around the age of 70. At least, he looks like 70 to me, he had grey hair and wore a classic grey 3-piece suit, complete with an old detective's hat. " Ah, ladies, glad to see you again.." he started, " it's been a while since I last saw you 4, I must say, you girls have grown up very well!"

"Cut the crap, old man. Who are you and what do you want?!" Umi hollered, ever the impatient one.

"Umi! You will not speak like that in front of our guest!" I reprimanded, turning to her. "I apologise, Mr Watari. Please be seated. Now, may I inquire why you're here? It's been a long while since we last saw you."

"Oh, it's nothing as important as last time. This trip is to inform you that your illness was caused deliberately," he started.

"WHAT?! YOU MEAN THAT WE WERE POISONED ON PURPOSE?!?!" Umi exploded, she pounded her hands on the oak wood desk and shot up, pushing the chair at such a speed it toppled over.

"Yes, but it was only for" Watari continued, trying to explain.

"YOU POISONED US!" Umi interupted, again.

"As I was trying to say," Watari tried to continue again, trying to explain again.

But to no avail..

"YOU FUCKING POISONED US, DAMMIT!" Alas, Umi cut in, again.

"UMI! SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Finally, Hikaru bellowed, successfully shutting Umi up and giving us some peace.

"Thank you, Miss Shidou. As I was saying, you girls were poisoned deliberately, for a purpose, to keep you from going out!" Watari chirped, ignoring the site of Umi's face turning from red to dark blue at his explaination.

"Umi.. If you interupt again, I will make sure you never get to do any more drum solos." Hikaru quickly said, noticing Umi's cameleon imitation of the wall.

"Please explain yourself, Mr Watari. I'm sure you would like to leave this place alive and in one piece." I turned to them, " and no more interuptions from now on."

"Eh.. Yes.. Miss Fuu, I regret being the messenger of such tragic news. I'm here to inform you that your brother is alive and well."

Well that certainly caught our attention.

"The cause of his death was stated as suicide by homocide. However, it was staged."

"What do you mean it was staged?"

"Well, Miss Primera. It appears to be that in his coffin, a well-sculpted dummy is resting. Your brother is in a faraway private island not located on the world map,"

"Uhh.. Not that I mean it in a bad way, but... Are you sane??"

"Miss Fuu, I am perfectly in the right state of mind, thankyou very much. I know you girls saw his death certificate and all, but please believe me, I really hate to say this to the families.. But.." Watari paused, unsure of how to continue without losing any body parts " your brother, Kathe Hououji, is a member of the Russian Federation Spies." ( A/N: I have no idea if it exists. I only know Russian spies do. Just thought of it.)

"... OK, THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHY IN THE SEVEN HELLS WOULD KATHE BE A SPY?!?!?!" Wow... Umi voiced out my thoughts.

"Indeed, how can our brother be a Russian spy?" I questioned.

"Umm.. I think Hikaru-san might want to explain it to you herself.." Damn that Watari! Wait, Hikaru??

"Uh oh..."

Busted!

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A/N: FINALLY COMPLETED IT!!! On my birthday too! sorry, i know the ending sux... i couldn't think of anything else...