"Get up!" Yelled my mother
Great, it's 7:54 I'm going to be late yet again... If only I hadn't destroyed my alarm clock. Hm... Well either way I will be late so I guess I'm going to take my time. Lets start of with a shower
50 min later
And done. Dang... I think these pants shrunk in the dryer. Omg I can't even kneel... Uhh... I am not changing...again...
I see that mom left already. Better get going I'm sure I will have detention.
20 min later
" Kim your late... AGAIN." Mrs. Honey said in a bitter voice. From now on i will call her bitter. Gosh she is so uptight.
"Yeah I figured that one myself"
"Do you have any respect for anyone!" Hm... So now she's yelling at me, and they say I have a short temper.
Just look at her Kim... Do not open your mouth...
Put that bored look on your face and look at her... You already have detention for 3 hours after school and it ends next month, do not make it worse...
Mrs. Bitter is still yelling at me... I can't help but start laughing... Now she stopped screaming her head of and is looking at me in shock
"Let me give you a tip honey, if you are going to yell at someone put a mask on cause you look like a big red tomato not only the color of your face and the ovalness, but also the green hair"
She looked at me and slowly asked the question that I was eager to hear
"What do you mean green ha-" SMASH the class burst out laughing I high fived Jerry the freak show... Yeah me and him don't like each other and don't get along either... But... When it comes to pranks...well we just click.
"Nice work dick head"
"I know right! Nice little scheme you pulled off there sunshine" Jerry
complemented
"You know that I would never miss an opportunity like that" I smiled and winked at him as I turned to leave.
"What are you doing?"
"Leaving... I'm not going to take the blame." And with that I slammed the door shut... all I heard was someone shouting NOT COOL MAN NOT COOL and another person screaming Jerry's name and mine. And that was my cue to run.
Evil scheming bitch she had that coming. I saw the door was open in the boys changing room... I smirked evilly... Well I see I have work to do.
I walked in and shut the door. So... What's the menu today, ripped clothes and a cat, hm..
Naw done that one already, peanut butter sandwich jeans, nope boring come on Kim think...
Damn it, it's so hard doing something new when your a recent guest here.
My eyes lit up and a wide smirk spread across my face. "Well boys you are in for it this time."
I ran to the janitors room and picked the ingredients for this beautiful masterpiece.
Bleach ah.. there it is, pink and blue hair dye I never get why he has hair dye of that color here... Never mind just be glad that he has it Kim.
Anyway next is the super glue, and last but not least my fav. powder for Diarrhea.
Now I just have to sneak to the boys changing room unnoticed.
I bet that the teachers are looking for me, Jerry better cover me or I will shave his hair of and then skin him alive.
I never done this much exercise in... I don't know EVER. I'm already running for about 5 min ugh... This better be worth it.
Ok finally here. Lets start with the shampoos. One will have bleach in it, this one will have pink hair dye, the glue goes in here... And the blue hair dye goes in this one.
Now the water... How am I going to lift this thing up!
Hm... Oh fuck this I'll drill a hole or... I know. Damn I'm awesome.
I ran to the first aid kit and got out a needle, not sure why it's there but yeah... Back to work.
I started stabbing the plastic thing until I made a lot of little holes in it the i grabbed a cup ew... Is that... Never mind. I quickly rinsed it and poured some water in it.
Now the powder, I stirred it with my finger and slowly started pouring it on the container that held water and had a bunch of holes in it.
Ok finished... And just in time cause the bell rang.
I gathered everything and threw it into one of the garbage cans then ran out of the door and BAM! I hit someone with the door... Great...this shit just got real..er.
Mr. Brown grabbed my arm and literally and I mean literally threw me into the principals office. I actually fell on the floor.
" this is NOT how you treat any student," as he was saying that I looked up at the dude and smiled my victory smile. Since then does Brown have a tattoo. (Tattoo on my profile)
" and 2. Please go to the nurses office your forehead is bleeding." After Pine said that Brown left and Pine looked at me with a angry glare.
"Kimberly -" he started
"It's Kim"
"May I know why you threw a plant on mrs. Honey's head."
"Who told you I did it"
"Mrs. Honey told me you and Jerry Martinez plotted this"
" I was only talking to Mrs. Honey, and I was trying to secretly warn her. But Unfortunately she did not take the hint."
"She is sure that it was your doing"
"As you just said the plant fell on her head, you know it could have damaged-"
"Enough! do you have no limits at all!" Ugh... Ok I played nice and all but I have had enough...
"Pine tree if you still want to keep this job I'm warning you to not start this war between us ok? So stay out of my way and business and I'll stay out of yours."
"Are you blackmailing me!"
"No I'm whitemailing you... Listen if someone finds out that you changed your identity and your real name is Travis Kroner and that you should be in jail now for-"
"Shut up... I see you have done your research love. This time I will let you off the hook but remember I have connections." He smirked and rolled his sleeves up. Him too?What is it with these tattoo's? Does every teacher have it?
"And remember I'm not stupid" I got up from the chair and showed him a tape recorder.
As I was walking away I heard him say
"I'll have an eye on you love."
Eww... a 36 year old flirting with me, I decided to play it cool
"Watch out you'll loose it Hun..."
5 hours later
"Crawford, Martinez come back here now" Mr. Polka yelled out the window
"So sweeeet, but next time we are getting a Mattress of some sort cause a trampoline is awesome but come on they are never going to give it back" Jerry said
"I know all that money in the garbage" I said
"You know that we didn't earn that money... We stole it from that charity raising thingy..."
"Yeah so... It was still a lot of work, anyway where is that car of yours I'm tired of running and soon we will get caught."
"Just down that lane"
"Why did you park over there"
"I felt like it"
"Wait!"
"What now" he said annoyed
We stopped and I took off my heels and gave them to Jerry...
"There better not be any glass around here"
And we continued running...
18 min later
We got to his car a black mustang.
"Ok so were are we going" I asked
"First tell me if you did anything other then that plant prank like... I don't know... Go to the guys changing room and pour bleach in someone's eye!"
"What me... Now I put bleach in the shampoo... Oh..."
"We better not go anywhere near our houses and the police stations... We need a safe place to stay..."
"Don't you dare say it, don't you dare take me there!" My voice started rising... I will not go there ever again!
"Jacks..."
