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Chapter 1. She's the Inari!

She woke up with a start, feeling her head aching. Sitting up she took a look around of the magnificent room she'd been left alone. She tried calling Kyuubi again, only to be dismayed again.

Naru thought for a couple of moments, considering about the plan she'd concocted. She had instructed herself as 'Fox God'. The problem was if they would truly believe her. It would be easier for her to find out whereabouts of Kyuubi if they believed her. Fuck. She was already so exhausted with her current situation; it seemed like she's in a past back before the hidden villages, with living Shodaime, Nidaime, etc, etc... Was it a genjutsu or reality? Whatever, she needed to find Kyuubi.

The moment, a middle-aged woman entered the room, with downcast eyes and slumped postures that told of trained servitude, before gingerly approaching the big bed she was on.

The woman paused momentarily and, bowed deeply.

"I was ordered to ask you if you want an ablution before joining the conference." The woman mumbled in tensed voice then.

Once again remembering that she'd introduced herself to the people here as Fox God, Naru_ or should we say Inari?_followed the woman through a lit corridor blushing. Soon later, they entered a different room, this one looking like a luxurious bathroom. A large wooden tub filled with steaming water sat beside the gurney.

Naru sighed blissfully as she dipped herself into warm water. God, it had been a long time since she'd had a decent bath.

After the servantess left, she looked down at her hands, trying to feel her chakra. It was still there, so familiar and vast. If Kyuubi was gone, why did she still have his chakra?

There was a large mirror hung upon the opposite wall. She moved herself inside the water and approached to her reflection. She closed her eyes, and opened them. Her eyes morphed into a medium purple tone, before they bled to the crimson eyes of Fox. Changing back to the blue just as quickly, she furrowed her eyebrows. She felt really unstable now, she wasn't sure if Kyuubi was with her or not. If she still could use Kyuubi's power, where would the mongrel be? She called him again, but again he didn't respond. Fuck.

She groaned, and then she suddenly heard hushed voices coming from somewhere over the ceiling of the bathroom.

"Can it be true? Did she really say that she's God Inari?"

"Indeed she did!"

"Wow, but were you able to find any unique point from her, something that proves..."

"Not yet, except that she's hot."

"Hoh?"

"Yeah, she was motherfucking gorgeous."

"You'll go to hell, Tobirama! You made Fox God cry!"

"I didn't mean it you bastard!"

...

It seemed like there's a certain room right over this bathroom.

Back to the room she'd been sleeping while ago, and with a single towel wrapped around her fresh body, Naru noticed a fresh silken blue kimono prepared, folded decently on the bed. God, it had been a long time since she'd had a decent wardrobe.

Just then she heard a noise from outside.

o0o

Senju Hashirama was in edge of his patience. The feud between his clan and the Uchiha clan had finally ended, and along with the peace between two most powerful clans, the other peace contracts had followed from many other clans, which was good. But all that led to frustration for the Senju Clan head... Not to mention how many marriage proposals he had gotten. He felt sorry for Madara then, who was in exactly same situation. Ah, the joy of living charmed lives. Hashirama had refused all of them before, but, by taking advice from his clan elders, he'd finally agreed to 'regard' a lady from Uzumaki clan as his future wife; Uzumaki Mito.

Uzumaki Mito was a woman with so much grace and elegant, being a rare type of girl who knew how to be patient. Their relationship was far from passionate yet, however kept agreeable enough. But it seemed like Mito's sisters didn't share a single drop of their sisters' patience and dignity; Ever since the day Mito and Hashirama had started their 'relationship', they had often came up from whirlpool, barged into Senju Mansion and enjoyed themselves, pouring thousands of questions like 'when will you marry our sister?' to the Senju clanhead.

"Why can't I see your chamber? I'm like your sister already! I just want to tell nee-chan..."

"Please," Hashirama pressed a sigh looking down at the twinkling eyes of Uzumaki Toka. "We have very important matter today. You must go back by now."

"Pleeeeeease, Niiii-san, Pleeeese~"

"Please stop the- Hey, no!"

Naru flinched when the door of the room was suddenly slammed opened, soon screamed realizing that she's nearly naked as she saw faces of future Shodaime and a certain red-haired girl beside him.

Another scream rang up; It was a scream from Uzumaki Toka, struck at the sight of the strange blonde; The blonde looked to be in her late teen, the long golden hair that flowed from her head like a cascade reaching down to her shapely butt. Her figure was like an hourglass, her thin waist and long slender legs contrasting with the D-cup breasts that perked up from her chest. The pale-skinned face itself was remarkable as it had some exotic features that made her different from many of the other girls in the area, especially the whisker marks on her cheeks. Below the soft fair bangs set of ocean blue eyes, framed by golden eye lashes, the same color as her hair.

Toka gaped, slack-jawed. Not even her sister looked that good!

Naru was screaming continuously until Hashirama darted in and covered her up with a sheet, thus holding her. She stiffened from how close he was, he was about a head taller than her, and she could smell that his scent smelled like the forest and rain. She could feel her cheeks turning red already. She fit right into his arms too.

Then the red-haired girl also stopped screaming, turned her heels and ran away, shouting something hysterically.

...

"I'm sorry," Naru blinked when the man whispered, "Are you okay?"

"...You."

"Huh?"

"You."

"Oh, sorry!" Hashirama turned red and quickly let go of her, averting his eyes. "Well...err...uhm...sorry about that..."

"It's ok." Naru muttered, gathering herself quickly. "Uhm, was it your lover?"

"No way, she's just one of my relatives-."

Just then a bluish white haired man appeared by the door.

"Hey bro! when will you start the conference-" He slurred the end of his sentence. He then eyed Naru; he was stunned at the scene. "Wha..whawhawhawhawhat the... Niisan you pervert-"

"Get out!" Naru hollered at the brothers, finally at the edge of her patience. The Senju brothers nodded obediently, darted out together, and closed the door.


The tension was thick in the air as the blonde entered the conference room with Senju brothers at each side.

Naru quickly took a look around; the men in this room seemed to be parted in two: At left side, there seemed to be men of Senju. At right side, there seemed to be men of Uchiha, for sure, since she could recognize the face of Uchiha Izuna among them, who reminded her of Sasuke once again. The young Uchiha was constantly smiling and blushing at her. Yuck. Right beside him, there's a man who's looking at her with sharingan...

Naru jumped in a surprise.

"YOU!"She accused loudly, glaring at the man, an old rage rumbling in her stomach. Her eyes morphed into a medium purple tone, before they bled to the crimson eyes.

Uchiha Madara!

Woes and screams filled the room. Naru then felt someone shaking her shoulder. Her eyes changed back to the blue just as quickly as she let her face go blank. The only sign of her irritation was the tenseness in her shoulders. Idiot, she thought, if Shodaime and Nidaime are here, it's only natural to see the... But it was too late already.

"Did you see that? Did you just see her eyes?"

"Kami-sama! Her eyes were just of Fox's!"

"So she's surely the Inari!"

"Wowwww-"

"You'll go to hell, Tobirama! You made her cry yesterday!" This happy accusation was from Uchiha Izuna.

Tobirama turned pale, seriously getting worried if he'd really go to hell. He gulped, sending a deadly glare at the Uchiha.

"You miserable- No, it'll be you and your damn brother who'd go to hell, you see; She's irritated at your brother's face!"

Uchiha Madara perked up, flushing at the irritation. "What? What's wrong with my face?!"

"Bah! Are you that insensitive?!"

"Take care of your own face you insolent little brat!"

"Who are you calling brat you faggot-"

"ENOUGH!" Both froze at the voice of Hashirama yelling at them. "And you-eh, I mean, Inari-sama..? Sorry for this chaos." He studied her face wearily, his dark brown eyes filled with a concern.

Naru bit her lips, nodded stiffly as her shoulders trembled, pressing a force of stormy laughter. It was funny, funny as hell! 'Inari-sama'?!

However by the next moment she had to flinch for Uchiha Madara was coming approaching her, his eyes now normally dark. His brother followed him like a tail.

He looks more innocent than that of I'd seen during 4th war. Thought Naru, but, still holding her old irritation toward this infamous Uchiha, she moved closer to Hashirama, nearly clutching his sleeves.

Uchiha Madara sighed upon her reaction. "Why, am I freaking her?"

"Impossible!" Hashirama replied instead, looking embarrassed. "I think she's just.. eh, shy."

"Hashirama-sama, so she fell from the heaven and landed on your stomach?" One of the Senju men intervened.

Hashirama blinked. "Heaven..? Well, she did fall on my stomach." He then grinned, glancing at the blonde. "Nearly broke my spines off."

The Senju men's faces brightened. "So, it's a sign! It's a sign of every blessing to Senju clan! Hurray, hurray for the Fox God!" Some of them bent on their knees and bowed at Naru.

"Uhm..." With a nervous smile Hashirama looked at his best friend. Madara frowned, after a shrug he turned his heels and left them.

Naru felt sorry when Hashirama let out a deep, worn out sigh. It seemed like there's something tangled between the two, especially from Madara's side.


Back in her room_ rather, in Hashirama's room, Naru perked on the bed, exhausted from previous chaos. Soon she burst into hysterical laughter, which was soon replaced by an irritated uproar: She was hungry. She was fucking hungry! How long had she been starving?

A servantess barged in upon hearing her roar.

"W-W-W-Wha.. What's wrong, Inari-sama?" The woman asked with her knees on the floor, literally shaking. Perhaps even the servants were aware of what had happened while ago already... Naru felt sorry for the woman for a while, but a rage blocked it out. "I'm hungry!"

"Huh..?"

"I said, I'm hungry!" She shrieked, nearly in edge of her tears.

"Hu-hungry. Sorry, Inari-sama. I'll fortify your needs soon." Then the servantess hurriedly left.

o0o

"This is a sign for Senju clan! Fox God had advent for us!"

"Ridiculous! You shouldn't say such thing in front of Uchihas-"

"But Hashirama-sama, she fell on your stomach not on some Uchiha's stomach! It means Fox God has something for you!"

"Yeah, and such a beautiful Goddess!"

"Yeah Niisan, no need to mind about that bastard Madara-"

"Never call him like that in front of me-"

Senju clan's council room was in chaos with yells of men. The servantess quickly made her way in and whispered something to the clanhead's ear.

"She..what?" Hashirama turned to the servantess, knitting his eyebrows.

"She said she's hungry, Hashirama-sama." The servantess repeated, still trembling. "She seemed quite disturbed..."

Dumbfounded silence fell in the room.

Slowly and nervously, the Senju men exchanged glances.

"She's... hungry?"

"O.. Of course she must be, she's in a human form..."

"Bu.. But what should we give her?"

"Um.. Maybe some fresh raw meats?"

"Absurd!" It was Tobirama who cooled his head first. "From the scroll I've read, it says God Inari loves Yubu."

Hashirama blinked at his brother. "What scroll?"

"I just found it in our old study-"

"You're not really afraid of going to hell by Inari-sama aren't you?" One of their cousins burst into laughter, soon to shut his mouth quickly when Tobirama glared at him with a murderous intent in his eyes.

"Anyway, if she loves yubu-" Hashirama scratched his temple. "Well, do we have any raw yubus?" He asked to the servantess.

"No more. We only have Yubu sushis..."

"That's the best for now. Prepare them and serve her!" Tobirama yelled. "Don't stand there like an idiot, call up all servants and tell them to prepare as many as Yubus from nowon!"

The character's ages are: Naru 16 years old, Hashirama and Madara 23 years old, Tobirama and Izuna 20 Years old.

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