How tides can change
I do not own naruto if I did well anko would be saying its brash MUAHAHAHAHAcough sorry I love ankos character
Talking
Thinking
Demon and inner talk
Demon and inner thinking
Last time
the man looked at him turned and started to run but it was in vain because the moment he turned around there was a hand through his heart and he died looking into the eyes of the demon that he had set out to kill and wondering how the boy had gotten so fast as to get infront of him but that doesn't matter as he was not a corpse on the boy's hand where he was ungracefully thrown off of said hand and obliterated with red charka…WELL THAT WAS FUN…… (he slowly walks to the park and sit next a big tree and gives back control to his container and said container started to cry) oh my god I killed them I am a monster KID I KILLED THEM NOT YOU kyuubi! What do you mean? KID I TOOK CONTROL AND I KILLED THEM SO YOU ARE NOT AT FAULT really? YEAH! SO STOP BLUBBERING YOUR'E SUPPOSED TO BE A NINJA SO GET OVER IT! Um well alright if you really are the one who killed them KID DID YOU MAKE YOUR'E BODY MOVE? Well I don't think I was I'LL TELL YOU THAT YOU WEREN'T BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE CONTROLLING IT NOW THIS TOPIC IS OVER! Ok… thanks kyuub
Chapter 2
Kid it's time to go to that old man you call hokage
all right lets g-
kit there seems to be a female in distress over to your right coming towards you
all right so what do you want me to do?
Go rescue her you could always use extra help especially from cute girls
how do you know che's cute
oh I can tell from years of experience
well I guess we can try to help her
good go
I'm goin I'm goin
Naruto started to set up a plan with the fox and was waiting for the ninja carrying a little girl in pale violet pajamas and a sack over her head and the ninja looked like the devil himself was after him by the way he was running
STOP!!!
What are you doing out you runt?
Don't call me runt stupid
Um I didn't I called you runt
Oh… well don't call me that either!
Yeah well get out of my way stupid kid!
What did I say about calling me stupid?
Like I care what you say you little kid (while walking towards him)I'll just kill this kid and get out of here
That's it now you get this!!!(holding out a kunai)
Oh I'm afraid of the little kid with the kunai I'm a jounin of lighning country do you know what that means?(while still walking forward)
It means that you just walked into a trap stupid jounin ha!
What!
Do you think I would actually think about beating you I was stalling for thjose hyuugas right behind you
What where? (looking behind him)
(naruto runs up and stabs him in the leg and grabs the falling hinata) got ya!
Owww you stupid kid im going to fry you like a fish!
Oh yeah come and get me loser jounin that couldn't even beat a 5 year old!
Oh im going to beat you then im going to torture you and-
You know im still waiting
Fine!!!!(starts to run but falls in a pit trap covered by leaves) what is this?
Its what most people call a trap stupid!
Oh im so going to kill you!
Not if I roll a big rock over it and stick it with chakra like this(rolling a giant boulder and the fox sticks it to ground)
Hey stop you stu-(rock seals the noise)
Heh kid we did a good job even though I would prefer if we bathed in his blood or had some fun with that girl over-
Lalala can't hear you
Oh fine cry baby but I will expect you to do the act when the time comes I will not tolerate my container a virgin when you enter adulthood and we-
Hey look hyuugas!
oh fine just don't listen to me wait till I tell you about inheriting my lust with my power muahahaha!
What are you doing here demon where is my daughter and that lightning ninja im going to kill?
Uhh well your daughter is over there waking up and the ninja is under this boulder which I could use some help with because I'm running out of charka and he's going to be mad and I know he'll kill me without help
Why should I help you
Well it would be nice and I sorta did help your daught-
I do not care for that girl the moment her sister is of age hinata will be put into the branch house for her weakness
What's the branch house?
Well it's never mind im not going to describe it to you demon
Well how about you kill him because he'll go after to anyways so he could torture me afterwards
Well I guess that makes sense since that's what I would do kill the great one and torture the stupid bratty demon very well let him out (naruto opens the hole the ninja jumps out and hiashi deals the ninja a one hit deathblow to the chest with gentle fist)
Woah you killed him with one hit!
Yes that is the greatness of the gentle fist we hyuugas can kill all with the simplest effort(hinata gets up)
a-a-ano w-what a-am I-I-I d-d-doing h-h-here?(guess who)
your weakness has caused disruption to the clan again by getting kidnapped
o-oh s-sorry o-ototou-s-sama
do not say you are sorry for you are not worth my time
o-ok o-ototou-s-sama a-ano w-who a-are y-you?
Me? I'm naruto uzumaki the next hokage!!
h-hello n-naruto-san i-im h-hinata h-h-hyuuga
hi hinata!
h-h-hello
hinata we must get back to the clan grounds so you can disappoint me more and I will train hanabi to make a better heir
h-h-hai o-o-ototou-s-sama
nice to meet you hinata!
y-y-you t-too na-naruto-kun(leaving with her father)
Later that night
So fox what are we going to train in giant nin-jutsus dangerous gen-jutsus or powerful tai-jutsus
Well I'd say tai-jutsu since I don't know any nin-jutsus or gen-jutsus
What you expect me to be great with only tai-jutsu who does that?(wome where rock-lee sneezes)
Silence! I did not say you had to go without them and you already know some
But why don't you know any?
No opposable thumbs..
Really…….
Well there is one I saw in my last fight the one that rode the giant frog do it was just simple charka manipulation
What is it?
I believe he shouted resengun or resengan or something like that
Hmmmmm is it powerful?
Yes it took out a whole leg and it almost stopped me for a second but I just grew another and took out a few more ninjas while he retreated for chakra exhaustion
Oh I've been meaning to ask you why did you attack konoha?
Because a snake looking man summoned me and put a seal on me it was a very good seal
Oh so you wouldn't have attacked konoha if that man didn't do that seal on you?
No I would have if someone actually summoned me that had signed the contract but I know no one has since I have it in my possession at all times and let no one sign it because foxes are to great to be used by you lesser beings
Oh so you wont let me sign it?
Not unless you can prove yourself for it and I will only let you do this is because you are my container for the time being
What do you mean for the time being?
If I find a way to get out of this cesspool I will without a second thought
Oh I guess I would too if I where in your position
now for the first act of business for training
wait what do I have to do for the summoning contract?
You will have to steal something from somewhere without being caught by anyone
Oh I can do that with all of the scavenging I have had to do it should be easy
Well you can double task for the first part of training then you have to get new clothes because the ones you are wearing now just scream KILL ME and no sensible ninja would wear it unless they had a death wish
Fine I'll get some new clothes
No orange!
How about just a little?
No!!
Fine grumpy fox
Ha
Naruto goes to a ninja supply store that is closed and sneaks into the back while trying to keep from making too much noise(the people who run the store do not live in it or they would have heard him in 3 seconds) and he got the same outfit in different colors black, dark red, dark green, white, and brown and was leaving when he noticed katanas , kunai , wights, and shurkien on the wall behind the counter so he did the first thing that came to mind and took 3 katanas and 2 practice ones, 40 10 packs of kunai, 25 20 packs of shurkien, and a set of weight that the fox told him to grab with all og the holders for said items and a scroll that said basic stances for batojutsu.
So fox do I get the contruact now?
No you just walked in and if anyone was there they would have heard you over a whole battle complete with explosions
Aww come on I stole all this stuff and then you say it doesn't count?
Kid it's better to get it like this instead of paying the price of a small house
Yeah I guess so but I still want that contract
You will get it the moment you steal something without someone noticing and there has to be atleast 5 people watching it for it to count just so you know
What 5? But then someone is bound to see me
Well I advise practicing on your speed and your stealth
Why speed?
You can all the stealth in the world but without speed you might not be fast enough to stay out of eyesight
What do you mean?
Well see it like this if there are 10 squads of scouts and they go in 3 minute intervals over a 320 mile perimeter you would have to run into the perimeter get what you need and get out and have a big lead on them in about 6 minutes and that includes finding what you need, disarming traps, and taking out the occasional guard that would require a lot of stealth to get in and to not get every guard to notice you and then there's the need for the speed to get away unseen and hopefully unfound
Hmm I guess that makes sense so how do I train stealth and speed
That's where the weights and what I like to call pranks come in
Weights and pranks?
yes it's better than it sounds the weights will improve your strength and speed by constantly putting extra exertion onto your legs and the pranks well the key to a great prank is not the credit it is the end funniness of the situation and that you are not caught in any part of it so you and your accomplices are the only ones to actually know the one who did it
I guess it sounds plausible but how does it increase stealth?
Plausible? Is he getting smarter by the minute or just picking things up? It helps your stealth because just try to put paint into a scroll and get a jounin to open it without getting stabbed or worse
Well I guess it would help my stealth so what now?
Well kid I would say get to the hokage's and get a house or apartment unless you like the cold and wild outdoors
Yeah let's go to the hokage
Like I thought
(naruto walk to a giant symbol for fire in kanji and walks in) hi can I see the hokage?
No get lost demon
Oh ok thanks for letting me miss!
Hey I said no and im a man
Ok miss I'll see you later!(walking in the hokages room) ojiji-san I need a new apartment and a transfer to a new class in the academy(fox told him to because the examiners would put genjustu over the tests)
Oh and why do you need a new apartment/class?
Well first is that some ninja burned my old apartment down and the examiners are cheating on my tests so I would like a new class/apartment
Huuuhhhhh well I guess it cannot be helped I will arrange for a new class and there is only one aparment complex that will allow you to move in since it's abandoned but you will have to fix it up
Well it should be better than that last place I was missing half the floor, plumbing, no heat, and I swear there was a giant rat in the closet
Well I guess this will more good then bad eh naruto?
I guess so ojiji I guess so
(the hokage leads him to right next to the hokage monument and the apartment looked alright just dusty) so ojiji whats wrong with this place it just looks dusty
well nothing is wrong with it it's just that the owner died in the battle against kyuubi and we just kept putting off cleaning it up and well now it's yours
great so I can remodel it?
Well I guess so just don't destroy it to the point where you can't live here anymore
So that's chapter 2 hope you liked it and if there is any thoughts should be in the harem review the ones already in are hinata and im thinking tayuya so as always flames and criticism will either help or will be forgotten any death threats will be met with laughter!
