CHAPTER ONE

WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN

It was quiet and peaceful late at night, Nekura noted. No irritating car horns or rap competitions in the middle of the crowded streets. it didn't smell of pollution either.

'If only I had grown up out here rather in the city, I probably wouldn't of turned out as crooked as I did.' She thought to herself. She shrugged it away anyway and took another huge slurp from her stew. She had stumbled across a stray rabbit that had leapt out from under a scrub and n her sudden fright, had somehow managed to blast the poor bunny to kingdom come. What had been left of it, she had taken and thrown in an odd shaped rock along with some water and yams she had found lying around and stuck the stone in a fire to cook. It surprisingly enough, tasted like corned beef.

"WHOOOOOOO... WHOOOOOOO..." Akaylie glared angrily at a nearby tree where a large owl was sitting perched, singing away at the night sky. Akaylie muttered her curses at it for disturbing her peaceful dinner.

"Stupid suicidal critters."

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" It suddenly screeched louder than ever, as if from pure spite.

"I'll give you WHO you stupid bird!" She roared suddenly throwing a small stone from the ground at the bird. The owl was smart though, and took wing as the stone sliced straight through the branch as if it had been a bullet. A moment later, the branch crackled and fell to the ground, throwing small clouds of dust into the air.

'I guess those knob jockeys back at the laboratory thingy did a very stupid thing giving me power like that.' She thought with a huge grin.

Suddenly Nekura's ears pricked and she turned back to her stew, and blinked twice. A dog sized dinosaur had its face in her bowl, lapping up her dinner.

"HEY! THIS AINT NO DINE IN TAKE AWAY RESTAURANT!!! SCRAM YOU STUPID LIZARD!!!" She roared in her anger. She felt her power well up and the dinosaur that resembled a four egged tyrannosaurus rex suddenly bolted into the wood. Nekura growled and gave chase, screaming bloody murder.

Buu frowned as he flew gently through the night sky. He was bored and hungry and had nothing better to do than blow up a few more cities. Suddenly he stopped and sniffed at the air for a moment and smirked a huge evil grin. He glanced down below him at the camp fire smoke he had smelt and slowly descended towards the ground.

His smirk turned to a giant grin as he discovered half a bowel of fresh stew waiting for him. He made himself comfortable and began to slop it down, the bowl soon finished as if it had been half a glass of water. The bushes besides him suddenly ruffled and he grinned at the prospect of murdering some poor defenseless human only to find the oddest looking girl trudge through the bushes, ignoring him completely and dragging a four legged dinosaur as if it was a stuffed toy, by its tail.

"I can't believe this! If my day gets any worse, I'll..." She froze, her muscles tensing as she spotted the giant pink thing staring back at her with black and red eyes, as if she was a ghost.

"Now who the hell are you? AND WHAT THE HELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO THINK YOU COULD EAT MY DINNER?!!" She added. Buu grinned his evil little grin and didn't bother replying.

"Oh well. I got enough meet to make another pot. You want some too?" Buu slowly nodded and watched as she prepared some more food from the dinosaur she had caught.

"Here you go." Nekura said as she handed Buu a large stone bowl of the fresh new stew and sat down with her own. She never even took one gulp before Buu had downed the lot and was holding out his bowl, asking for more.

"Er... Aright then. Here you go." She poured another bowl full and watched as he downed that, then another and another. Finally he downed the last of what ever was left and stared longingly at hers.

"You remind me a lot of my elder brother. he used to eat like a bottomless pit too." She handed him her bowl anyway and watched him down that before he smiled contently.

"So you got a name or do i just call you Bottomless pit?"

"Buu." He said simply.

"Boo? You mean like, ahh, it's a ghost boo or is your name actually boo?"

"Me Buu. B-U-U."

"Oh Buu. Sorry. I'm Nekura."

"Nekura." He repeated slowly. She smiled and nodded.

"Yep, that's right." An eerie silence befell them and Buu contemplated whether to blow her up and leave, to just leave, or to stay and talk to her. She was after all, not exactly human looking.

"So... What are you doing all the way out here?" She asked. he just shrugged.

"Oh well. You can stay here the night if you'd like. I'm heading to the city tomorrow morning, so if your heading that way too, we can go together. But I won't break your leg to do either. Personally I really don't care."

Buu watched as Nekura made herself comfortable against a boulder and closed her eyes. It didn't take long for her to fall asleep. Buu stared. No one had ever felt truly secure enough to sleep around him. He shrugged and left it that she didn't know who he was.

It didn't take long for her to wake up either. Buu was kneeling in front of her, gently tugging on her lab coat, taking a gander what she was hiding, only to suddenly have his face kicked very hard in the face and to have himself thrown back into another nearby boulder.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!!!" She screamed, her face redder then red and her anger so horribly high she felt like she would burst. Buu just stared at her and blinked twice. He had never really bothered about examining a female before, and didn't know that much about them. He was merely trying to satisfy his curiosity.

"Look Buu, it's obvious you aren't civilized and don't know the first thing about living with women, so I'll let you in on a little secret that everyone knows. You never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever! And I emphasize the ever! Do what you just did. A woman's body is her personal property and unless she gives you permission, never touch it. Understood?!" Buu slowly nodded in understanding but he was sill confused as to why she would be ashamed.

"Good. Now, I'm going to try ad go back to sleep again. G'night Buu." Nekura sat back down and leaned back up against her boulder again and for the second time in an hour, was asleep.

"Good night Nekura." Buu muttered, watching her. A cold blast of wind soon made her shiver and she stirred and woke again. She frowned and hugged her legs to her chest. Buu stared at her again. he was completely bored and really wanted to go blow something up.

"Nekura..." He began but stopped himself. She shook her head and smiled at him. He froze. Smile... He had never truly been smiled at before.

"DOn't worry buu. I'm just a little cold. I'm not used to camping out much anymnore." Buu frowned at her. He had no idea why but he wanted to help her. He fought himself though and thought better of it. He frowned again and stood up. He towered over her something chronic and, was actually taller than some of the trees around the camp site.

"Nekura... Good night." He said a little slowly before he turned and suddenly levitated off the ground. Nekura simply stared as he suddenly took off like a jet engine towards some un known destination. Within seconds, he was gone from sight and the vapor trail he had left behind was fast molding into the dark night background. Nekura smiled weakly and hugged her coat to her body and lay down huddled together to sleep. After wondering how Buu could fly and if she'd ever be able to feel her legs again, she fell asleep.

As morning broke she smiled and yawned as she sat up. Her eyes almost fell out of her head as she saw what she saw. A blanket was over her body and a pair of tracksuit pants with a baggy black hooded shirt neatly folded besides her. On a rock where Buu had been sitting was a capsule case containing a whole bunch of vehicles. On the cover of the case was some guys name and her heart suddenly sank. He stole them?

'Aw well. What does it matter? I've stolen a hell of a lit more than just cars and bike before. I suppose I'll have to congratulate Buu for being so cunning next time I see him.' She thought to herself with a grin.

Ten minutes later, Nekura was dressed and flying across the red dirt cliffs and occasionally darting a tree here and a bush there on a large expensive hover bike. She was having the time of her life and her hair whipped in her face.

Just over an hour later Nekura slowed the bike down and slowly stopped, staring at what lay in front of her...

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A/N Hi. I'm just going to take this space and moment to say a few things. One, I don't really know a lot about Majin Buu. I'm not exactly lucky enough to watch DBZ on TV so I watch it over the internet and have seen every episode, except for the Buu saga, bar the last 40 eps. I'm sorry as I know this might interfere a lot with my story, but its an A/U anyway.

However, if there is something important that you just can't bear to see me leave out, or miss, then please, you can tell me, preferably nicely. this is after all, my first ever Fanfic, and I really don't want to get flamed or overly insulted. But yeah.

Otherwise, please Read and Review and Than you Darkness Angel for your review! By the way, I'll plug her now.

Go read both of Darkness Angel's stories! They are the bomb!

Added note: There will be a little more gore, a little more blood, and possibly romance, not so sure yet, in the next chapter.

Apologies for the cliff hanger.

I don't own Dragonball Z etc. I do own a cute little plush doll of a demon king I made 2 years ago. Does that count?

Ok, enough with the announcements. Never again will I have to write them.

G'night all!

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