Yet another interview...NO FLAMES!! We would like to keep the small amount of dignity we have left...

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Naruto Interview #2: Uchiha Sasuke!!

Naata: Hi, everyone! As promised, we're interviewing Uchiha Sasuke!

Mayuki: (jumps up and down like a maniac) OMGOMGOMG!! Sasuke is my idol!!! He pwns everyone!!

Naata: (sighs and slaps forehead) Come on out, Sasuke-kun... (Sasuke walks up and sits down)

Mayuki: (falls over and goes into half-dead state)

Sasuke: ...

Naata: (Drags Mayuki back up to her chair) ...Sorry about that!

Mayuki: ...so hot... (Nosebleeds)

Naata: uhhh... (Sweat drops)

Sasuke: ...

Naata: Well, lets get right to it! So, Sasuke, does Dobe really mean idiot, or does it mean something else??

Sasuke: ...what are you saying...?

Naata: oh, nothing...

Mayuki: ...gay, but SO HOT!!!!

Sasuke: (twitches)...I'm not gay...

Naata: Okaay...speaking of being gay...what are your thoughts on the whole yaoi thing??

Sasuke: (twitches more)...all a lie...

Mayuki: (finally comes out of half-dead state) Well, if Naru-chan is a girl like everyone thinks he is, than it isn't really yaoi!!

Sasuke: You two have a lot of spare time don't you?!

Naata: Yep...And we drank some of Tsunade's Saki!!...Mayuki, do you want to do the last question??

Mayuki: HELL YEAH! Sasuke, have you ever been glomped??

Sasuke: Why? (Girls both have evil grins)...OH, SHIT! (Glomped by both girls)

Mayuki: Yays! You're so cute Sasu-chan!!

Sasuke: AAAHHH! (Waves arms around wildly)

Naata: Well, Mayuki's kind of going insane, so see you all next interview!! (Continues glomping Sasuke) SASU-CHAAAN!!

Tune in next time for Haruno Sakura!!