Yet another interview...NO FLAMES!! We would like to keep the small amount of dignity we have left...
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Naruto Interview #2: Uchiha Sasuke!!
Naata: Hi, everyone! As promised, we're interviewing Uchiha Sasuke!
Mayuki: (jumps up and down like a maniac) OMGOMGOMG!! Sasuke is my idol!!! He pwns everyone!!
Naata: (sighs and slaps forehead) Come on out, Sasuke-kun... (Sasuke walks up and sits down)
Mayuki: (falls over and goes into half-dead state)
Sasuke: ...
Naata: (Drags Mayuki back up to her chair) ...Sorry about that!
Mayuki: ...so hot... (Nosebleeds)
Naata: uhhh... (Sweat drops)
Sasuke: ...
Naata: Well, lets get right to it! So, Sasuke, does Dobe really mean idiot, or does it mean something else??
Sasuke: ...what are you saying...?
Naata: oh, nothing...
Mayuki: ...gay, but SO HOT!!!!
Sasuke: (twitches)...I'm not gay...
Naata: Okaay...speaking of being gay...what are your thoughts on the whole yaoi thing??
Sasuke: (twitches more)...all a lie...
Mayuki: (finally comes out of half-dead state) Well, if Naru-chan is a girl like everyone thinks he is, than it isn't really yaoi!!
Sasuke: You two have a lot of spare time don't you?!
Naata: Yep...And we drank some of Tsunade's Saki!!...Mayuki, do you want to do the last question??
Mayuki: HELL YEAH! Sasuke, have you ever been glomped??
Sasuke: Why? (Girls both have evil grins)...OH, SHIT! (Glomped by both girls)
Mayuki: Yays! You're so cute Sasu-chan!!
Sasuke: AAAHHH! (Waves arms around wildly)
Naata: Well, Mayuki's kind of going insane, so see you all next interview!! (Continues glomping Sasuke) SASU-CHAAAN!!
Tune in next time for Haruno Sakura!!
