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===Chapter 2 : ESCAPE! DOOD!===
===Laharl's castle: Prinny Room===
"Take another step and I will send this video to lord Valvatorez!" Yelled a Prinny. Ranga stop on his peg leg "(CRAP! I forgot to say dood in every line I said in that video clip, dood!)"yelled him inside his mind. Either became a slave to Etna, yet saves from Valvatorez's wrath or his own freedom and hunted down by Etna's Army and bounty on his head plus Valvatorez's wrath that would re-educated him for sure. What will he chose?
A status window appear out of nowhere
Name : Ranga
Class : Private Prinny
Level : 10 (20 levels below average prinny squad in Laharl's castle)
Evilities :
-Greed : Add 150% more HL at the end of the battle
-Beg : enemy attack reduced by 10 %
-No Attack : Cannot attack any enemies (Because he don't have those swords), but can use skills
Skills :
-Greedy Bag : Absorbs one Enemy attack with his bag, can only contain one each time
-Greedy-Bye : Explode Ranga. Deal damage to all enemies on 5 tile away from him. The more valuables he has, the more damage he deals
"Freedom cost highly, huh? Dood..." Said Ranga and fell on his hands... er... flippers... "Wise choice, wise prinny" Said Flonne who ate a popcorn (since when?!). She is currently an arc angel, since her "return" to celestia. "You have to know what you deserved after being manipulative and greedy in your previous live" Continued her.
Flonne was an angel trainee but she became a fallen angel after she has been revived by the seraph, then somehow... she manage to get the arc angel job despite being a fallen angel. She is always cheerful, light headed, innocent and clumsy. *P.S. : she somehow very doesn't really understand value of money, remember the great flonzor X ? (Flonne: I-I made it to save the earth!) *P.S.S : She is also an Otaku (Flonne : what's an Otaku? ;Mocha H : I won't tell you)
"Ms. Flonne, I still don't understand what you said but ever since I came here, you are the only person nice to me "said Ranga as he stand up. "I have to say thank you very much" said Ranga, as his last word. The next thing everyone know, He ran with all power his peg leg can carry "I can't stay here anymore, dood!"He shouted as he ran.
"W-WHAT DOOODDD!" Screamed all prinnies plus Flonne. "Code 3-Prinny!" Shouted the Captain Prinny. A Prinny pressed a button on the wall. Due to the button, the whole castle rung with loud sirens and lit with hundred thousand of various red alarm lamps "Warning! Warning! Prinny rebellion has been detected! Please throw all prinnies in your sight carelessly. Disabling both "Prinny Law" and anti-demon barrier on prinnies room" "OOO…. Like that scene in secret agents movies" Said Flonne with fire burning in her eyes.
"Since when that button is here? Dood" a prinny said. "Since the prinnies decreased abuse law?" responded another prinny.
"The Prinny law is a magic to make prinnies able fight equally if they were abused by other demons whom are currently under the overlord who the prinny serve (It means same stats both prinny and abusing demons), but the law won't work on the overlord him self or demons close in power just like Etna" Flonne explained to the prinnies.
"Er… we already know that, but why did you narrating, Miss Flonne? Dood ? Asked a Prinny
"Well, just to remind you, if you pushed the button, then the prinny law will be disabled, thus….." various explosion and various cried of doods can be heard "Now you know why" Continued her. Suddenly the wall cracked and blown away, behind it, some demons (mostly humanoids) appears
"AAAAHHH! HELP US MISS FLONNE DDDDDOOOOODDDDDD!"Yelled all prinnies, then they hide behind Flonne
"Okay, I SAA, Secret Arc Agent Flonne will protect you all!"Said Flonne as she jumped, and (Instantly) changed to a secret Arc Agent Flonne suit and faces the demons "Dood… Are we in a sci-fi fanfic now? Oh wait, we are".
=====Laharl's Castle : Hallway=====
Meanwhile, Back to our Prinny in the hallway. "DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!" Said Ranga as he, another prinny and the Prinny Captain chased by 5 Heavy knights since they left the prinny room.
"C-Captain! Why did you help me? Dood" Asked Ranga
"I don't help you! I am chasing you! But since the prinny law de-activated, I have to ran as far as I can from those heavy knights!" answered the Captain Prinny While throwing Prinny Barrage at Ranga but instead of jumping , he ran on the ground, because the heavy knight will surely grab him on air and threw him far away then exploded.
"Catch them! I saw them running from the prinny room! They must be the Prinny Rebel!" One of the heavy knights shouted.
"I'm not you stone head! It's that prinny with that black bag!" Shouted the other prinny, but he has been grabbed by a heavy knight.
"N-NO! I'M NOT THE REBEL!"the captain shouted.
"C-Cross road!" Said Ranga in his mind. In front of them, at the cross road,he saw some prinny were panicking and some demons were trying to grab them.
"Look at my bowling expert skill!"Shouted the Heavy knight who holds the Prinny, as he threw the prinny in his hand.
Ranga Jump to the left and evaded the thrown prinny, then he continued turn to left and continued his run ,behind him, some prinny explosion could be heard.
"He went left!" Shouted a heavy knight. But these heavy knights got caught inside a big explosion from those panicking prinnies on the cross road which triggered by that "Bowling".
Looking behind, Ranga saw a big explosion which those heavy knights got caught, few moments later, only black smoke(with Prinny face) could be seen "Phew, none could have survived that! "He said as he triumph over his small victory. Then he continued to the castle's exit.
But, being unaware of the dangers in the smoke, some projectiles were thrown to Ranga.
He almost got hit by some pillars (Wait… what?) and some prinny Barrage.
Looking back, he saw the captain Prinny and the heavy knights still standing
"W-W-WHAT?! Prinnies should have exploded if they got inside other prinnies explosion! A-and T-Those heavy knights! H—how could they survived that blast?!"Yelled Ranga then, he continued his "run and chase".
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH PRINNIES!" in front of him, he could be seen a short shadow with two antennas
"DON'T CALL ME SHORT!" he threw a barrage of fire ball to the writer.
"Huh? Since when I am in the story?" The writer said before he teleported out.
Back to our Prinny "HAHAHAHAHA! I gave you prinny law, yet you threw it away, thanks to you, I could let out some stress now!" The overlord said. Yup he is The Overlord Laharl.
Days after he became the overlord, he became much more like the previous overlord, yet he still short (Laharl: HEY!), selfish (Laharl : What demon doesn't selfish?), Tsundere (Laharl : W-WHAT?! I am not a tsundere!) and short temper(Laharl : So,what?!). Lately he has to do some paper works (Which filled 10% of his castle) about the recently Prinny law, Alliance with some other netherworld and connections between netherworld via satellite communication (If it even exist). So, now due to the whole stress he had suffered… (Laharl : it's because those vassals doesn't work properly! They just dumped their works on me and run!)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Overlord Wrath!" Laharl brought his hand up, several energy spheres appear and shot Ranga from multiple direction.
The Prinny jumped high and got hit by a fire ball, but a moment before hit, the fire ball absorbed by his black bag.
As another ball of fire came, he shot back the absorbed fire ball at Laharl. Laharl got hit by his own fire ball, not damaging him, but he lost his concentration, thus making the remaining fire balls disappeared.
"CRAP! DOOD! I HIT HIM DOOD!" Ranga said as he fell down.
"ARGH! I can't see anything!" Laharl said. His eyes were being blocked by ash and smoke from his own fire ball.
"I-It's my chance, dood!" Ranga said as he ran past Laharl.
"GGGGRRRRRAAAA!"Laharl said as he focused his energy to fire at point blank range.
"T-This is bad!" said the heavy knight as they ran away from Laharl.
"EAT THIS OVERLORD WRATH, POINT-BLANK-EXPLOSION!" Shout him as he made a giant ball of flame and exploded it once it fully charged, destroying all part of the castle surrounding him. Once the dust cleared only Laharl seen standing, everyone else, the heavy knights and other demons were K.O-ed and turned into balls of light which disappear after short time.
"N-No… T-This can't be H-Happen again…" Laharl said with a hint note of scared. "M-My castle! I-it's destroyed again?!" Laharl said as he saw the remains of his castle. Although it doesn't destroy the entire castle, you could say it's just about 1 of 20 parts, but you know how people are when they destroy his own house with his own hand. "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Laharl screamed as he remembered how many "9" on the castle's repair bill.
======= Laharl's Castle: another part of the castle near the destroyed part=======
"Stop chasing me dood!" Shouted Ranga as the captain Prinny started to shot lasers from his skull thing.
"SHUT UP! You are being a traitor! If you left, what about your comrades?! For everyone to be happy, one must suffer. …..Dood"
==================Laharl's Castle: Etna's Room==================
"So… that Prinny is the rebel" Said Etna as she eats her pudding.
She is sitting at her sofa and seeing all things happen outside from her TV, thanks to secret cameras she has spread all around castle since Laharl was rebuilding the castle after he destroyed the whole castle and yup, she is the reason the bill raises to the galaxy(Er… I mean higher than sky).
"M-Miss Etna, dood we bring the bullets you asked!" Said a prinny, the prinny put it on her sofa, and Etna Open it.
"Wonderful~~~" she pick a gun, insert the bullet and shot the Prinny. The Prinny Exploded on contact "HRM…. Wonderful~~~" she reload her gun and filled it with the bullet.
Then, she picks her Gatling gun and reloads the Gatling gun with the bullet. "Now it's time to see where that prinny goes". She left her room and left her room.
================Laharl's castle: Prinny Room =================
"And…. That's the last of them" Flonne said then signaling the great flonzor x to return to the base, then it shot up and returned to its base like a good giant super robots would do.
"T-The Rebel Prinny dood! Everyone! We need to stop That Prinny from escaping! Dood!" Said one Prinny
"U..umm…. so… can I came along? I can't leave a misguided soul to just go away!"
"Well, of course, dood!" A prinny said
"We can't stop you even if we want to anyway, dood" Another prinny added
"Thank you very much! OKAY! ALL UNIT LINE UP!" said Flonne, and all the prinnies line up.
"Follow me!" commanded her. Then every prinny followed her.
================Still in Laharl's castle: Somewhere===========
"I-I think I just escaped from him…."Said Ranga
"But stuck at ventilation is not good either". Yup, currently he got away from the captain Prinny, but the bad news he was stuck in ventilation.
"Why am I not having those swords from the beginning, dood?" He tried to crawl forward, but his bag made him too big for the ventilation. Suddenly an unknown voice could echo in the Prinny's head
Mysterious voice : "Why don't you just throw all your gold in the bag? Prinny? It's not even yours to start with"
Ranga : "S-Shut UP! I need some money to reincarnate and return to earth! M-Miss Etna will kill me either way….. Dood! (Crap! How did he know I stole it from miss Etna, DOOD!)"
Mysterious voice : "But if you get caught won't all of your effort to escape wasted?"
Ranga : "But I can't live without money! These are what give me powers, even back when I was a human. Dood"
Mysterious Voice : "What about now? Are those gold more precious than your own life?"
Ranga : "W-WHA... I-I'm fine here! Even if I died, as long i have money, that's good! Dood! "
Mysterious Voice : "Stop lying to yourself listen to your heart .Is it what you really want? even back at human world? Buried in gold? Is it makes you happy?"
Ranga : "Y-Yes! I... "
Mysterious Voice : "no you don't. You try to escape the reality, don't you?"
Ranga : "I-I-I... I lost everything!. My wife and my children left me; my friends never contact me again. My Business partners betray me. I-I... I died in my own gold vault, and... and... alone, it's so…. empty. Y-You don't know how it feels to be all alone in this world!"
Mysterious Voice :"You feel powerful at first then you suffer the consequences later. From the start you are alone and always alone, but the ecstasy from the money makes you blind Right?
Ranga :"H-How do you know?"
Mysterious Voice :"Because I was like you, until I met the overlord. Let's leave the topic. So, will you throw away your Gold? Or will you better die here?"
Ranga :"It's not like I have any choice….."
Ranga took all his Gold in his bag and drop it. Now, he can move through the vent...
"NNNNOOOOOOO!"Shouted Ranga Inside the Ventilation
"I-I'm still stuck here dood!" he Shouted even harder.
"Just how did you end up in there?" The mysterious voice Asked, after a moment of silent.
"And how could you drop your Gold if you're stuck there. Or did you actually lie about dropping them?"
"Er…. It's a mystery of RPG or TRPG where items which had been dropped can't be obtained again…. dood"
Ranga answered, but in he didn't drop his gold at all"I will help you this time; just don't expect me to help you anymore!"
The ventilation shattered and Ranga fell down. Ranga sat and saw a muscular pig-man holding an axe, wearing a cherry red robe , a pant and a crown(With what looks like drawing laharl's face with permanent marker). For you who never know him, he is hogmeisser, once a greedy man er…. Demon who stole a lot of things from the overlord's castle before he started his campaign to get the throne But was defeated by Laharl when Laharl was about to kill him, his son, porkmeisser appear and stopped Laharl from killing Hogmeisser, Hogmeisser in that life-or-death moment realizing that gold and hells(money) are replace able things and His son will never be replaceable, Laharl then spare his and his son's life, Hogmeisser touched by Laharl's kindness thus become his vassal. "Y-You're…" Ranga said as he saw Hogmeisser. The area was frozen for a second, as you know; both of them have the same ordeal from their own greediness, thus they were more like brother in ar….. "Who are you dood?" Ranga said with a question mark on his head. From a far away, the writer fell down from his chair… if he used any. "Don't I just tell you a few lines ago?!"
Back to the castle, Hogmeisser threw what looks like a pair of holy swords to Ranga. It is thin, thin swords to be exact and it's made of old stone that could break at any minute, on its handle to tip, there were symbols of curses that would creep anyone seeing it, not to mention some weird paper with unreadable words on it. "Err… writer? What about the "Holy" part dood? It's like a cursed sword dood, forget about that, I doubt it can do anything dood" Ranga Said. "Not to mention the sword pair's name is "Cursed absence" , it can't be anything close to "Holy" ,dood" "That's why I give it to you, Prinny" Hogmeisser said "When the riot started, I and Maderas snuck to That Bi*** room and stole something, I only get this thing, cause Maderas started to panicking" Continued Him. "(That Bitch's room?)" Ranga Said in his mind. "Come on! I tried to censoring some harsh words you guys!" The Writer shouted out of nowhere "Er… sorry dood? (It could only mean Miss Etna's Room)".
Ranga put his new swords to his bag. Then, just behind them, a big soaring flame went through the wall just behind HogMeisser. "I heard all of them, y'know" Etna Said as she appeared behind them with her Gatling gun at her hand left hand, on the other hand she hold Maderas's body and a rope connecting several prinnies tied on the rope. "I would kill you for that, hogmeisser" she threw maderas whom was all beaten up and knocked unconscious to Hogmeisser, Maderas was all-bloody, bruised all over his skin and one of his arm has gone.
"Maderas! YOU IDIOT! I told you, She is far too powerful from you" Hogmeisser said "H-Hogmeisser, is that you? Good, you're okay? I can turn the table now" Maderas Said then he turned to bats, then form again in standing position, he returned all-refreshed "HAHAHAHA! Foolish girl! Thanks to those pills on your room, I can revive myself as many times I want!"Maderas Said.
"hm? You're still alive? Maybe using chair to beat you up is not a good idea" Etna Said, then she picked up a sword out of nowhere "This will be interesting" She said then lick the blade. "HAHAHA! A mere sword won't ….." Before Maderas Finishes his sentence, Etna threw the sword at his head, instantly K. him, then he turned into orbs of lights "And don't think you will be able to run away, greed - prinny" Etna Said and shot her Gatling gun at Ranga. Ranga Opened his bag and shouted "Greedy Bag!" spaces near the bag began to distort and absorbed to the bag, Etna's attack has been absorbed, but Etna can't see it due to massive smoke screen the Gatling gun made. When the smoke screen has faded, Ranga still stand there, with his bag open, and then he closed it. Etna shot him again, but she can't due to her ammunitions have been depleted. Realizing Etna's Ammunition has reached zero, Ranga took this chance to escape.
"DAMMIT! I WON'T LET YOU GO PRINNY!" She threw her Gatling gun and pulled a new Gatling gun out of nowhere (nu-uh don't know how) and started to chase Ranga with her new Gatling gun and Prinny Grenades (Cause they are Prinny). "I WON'T LET YOU!" Hogmesisser threw his axe towards Etna, she dropped her guard for a second, but she manages to grab the axe before it hit her face. "Looks like you need some lesson" She drew her Gatling gun and started shooting Hogmeisser, he tried to evaded it but it's reach and speed is better than he can dodge. "Why am I losing to a Gatling Gun?" He stretches his hands both to right and left "What are you doing? Give up already?" She said as she pointed her Gatling gun at him "Any last word?" Etna said "Tell Porkmeisser that I am still able to stand after Mistress Etna Shot 3500 rounds of Bullet With Gatling gun at me, I always want to show him how strong I am "Hogmeisser said with a grin in his face. "Granted, but I will make it 5000 times more" Etna said with a wider grin on her face.
From far away, Ranga Able to escape Etna thanks to Hogmeisser. "(The Gate is not too far dood! If I can reached the gate before she got me...)"Ranga Said inside his mind, but then several Prinny Barrage thrown at him. Unaware of the attacks, he got hit by all of them and his HP instantly drops until more or less 5% left. "NO! T-This is bad dood!" Ranga Yelled. He fell on the ground, and then he looked around and noticed about 4 Prinny and the Captain Prinny behind him. "Give up now, you don't have any choice now" The Captain Prinny Said as he pointed his sword on Ranga.
"(N-No... I-I won't. I s-still want to free...)"Ranga Said then, he stood up and face the prinnies. "I-I have gave up on my gold back at ventilation... so I can't just stop here". Ranga searched his bag for some medical items, the Prinnies set up battling position yet not attacking because knowing he didn't have any weapons, but all he have just a few medical items that only enough to fill his HP until ½ of his full HP. "Just give up. This is suicide dood" The most left Prinny said. "Yeah! All of us have to go through all ordeals! You have to get your share of pain dood!" The Prinny second from left said. "If you're dead, we can revive you thus you're still stuck here, dood" The most right Prinny said. "I have been here longer than you, and I have dreaded more than you are" Said the captain Prinny. While the second from right just stay silent.
"I-I might be a fool, a fool who has become a prinny because my own foolishness. Yet, I learned three things from my failure" Said Ranga, then his eyes suddenly become full of seriousness, "The sin I have done is first, greed, because I loved money more than anything but its money! It gave you powers. Second, Discrimination, don't know why though, then the last one….."
Ranga Readied his battle position, "Foolishness, because I know I can and want to change my destiny yet I don't change my destiny! For my own fault I end up here. But I won't let the same thing happen again! I can change my destiny now and this is my only chance!"
"BATTLE START!"Shouted Ranga
===Chapter 2 : ESCAPE! DOOD! - End ===
====Next episode preview, Mocha H Studio ====
"H-How did you find me, dood!" Ranga asked in panic. "Well... let's just say we met a short weird man wearing weird green cloth and uses weird square-thingy who gave us this thing that able to locate you for one time" A Prinny said. "Weird man... Wearing weird cloth...uses Weird Square thingy... C-Could it be... the switch guy from SK*T da**ce?"
"NO! It's me!" A short creature wearing green cloth with black mark "H" on the front's center and wide green hat on his head appear. "Er... who are you, dood?" Ranga asked in confuse. "Well... it's me! The writer! Mocha H!" He said loudly, the whole studio became silent. "So... What does that means?" all prinnies said in unison.
"That means, I can control all of you inside my own story! Hm…. Just like….." The Prinnies suddenly caged. "W-Wait! W-What happen dood?!"Ranga asked, but then his face painted all blue. "W-What?! My-My face!" Ranga Said. "Hahaha! That's my ability the "Author's power" with it I can summon anyone and make them do anything I said!" Mocha H said. "Then why don't you chose better avatar than that Putty form" Etna appeared in the studio and sit down on a chair that appear magically. "Wow… that power sure is handy" She said as she sit on her chair, then a trap door opened and she fell to the hole.
"Well… I pick this Putty as my avatar because I like cute-short creature like this" Mocha H said. "A guy like cute-short creature? That's rare, dood" Ranga said "Because they are easier to be drawn/modify" Mocha H said. "W-Wait! You what?!" "Yep right….. But only on computer, at few pixels resolution(I'm just a beginner), my hand drawn will make your eyes blind .well, moving on, next at Disgaea : hours of cursed absence Prinny; chapter 3 : ESCAPE! DOOOD!" "Wait! That's the same title, dood!" "If you're clever, you know the difference, tell what's diffrent between the two title on the review page to show how creative you are" "Not how smart dood?" "Creative people are smart, but not all smart people are creative"
*Note : sorry for being late, it's my first fic afterall
See you again next time
