"Pretty please," Teddy begged, "With a cherry on top?"
Spencer laughed.

"What are you? Three years old," he asked laughing

"Oh shut up," Teddy said laughing, "Come on. Please. I really want to."

"Teddy I would look like a dork," Spencer said.

"But you're my dork," Teddy replied, "Come on. This is important to me. And it's for Charlie's pre school."

"I'm not going to play old man Bumhole," Spencer said.

"Hey you did a lot more then that for me," Teddy pointed out.
Spencer closed his eyes.

"You're not helping you're case," Spencer pointed out.

"Well you're the only one who fits the costume," Teddy said.

"What if that thing goes off," Spencer said, "I'd sound like a soprano."

"Spencer you're supposed to look stupid," Teddy said, "That's the idea of the play."

"Fine," Spencer said, "I'll play old man Bumhole but only if you play old woman Bumhole."

"Sure"

"Good. And you have to make up with Ivy."

"But Ivy was a Bumhole," Teddy whined.

"Yeah but you owe me," Spencer teased.

"I'll talk to her," Teddy said, "But I won't promise anything"