The Adventures of the Grinning Silver Trickster Demon of the Land of Forever Night

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Once upon time, in the land of forever night, there lived a Grinning Silver Trickster Demon. The Grinning Demon was the faithful subordinate of the ruler of the land of forever night, The Man in the Mirror. The Man in the Mirror was a powerful sorcerer who ruled the land of forever night with an iron fist! The Grinning Demon was his right hand man and for his left hand, The Man in the Mirror had an old blind woman called Kaname. Kaname liked dealing justice, Kaname liked making rules, Kaname was very boring but her boringness made her ideal to do the boring, tedious duties related to the day to day running of the Land of Forever Night. So the Man in the Mirror left Kaname to it and spent is days being in a mirror on a top a tall dais atop many, many, many, many steps.

As for the Grinning Demon, he spent his days being very bored and very lonely, lounging against the wall of the throne room of the Man in the Mirror and though he always wore a grin, the Man in the Mirror sensed that all was not well. So one day the Man in the Mirror summoned the Demon to his throne room and said to him, "Silver Trickster," that's what the Man in the Mirror called the Demon, "I know you have been very bored recently and so I propose a small task for you."

"I'm yers ta command!" said the Demon, "O' great an' wise Man in the Mirror!"

"... Stop that!" ordered the unamused Man in the Mirror, "Kaname is enough of a brown-noiser for everyone in the Land of Forever Night," the Demon just grinned, "Anyway, as I was saying. How would you like a princess to keep you company and bear your demonic spawns!"

"A princess?" wondered the Demon, "Can I have a real beautiful one, who's soft an' warm an' fun ta cuddle with?"

"You can pick your own princess," said Man in the Mirror, "Here, gaze into my mirror and take a look at the seven princesses of the Land of Light and the queen who watches over them," with that the man disappeared from the mirror and the mirror showed the eleven princesses sitting around a table groaning with delicious looking food and fountains of drink.

The Demon gave them all a good look and immediately eliminated the two youngest looking princesses, "Those were Princess Pinky and Princess Peach," the Man in the Mirror told him, "Princess Pinky is obviously a child but Princess Peach has reached adulthood. She has some good qualities but none that will appeal to you."

"Do ya want 'er?" asked the Demon, "Ya seem to praise 'er a lot."

"No, the Queen is more my type of woman," replied the Man in the Mirror, "But the Queen, a legendary flower sorceress, is a terrifying woman who even frighten's me."

"There's someone who scares even ya?" cried the Demon, "Come-on lemme have a look at 'er!"

"O alright..."

The Man in the Mirror bought forward the image of a beautiful but terrifying looking woman with black hair and blue eyes, she was sitting with Princess Shaolin, a petite pretty princess, and Princess Chrysanthemum, who was a busty strawberry blond with beautiful blue eyes. "I want 'er," declared the demon.

"The queen?" asked the Man in the Mirror in some surprise, "No, that's not right. Let me guess, Princess Chrysanthemum."

"Look at 'er!" cried the demon, "Look at those gorgeous boobs! I can't wait fer 'er to bear my demonic spawns! Those things will be filled with milk then! I am gett'n turn on just think'n about sucking milk from those..."

"Dear Silver trickster," interrupted the man in the mirrior, "You are like a son to me and as any parents would tell you... we don't want to know what our children get upto behind closed doors."

"I jus' wan' ta drink milk," said the demon in a surprisingly innocent tone.

"I am sure that's all you want to do," replied the man in the mirrior, utterly unamused.

"Well if ya would just setup a dairy farm in the Land of Forever Night, yer army would have stronger bones and not be defeated by the soldiers of the kingdom of light so easily," said the Silver trickster.

"Hmm... you might have a point there, I'll get Kaname working on it right away," replied the man in the mirror, "Now, do you want me to open the door to the Land of Light or would you like to look at the remaining three princesses before you go off on your quest to kidnap Princess Chrysanthemum?"

"I'll have a look," said the Trickster, "but I really want Princess Chrysanthemum!"

"Well here is Princess Memu, she's quite but very loyal," said the Man in the Mirror, showing the trickster a pretty princess with black hair and green eyes, "Here's Princess Nana, she's... a handful," explained the Man as he showed the image of a blacked haired girl with glasses, "Lastly, here is Princess Silvia, her hair matches yours."

"Pass on all of 'em," replied the Trickster, "Chrysanthemum is fer me! I can' wait ta get my hands on 'er!"

"Very well, I shall open the gate to the land of light. Happy hunting, Silver trickster," with that the Man in the Mirror opened the door to the land of light and...


"GIN!!!!" Screamed Rangiku, "Are you reading that highly inappropriate story to Masaki again?" she demanded as she barged into the room, causing Gin to quickly hide the thick notebook under the futon of their daughter.

"Nay, I wouldn' do noth'n ya didn' want me ta," said Gin, innocence personified.

"Yes daddy wasn't telling me about the adventure of the Silver trickster," piped in Gin and Rangiku's little girl, Masaki.

"Why don't I believe either of you?" wondered Rangiku.

"Because mummy is mean and strict and no fun!" cried the girl who was Rangiku personified save for the silver, silver hair. She launched herself into her father's chest and fake sobbed, "Daddy! Tell mummy not to be mean!"

"Only compared to you, Gin, can I be considered a strict parent!" cried Rangiku, "I so should have married Shuuhei! Then I could be a fun parent!"

"Why must ya say things that make me want ta kill people?" wondered Gin, "There, there," he said to his daughter, "Don' cry princess, it cause ya mom has a little brother or a sister fer ya in her tummy right now. As soon as the baby comes out, ya mom can go back ta drink'n and then she'll be lots of fun!"

"Mummy can't go back to drinking for a considerable time after the baby comes out!" cried Rangiku, "Why, o why, did I let you put another bun in my oven?" she demanded.

"Cause one bun is never enough!" cried Gin, as he hugged is daughter, "I want lots of buns! Ten! No twenty!"

"O no! You are getting two and no more!" declared Rangiku with firm finality.

Gin let out a fake sob as he hugged his daughter closer, "Sweety! Yer mom is be'n mean and not fun! Tell 'er ta not be mean!"

"O for the love of everything that is good! You two are incorrigible!" stated Rangiku.

"Thank you!" they replied in unison, causing Rangiku to huff and storm out of the room.

"Now, back to the story!" declared the girl gleefully.

"Whatever ma li'l angel wants," replied Gin.


Author's Note: I basically started writing The Adventures of the Grinning Silver Trickster Demon of the Land of Forever Night as a fairly tale type story that Gin wrote. It basically involved Gin's incarnation in the story "the silver trickster" going through the thirteen gates of of the land of light to get to the castle where Princess Chrysanthemum is kept and kidnapping her and bringing her to the land of forever night. It involved him defeating the thirteen guardians of the gates: The Twin Fish, The Mad Scientist, The Demon with an Eyepath, The Ice Dragon, The Punk Prince, The Drunk, The Wolf King, The Lord of Cherry blossom, The Pharaoh (Shinji - think hollow mask), The Golden Puppy (Kira, who actually doesn't so much get defeated but gets a collar put on him that the Trickster took off the Mad Scientist and "recruited" to be a companion for the trickster because he's kind of cute), The Lord of Music (Rose), The Fat man and finally The Fire Dragon. The trickster also has to defeat the Queen but doesn't manage to beat her, so reaches a deal where the Trickster will make sure that the Man in the Mirror's army never reaches a position to invade the land of light and thus is allowed to take Princess Chrysanthemum. Who of course is not to happy about the situation at first but then falls for the Trickster and they live happily ever after... or something like that.

Basically, the story never happened. I got busy, couldn't really make it funny enough and so I dropped it. I wrote the bottom bit with Gin and Rangiku's daughter to sort of give it something of an end. So yes, don't ask me to finish the story, it's not going to happen. Sorry. But it's a lame idea anyway.